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Ja sam skoro rekao jednoj ribi da je moj drugar rekao da cu je odvaliti od kurca.

Naljutila se, jebem ti zenski mozak, potpuno pogresno je to shvatila. To mi je bila prva reakcija, a posle sam shvatio da sam ja ispao konj [:I]

Andjeo smrti spusti buktinju i s' njom ugasi se jadno bice moje.

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Dule bremenit znanjem iz opšte kulture, žalostiv na siromaštvo duha koje vlada svetom [:D]

"Slušao sam Čajkovskog pre nego što je bio soundtrack za Black Swan" :tf:

brate, to je labudovo jezero, ono, cuo si ga slucajno sedamdeset hiljada puta:) mislim, nije kao "oh, toska, peti cin sestog kurca, pa kako to ne znate", tokata i fuga, peta simfonija, vltava, jah:) valkira i ta ekipa... ja licno sam duduk za klasiku, ako ja to znam, onda treba i kanter batica realno:)

brate sto ti ne smuvas miu? realno 5 min da provede sa tobom bila bi ready za guraj-vadi. :)

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Ja čitam ovu vest o ove dve klinke što su skočile u reku, i onda prvo idu ovakve stvari:

- Još smo svi u šoku. Nismo mogli da naslutimo da će Kristinu i njenu porodicu snaći ovakva nesreća. Tek posle nesreće smo čuli od drugarica da im je slala oproštajne poruke. U školi se ponašala kao i ostala deca. Međutim, ona dve trećine prošle školske godine nije dolazila na časove, zato je i ponovila razred - priča školski pedagog Drinka Savić.

Devojčica od 15-16 godina dve trećine godine nije tu i onda ponovi razred, to je skroz onako, uobičajeno. Ili ovako:

Drugarice Milice R., za čijim se telom i dalje traga, još ne mogu da poveruju da je skočila s mosta iako je bila depresivna u poslednje vreme.

- Malo se povukla u sebe, a iznenadilo nas je to što se odjednom ošišala veoma kratko.

A ima i wtf momenata:

Milenko Popović, direktor škole, kaže da je Kristinin otac bio na razgovoru i da mu je poručio da će se svi potruditi da prođe kroz teške trenutke.

:)) Mislim, šta je pisac hteo reći :) "da će se potruditi da lakše prođe kroz teške trenutke" je možda ono što je bila poenta, ovako deluje just sick.

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To je kao ona priča o liku što ga je samlela mašina kojom upravlja dok ju je čistio. Tip je nije ugasio da bi uštedeo na vremenu. Kada su pitali predstavnike firme da prokomentarišu slučaj, bili su šokirani događajem, i napomenuli su da im je bio najproduktivniji radnik.

Ono što me je uvek nerviralo ovde je princip "neće valjda baš nama da se desi". Nečija druga deca se ubijaju, drogiraju, kradu. Naša ne.

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@Lucky

ništa me ne čudi... imam u nekim odeljenjima bisere koji prave sranja na času, a roditelji im nikada nisu došli u školu na roditeljski...

@topic

pravim kontrolni za danas..

step in my transporter , so I can teleport ya,all around my heavenly body..

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pravim kontrolni za danas..

napravi da svi odgovori budu pod a)

Ono što me je uvek nerviralo ovde je princip "neće valjda baš nama da se desi". Nečija druga deca se ubijaju, drogiraju, kradu. Naša ne.

baš to. a i nije samo kod dece, sad skoro su bila ova ubistva i slično, i onda idu komentari komšija "oni su se svađali, ali niko nije slutio da će do ovako nečega doći".

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In the other news.. danas me kontaktirao FBI bratori.... :tf:

ROBERT MUELLER III

EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION

FBI.WASHINGTON D.C

INTERNET

ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY,

We have been informed through our Global intelligence

monitoring network that your over-due contract payment

which was fully endorsed in your name by the

Central Bank of Nigeria has not been claimed.

We also wish to inform you that the contract payment is

100% genuine and you have the lawful

right to claim your funds without any further delay.

We further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the

Governor of the Central Bank office accordingly as we will

be monitoring all their services with you as well as your

correspondence at all levels.

We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs.

Joan C.Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also

presented to them, all the necessary documentation evidencing your

claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to

the release of your contract fund valued at about US$8,000,000.00

(Eight million United States Dollars), but the Central Bank office

did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally

before they go ahead on wiring your funds to the Bank information

which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady so that the

main reason why they contacted us so as to assist them in making

the investigation.

Contact immediately the office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)

via the private email of the governor with the below information accordingly:

(Please endeavour to use this code while contacting him --"CODE 777" )

NAME: Sanusi Lamido Sanusi

OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria,

Central Business District,

Cadastral Zone, Abuja, Federal

Capital Territory, Nigeria.

Email: slamidocbn777@accountant.com

Tel: +234-802-933-1021

Meanwhile, we will advise that you contact the office

of the Governor of the Central Bank immediately with

the above email address and request that they attend

to your payment file as directed, so as to enable you

receive your contract fund accordingly.

To this effect, you are required to reconfirm and

authenticate your given particulars below for certainty

and onward processing and release of you funds

as we may not be held liable for any wrong payment.

FULL NAMES: __________________________________

CITY: _________________________

STATE: __________________________________

ZIP: ______________

COUNTRY________________________________

SEX: _______________

AGE: __________________

TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________________

EMAIL ADDRESS: _____________________

Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by

them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedure

as regard to the transfer of your fund to you as designated.

Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Nigeria

equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated

on their banking terms, so delay could be very dangerous.

Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in

advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller III

Federal Bureau of Investigation

J. Edgar Hoover Building

935 Pennsylvania Avenue,

NW Washington, D.C.

Private email: robertmueller001@washingtondc.usa.com

Svakoga dana u svakom pogledu, sve više napredujem

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Kad smo vec kod tih skemova.

Juce sedim u igraonici sa par ortaka, i tu neki maleo stariji covek trazi pomoc nesto oko mejla.

Hoce da skine sliku, ispuni je nekim podacima i onda opet posalje.

Pomognem ja njemu, i na kraju ga pitam na koji mejl da posaljem odgovor, kaze on "Ovaj prvi, tu gde pise British National Lottery". =)))

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Ahahah...epic fail.....

Stigo namestaj za dnevnu sobu i ugao ne moze da prodje kroz vrata te sobe ... uza su od standarda...:(

fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

QUOTE (Kojot @ Apr 21 2009, 03:24)

relnao pametna devojka se ili iskenaj pre sexa ili se izklistira tusem i namaze pomadom

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Ne moze ni na kanta ni na hegela ni na nicea...

mora da dodje tapetar da odvoji naslon, da unesu, pa da ga opet spoji....

fufufuufufufuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

QUOTE (Kojot @ Apr 21 2009, 03:24)

relnao pametna devojka se ili iskenaj pre sexa ili se izklistira tusem i namaze pomadom

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