coll Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Biseri turbo folka - Lazes kao pas, gledas me ko zver, stvarno nije fer. -Sve, sve, sve, sve ces da mi das al ja necu s tobom jer si mafijas. -Daj zagrli me, daj daj daj, vodoravno a i uspravnooooo -Ajde Jelo smrci belo, pa nek vidi celo selo. -Plitak potok, a voda duboka?????? -Mala lezi tuku mitraljezi, ja cu na te, ne boj se granate! -Ocu kuci da te vodim, ali ja sam izbjeglica nemam kuce boze boze zar ja trazim nemoguce. -Vetar duva kisa sipi a pod nama krevet skripi. -Zbog nje su me zvali papak. ja to nisam znaoooo -Jel te peku u daljini moje suze na haljini? -Skocit cu sa sedmoga sprata, rodila mi zena a ja nisam tata. -Moj se dragi u autu voza a ja jadna u sumi kod koza!!!! -Kazu nismo par zato sto si podstanar. -Uz malu pec i radio svasta sam joj radio. -Sto na kafu zoves mene kada nemas samlevene! -Sta ce meni vencanje i zena kad sa tudjom zivim bez problema. -Ti ode na zeleno ja osta na crveno, rastavi nas semafooor. -Da dogovor kucu gradi rek'o je nek'o, s tobom kako stvari stoje temelj je daleko. -Mala moja na vrh kola stani da te moje oko nanisani. -Skini skini kosulju al nemoj brushalter ostavi bar nesto mala da pocepa panter. -Kuce laje a ja mislim ti si, otis'o si sarmu probo nisi. -Ja te volim ja te obozavam, ja bih s tobom da se razmnozavam. -Ja sam dama visokog morala, zato svoju nikom nisam dala. -Alal vera mili moj, kad me stegnes joj joooj -Izvukla si ciglu iz temelja ljubavi nase, samo deca ostase beton i malter na srcu ti pise, stupovi od tuge se iskrivise vaservaga kaze da samnom teras segu dabogda dobila pesak u bubregu. (Zidareva ljubav) -Cveta cvece listaju banderre, ja te volim, ti si mi devojka! (????) -Ispred kuce metar drva, ti si moja ljubav prva. -Mala moja dodji da sviramo malkice, ja dok sviram ti mi skini gacice. -Ja sam svoju Raziju miniro, poginut ce ko je bude diro. -Pletem dzemper, dzemper mi u ruci, dodji mala pa mi ga navuci. -OOOO, otpala ti ruka ako drugu taknes oko struka. -Otisoooo si e pa nek siii, nisi bio bog zna kako seksiiiiii. -Nisam zgodan al sam neophodan, ko me proba zeli me do groba. -Mala moja na vrh sela moga, ti zivis u oblacima, ja zivim u opancima (?????) -Ja ti kazem odlazi pokido se lanac, a ti ne razumes ko da si Bosanac. -Guram guram ne moze da udje moja noga u cipele tudje. -Pevaljka sam od glave do pete, oko mene sve valute lete. -Neko vozi motor, neko vozi traktor, ja i moja mala motokultivator. -Sutra kada prodje sto je noci milo, ti ne pricaj drugovima sta je sinoc bilo!!!! -Dva bunara dva bunara a velika susa, dodji dragi izgore mi i srce i dusaaaa -Rodno mesto Banja Luka, jedem cevap s mnogo luka u Becu sam gastarbajter, u krevetu pravi fajter Quote sex, drugs and bio food! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stalja Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Odlichno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4ts0 Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 S tim sto 90 posto nije turbo folk vec mica 3/4 i slicne posalice + seljaci . Quote You may have gone to Cambridge, but I'm an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aca~ Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Odlicno, odlicno :) Pogotovo zadnja rima ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyc Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 (edited) Ne znam da li je gore napisano nisam mogao sve da chitam ali najdebilnija rima mi je ona "Desila se greshka nashli su se skupa pacijent u krizi i druga krvna grupa" lolololol Edited June 30, 2006 by Pyc Quote Remember,remember the 5th of November,the gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doca Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Realno je pola ovoga izmislio neko ko mrzi narodnjake... naravno da ima debilnih rima,ali neke su totalno neverovatne ... Quote Novi forum smrdi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teca_boom Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 (edited) Plitak potok,a voda duboka Edited June 30, 2006 by teca_boom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dovlagsi Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 mica 3/4.. hehehe :) Quote facebook.com/speed.rs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barsa Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Ja sam Ratko koji svira kratko plati druze, da sviramo duzeobori momak do zore Gari, garo, sto garila nisi svoju babu i njega barabu gari, garo, koga hoce sada i mene si garila nekada Ref. 2x Op, mala bosonoga kako zivis bez onoga kako zivis bez onoga lole garavoga Cim curice garis obrvice garim garo lolinom cigarom Goran pale mokrola se lica tu se moja gari lepotica Ref. 2x Vedro nebo, ja bi garo lego miran budi, lezi mi na grudi triput si me ljubila Dobrila neces vise da si me rodila Ref. 2x Garo, garo, ne volim te vise imam volju da promenim boju Garo, garo, hvala ti ko sestri ja cu sebi plavusu dovesti Ref. 2x Evo brke koji voli mrke kafe piti, a ne seceriti u sta si se zagledala mala u cine velike brcine Opa lici, lici, lici primakni se mala cici da te cica kalajise od koljena pa na vise (2x) Vidi ti se na ocima seko da bi htjela da idemo