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Ili bar filoloski gde bi taj neko naucio da se glagol trebati ne menja ;)

How many forum members does it take

To change a lightbulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post

That the light bulb has been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences

Of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb

Could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers

Of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors

In posts about changing light bulbs.

Three to correct spelling/grammar errors.

Six to argue over whether it's

"lightbulb" or "light bulb".

Another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in

The lighting industry and give

The correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not

About light bulbs and to please take

This discussion to a lightbulb

(or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group

Saying that we all use light bulbs

And therefore the posts are relevant

To this group.

Thirty six to debate which method

Of changing light bulbs is superior,

Where to buy the best light bulbs,

What brand of light bulbs work best

For this technique and what brands

Are faulty.

Seven to post URLs where one can see

Examples of different light bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted

Incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found

From the URLs that are relevant

To this group which makes light bulbs

Relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date,

Quote them in their entirety

Including all headers and signatures,

And add "Me too".

Five to post to the group that they will

No longer post because they cannot handle

The light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this

Already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Google search

On light bulbs before posting

Questions about light bulbs."

Three to tell a funny story about

Their cat and a light bulb.

AND

One group lurker to respond to

The original post 6 months from now

With something unrelated and start it

All over again.

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

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Da ne otvaram novu temu, prikljucicu se ovoj.

Bitno je da je u Novom Sadu i da nema mnogo veze sa matematikom.Nesto sto je moguce upisati na budžet ako sam bio odličan u gimnaziji i sabijem prijemni i veza sam bez. Takodje nesto sto ima makar neku perspektivu to jest' mogucnost pronalaska posla nakon zavrsenih studija :)

Razmisljao sam o svemu i upravo iz tog razloga se raspitujem na sve strane pa ne vidim zasto ne bih i ovde kod rur drugara :)

Trenutno razmisljam o žurnalistici...

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Ako si ti srećan, onda sam ja plejboj.

Gde su ti zecice onda.

i ne znam kako dajes mislis da dajes mishljenje neko o meni kad se ne znamo uopste

Količina hejta iz tvojih postova govori sve.

Majkemi, ako nastaviš sa ovakvim neživotom kriminalnog nekvaliteta, za neku godinu razmišljaćeš o samoubistvu. Moraš naći devojku ili makar RL drinking companione ASAP. To ti pričam zato što brinem za tebe :*

hvala ti sto brines vudu al kad ne brine niko iz mog zivotnog okruzenja nema potrebe ni ti :)

samoubistvo hmm ja to vidim kao opciju za onaj dan kada ne budem mogao vise da placam net i pretplatu za igru posto ne vidim dalju svrhu niucemu

dosta sranja sad

alt tabujem se

to je to:)

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Evo savet od mene: Upiši fiziku (koji god smer, po rastućoj težini poređani su ti: profesorski, industrijski, istraživački) (reč je o faksu u BG). A evo i razloga:

- Garantovano upadaš na budžet

Što se učenja tiče, odgovorno garantujem da je fiziku mnogo lakše završiti nego npr. medicinu, prava ili ekonomiju

- Najveći ispit ima 250 strana

- Pošto je fizika hijerarhijski dobro organizovana nauka stvari se recikliraju, tj. isti pristup problemima imaš u različitim oblastima pa osim ako baš nisi retard, trebaš samo jedanput da naučiš kako da ga primeniš. Tako npr. ako si položio kvantnu teoriju polja, imaš automatski spremljeno jedno 50% ispita iz čestica

- Vrlo malo stvari zapravo moraš da pamtiš, naravno, opet pod uslovom da nisi retard i da si razumno matematički pismen

Što se posla tiče:

- Ako hoćeš da radiš kao profesor, posao ćeš odmah naći

- Ako hoćeš da ideš na phD, relativno lako ćeš naći poziciju, bilo na faksu, bilo na Institutu za Fiziku. Plata za phD-ja je oko 45000, pri čemu možeš da izvučeš dodatna sredstva ako radiš na istraživačkom projektu koje finansira Ministarstvo Nauke. Takođe, imaš priliku da ideš na konferencije i letnje škole o trošku države (neki put pokriju 100%, neki put manje, zavisi)

- Ako hoćeš da ideš napolje na phD u ekspresnom roku ćeš naći nameštenje (meni je trebalo cca 2 meseca - išao sam na dva intervjua i na oba su me primili). Pare nisu nešto ekstra, ali možeš da imaš pristojan život, pri čemu imaš bonus plaćenih konferencija, seminara i letnjih škola širom sveta

- Kada završiš phD (ovo važi za inostranstvo) u privatnom sektoru su ti otvorene pozicije gde su plate $80K+ godišnje.

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You're all gonna die. Then you'll be dead for way longer than you're alive; like, that's mostly what you're ever gonna be. You're just dead people that didn't die yet...

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