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wow koliko retardiranih novih filmova, jedva cekam da gledam ovo silno nadrkano holivudsko djubre!

Don't think of understanding as a 'mental process' at all. Rather ask yourself: in what kind of case, under what circumstances do we say "now i can go on".

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Što ovaj topic nije više sticky ?

elem, novi Uwe Boll

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In a desperate attempt to stay relevant, director Uwe Boll is making a ridiculously offensive fatsploitation movie called Blubberella. "She will kick major ass - with her major ass." Dear Hollywood, please stop giving this man money. Love, the universe.

Twitch film stumbled upon this poster while rooting through The Film Catalog.

Very little information is out there, and the poster is pretty low quality, but we think the tag line sums up everything we need to know about this project:

"The first female fat superhero ... She will kick major ass - with her major ass ... All the BLOODRAYNE fans will love that movie!"

The three Bloodrayne fans have to be pretty excited about their movie poster shout-out.

Boll is doing what he does best — pathetically poking the masses hoping to generate an angry, free PR machine. But the honest-to-goodness truth is that this film will most likely be so wretched (both in theory and in execution) that hopefully it will just die out on its own, in development hell. Until then, we're bracing ourselves for a barrage of classless jokes about weight from the house of Boll. What do you all think? Does Blubberella make you angry, or just sad once you find out who's attached to direct?

 

 

 

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Izašao je američki rimejk filma "Let the right one in"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1228987/

Glumi klinka iz Kick Ass-a.

Kako su smorili, pa zar baš svaku originalnu ideju moraju da preuzmu i iskoriste.. Na primer onaj Spielberg-ov rimejk Oldboy-a, gde je glavnu ulogu trebao da glumi Will Smith [xx(]

Leela's experiencing the greatest joy a woman can feel: worshiping some low-life jerk.

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Hm, a taj Skyline je kao niži budžet, independent ovo ono :)) Izgleda prenadrkano, mada nisu morali baš kompletan alien dizajn da ukradu iz Krajzisa :)

"You're the first of the official death squads to whom we've been formally introduced... How do you do?"

 

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ono sto je najgore kod filmova poput Skajline je idiotski, uvredljiv, nachin pobedjivanja eliena kao sto je to bio kompjuterski virus koji Dzef Goldblum napishe i uspe da uploaduje u sistem razvijen na drugoj strani galaksije. Ili voda u Signs jer se vanzemaljci ne sete da se pitaju sta je to sto pokriva skoro 70 posto povrshine Zemlje...

It's nice to be good, but it's nothing compared to being bad

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Oba ova mogu da ti pobijem sa prihvatljivim argumentima, bez obzira što su easy targets :)

"You're the first of the official death squads to whom we've been formally introduced... How do you do?"

 

"By my deeds I honour him, V8."

 

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slobodno, bash me zanima kako cesh racionalizovati virus iz Independent Day-a. Jedini inteligentan od tih deus ex machina reshenja je onaj iz Rata Svetova sa mikroorganizmima

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Izi.

Elem, rečeno je u filmu da se pedesetih srušio već jedan svemircki brod (Area 51), a kako su se nekako u to vreme pojavili i prvi kompjuteri, nije nelogično pretpostaviti da su delovi alienske tehnologije korišćeni u začinjanju prvih ljudskih računara (odnosno, da je u pitanju direktno oblikovana vanzemaljska tehnologija), ergo ista je kompatibilna (ako ne kompletno, onda suštinski i u korenu) sa svojim (alienskim) izvorom (drugim rečima, počivaju na istom "endžinu" ili kernelu). E, sad, može da se postavi pitanje "Ma da, kao vanzemaljci nisu napredovali od pedesetih, i dalje koriste istu tehnologiju". Well, i to može da se pobije na više načina:

1. Možda je nova alienska tehnologija naprednija od stare do te mere da je puna rupa i backdoorova za tu staru tehnologiju, jer alieni, jel, ne računaju na to da će ih neko napasti sa zastarelim softverom (ovo je gotovo direktna referenca

na World of the Worlds i mikrobe koje su alieni tamo prevideli).

2. Aliensko vreme se možda ne računa isto kao naše. Što je nama 50 godina, njima je možda pet nedelja, pa su tehnologije usaglašene.

3. Možda su alieni na peaku svog napretka bili još pre pedeset godina, i ništa novo nisu apgrejdovali. A nisu ni morali, s obzirom na njihovu glavnu preokupaciju u životu (exploit drugih svetova). Imaju dovoljno jaku armadu, imaju psi moći,

jednostavno, nisu se više cimali oko napretka jer im niko ne može stati na put (mislim, imaju štitove koji odbijaju nuklearke, nuff said).

4. Što bi rekao Kurt Rasel iz Stvora (parafraziram): "I dont know how it works, it's from fucking outer space" :)))))

Mislim, da se razumemo, film je retardfest, i jedino što u njemu valja je destrukcija i poneka scena (a i volim Džefa Goldbluma, čak i kad se ne trudi), ima gomiletinu propusta u priči i loših odluka, ali ovaj detalj mi je uvek bio interesantan kako može logički da se uglavi u film (na osnovu podataka koji su nam dati).

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"You're the first of the official death squads to whom we've been formally introduced... How do you do?"

 

"By my deeds I honour him, V8."

 

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