preko ljepo ti je uz tarabu seko srce kuca, a taraba puca Ref. 2x Od topole pa do ravne gore ljubio sam curice do zore kazi baba, gdje unuka spava da baraba kucu ne obara Ref. 2x Ja sam is'o i opet cu ici tudjoj zeni pa sta bude meni volim plave, crne i garave i sve sto naidje Ref. 2x Ja sam lola, svi me dobro znate pa vas molim da me ne dirate sve sam svoje kupio i prodo mila majko, u barabe odo Hej, hej, konobaru donesi mi stok hocu da se napijem da zaigram rock(2x) Sinoc moga ubise kolegu da se vise barabe legu volim piti, volim zagalamit da ga vidim ko ce mi zabranit Ref. 2x Ajmo brale sokolovackom kraju jos se cure milovati daju odbij tamo, ne prilazte nama pobice vas lole vrljikama Ref. 2x Milicija, oruzana silo lola radi sto je njemu milo milicijo stanice Sokolca gde je pistolj, pokojnog mi oca Ref. 2x Kad soferi voze na daleko svaku curu oni zovu seko suknja kratka a nogice gole dodji ,dodji curice to barabe vole Ja sam majstor Bata imam tri zanata cetvrti je dio mene volim lijepe zene(2x) Poznaje se koja ljubi slatko suknja kratka a koljena glatka svi soferi vole svoje zene a vozaju curice malene Ref. 2x Kad zasvira ladina sirena mnogi ljudi ostaju bez zena niko ne zna ko cura Milanka kako vozi lada specijalka Ref. 2x Volim lado tvoju belu boju vozis mene i curicu moju ode lada moja curo mlada gdje cemo se milovati sada Ref. 2x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zEki Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Lepo nema sta. Quote V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrsha- Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Super ql :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Kapiram da se i DJ Krmak umuvao, potencijalno vatrogasci ... etc etc :) Ali ima i par bisera "ozbiljnih" pevacha, dakako. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilauda Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 extra....extra.....lol :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attila Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 HAhahaHAHa dobro je :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malatrolapunakontrolora Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 A znate sta je najgore? To sto ljudi to SLUSAJU!!!!!! <scared> Quote Have you ever noticed that it's only 'perfect' people who are murdered or killed in horrific accidents? "He was the perfect son" or "She was the perfect daughter." "Such a tragic accident they were the perfect family." "They died together, the perfect couple till the end." Makes me glad I abuse my kids and beat up my wife. Kind of makes me immortal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srdjans89 Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 evo malo nekih gluposti Moja mala nosi suknju mini, ispod mini napisala skini, moja mala nosi suknju maksi ispod maksi napisala taksi! Jarac kozu nacjero na lozu, koza jarca capila za jajca.. Majka Muju sisala na struju, Muja se dere ne moze da sere... Zeno moja ti ljuljaj kolevku, a ja odoh ljubit svalerku. Ameriko,Ameriko necu tvoju vizu, crno si me,crno si me,zavila u krizu! Na polju je poledica, a ja posla bez gacica, suknja guzu cuva, dok po pi*ki duva. Pu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srdjans89 Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 a evo josh ovih turbo folk bisera Neko vozi motor, neko vozi traktor, ja i moja mala motokultivator. Jedva čekam da sahranim majku pa u kuću da dovedem Rajku! Pijem,pu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dušan_ Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 80 % ovoga zaista ima, a ovih 20 % su chiste izmishljotine/prepravke postojecih pesama.... Quote Mehaničke karakteristike dobijene ispitivanjem mašinskih delova izrađenih od nehomogenih materijala pod dejstvom statičke zatežuće sile približno odgovaraju mehaničkim karakteristikama standardne epruvete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shekk Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 73% svih statistika je izmi Quote jebote, smorio si sa kukanjem vise :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shale Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 loolololololololoolo roflmao ovo ide na print odmasadaodma !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nOOkie Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 nije smeshno...to je deo stvarnosti...!!! buhuuuuuuuu :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyc Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Surova stvarnost...... Quote Remember,remember the 5th of November,the gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suba Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 ahahah odlichno :] Quote EAT MY SHORTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dzontra.volta Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 A znate sta je najgore? To sto ljudi to SLUSAJU!!!!!! <scared> ← ne lupetaj ovo nigde neces moci cuti gde se pusta narodna muzika prepozno sam samo krmka i kuguarse (zidareva ljubav) koji se sprdaju i mislim jos jedan red ... bezveze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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