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Private: Captain, Captain we are surounded, sir!

Captain: Excelent, now we can attack in every direction!

[roflmao]

[13:00] <GM`JessicaBiel> neko drzi blokce sa pikovima i banovima a neko sa kevama

[23:11] <srs[razer]Baja> ne volim da me neko gleda

[23:11] <srs[razer]Baja> dok jebem

[01:40] <@Xeo|Baja> ko da ti ja kazem pitaj mareta kako mu cale suri odbojku

[01:40] <@Xeo|Baja> i on ti kaze moj cale nema ruke

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Maximus: Fratres..., three weeks from now I will be harvesting my crops, imagine where you will be and it will be so. Hold the lines, stay with me. If you find yourself alone riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled, for you are in Elysium and you're already dead!!!. [The men laugh.] Brothers, what we do in life echoes in eternity. (Gladiator)

Dark Helmet: At last we meet for the first time for the last time! (Spaceballs)

А в чем сила, брат?

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Meni je onaj gazda/kralj/vojskovidja Saxonaca iz King Arthur nevidjeno jak lik,i svaka njegova recenica je zakon!Kako mi je bilo zao kad je poginuo,i to ga ubije onaj papak Klyve Oven...Ako bih morao da biram recenice,onda:

"I'll attack from the North with main army.You bring your men down here,cut off their retreat to the south.Burn every village,kill everybody!Never leave behind you a man,woman or a child who can ever carry a sword." zatim,sinu:

"Are you challenging me?If you want to challenge me,you have to have a sword in your hand.As long as my heart beats,I rule,and you hold your tongue...or i'll cut it out!" I onom izdajniku:

"We're goin' to slaughter your people.I think you should watch...The tree might be a good place..."

Iz Equilibrium-a,sta ja znam,i tu ima mnogo dobrih recenica:

"No!Not without incident!" I ona pesma,pitam se samo da li je stvarno necija poezija ili je za potrebe fillma...mozda neko zna? here goes:

"You always knew.

But I,beeing poor,have only my dreams.

I have spread my dreams under your feet.

Thread softly,becouse you thread on my dreams."

OPTIMIZADO PARA EL NERVIO ÓPTICO HUMANO

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Dellamorte Dellamore:

[Francesco finds a zombie biker snacking on his living girlfriend. He pulls out his gun.]

Girl: No, please don't. He's only eating me.

Francesco Dellamorte: Move aside.

Girl: Mind your own business. I shall be eaten by whoever I please.

Francesco Dellamorte: This is my business. They pay me for it.

[shoots]

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Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance....

....Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? (Trainspoting)

Go then. There are other worlds than these.

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masa dijaloga iz boja na ksovu, zvuche bash onako duboko i epski, po meni daleko najvetji kvalitet filma

many who live deserve to die, and some who die deserve life, can you give it to them

lotr

masa patjinovih monologa iz raznih filmova. chovek je u stanju da odradi spiku tako motjno da bi ti i govno prodao kad bi hteo

My koong-foo is the best

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e koliko sam ja skontao pitanje je koja vamje recenica (a ne scena) najgotivnija. svakako da ima mnogih ali prvo mi je na pamet pao ovaj moj signature :)

The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country.

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dellamorte dellamore ima ODLICNIH citata

You and I are both the same: we kill out of indifference, sometimes love, but never hate. (prevedeno sa italijanskog fkors)

Thief. You may have killed your wife and daughter - okay, I'll give you that - but it was me who knocked off the three girls. What are you doing stealing my murders? What kind of a fucking friend do you think you are?

My name is Francesco Dellamorte. Weird name, isn't it? Frances Of Death. Saint Frances Of Death. I've often thought of having it changed. Andre Dellamorte would be much better.

I haven't read more than two books in my whole life. One I never finished, and the other is the phone book.

inace primetio sam da vecina je veliki broj citata stavljen iz knjiga(ubacen iz nekih knjiga u te filmove), tako da ubacujem jedan citat iz knjige

Oskar Vajld- Slika Dorijana Greja:

Lord Henry: pusenje je savrsen oblik modernog uzivanja, uzivanje je izvanredno, ali ne zasicuje te... sta se vise moze pozeleti.

ili recimo iz knige the dark tower : gunslinger od stivena kinga

jake govori rolandu dok pada u ambis

"Go then. There are other worlds than these."

ili (ovo je knjiga ali ima i film tako da se svakako moze uvaziti :) ) the Stand

Glen Bateman: Show me a man or a woman alone and i'll show you a saint.

Give me two and they'll fall in love.

give me three and they'll invent the charming thing we call society.

give me four and they'll build a pyramid.

give me five and they'll make one an outcast.

give me six and they'll reinvent prejudice.

give me seven and in seven years they'll reinvent warfare.

man may have been made in the image of god, but human society was made in the image of His opposite number, and is always trying to get back home.

the stand:

First came the days of the plague

Edited by Crno-Sunce

If there's some higher power that controls my fate, i would like to meet him, shake his hand, then crack open his ribcage and tear out his heart.

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hehe vec ste naveli mnogo ae se ubacim sa nekim koje nisam video da ste se setili

1) Time not important...only life important.

2) Tell you what I do like though. A killer. A dyed in the wool killer! Cold-blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF1, would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun."

3) She'll only break your heart, it's a fact. And even though I warn you, even though I guarantee you that the girl will only hurt you terribly, you'll still pursue her. Ain't love grand?

4) Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!

5) [after smacking the alien in the head]

Welcome to Earth!

6) Between your faith and my Glock nine millimeter, I'll take the Glock.

GET SOME!!! GET SOME!!! GET SOME!!!

ovo je ipak neprevazidjeno =)))

• crno nam se piše

• belo nam se šmrče

• mind over matter

• jebo sam vam mater

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Scarface

pacino [^]

[king]

2) Tell you what I do like though. A killer. A dyed in the wool killer! Cold-blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF1, would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun."

4) Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!

2) the 5th element... extra citat btw

4) braveheart... priceles scena

editovacu kad se setim necega jos [:D]

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Sorry kids, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

south park: bigger longer and uncut

najjaca izjava ikada " neverujem nicemu sto krvari pet dana i ne umre" priceless :)

If there's some higher power that controls my fate, i would like to meet him, shake his hand, then crack open his ribcage and tear out his heart.

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Ne mogu da verujem da niko nije stavio jebeno najjacu recenicu svih vremena.

Samo cu je napisati pa da vidim ko je znalac, a ko nije !  ! !

Daklem:

HERE`S JOHNNY ! ! !    [}:)]

Shining :)

ko pogodi ovi citati iz kojih su filmova dobija chokoladicu od mene [^]

-Where's the captain?

-Dead.

-Didn't ask you how he was. I asked you where he was.

-Remember what the general said. We're the cavalry. It would be bad form to arrive early; in the nick of time would do nicely.

-Always with the negative waves Moriarty, always with the negative waves.

-Look! We're not worried about the German army, we've got enough troubles of our own. To the right General Patton, to the left the British Army, to the rear our own goddamn artillery, and besides all that it's raining. And the only good thing to say about the weather: it keeps our air corps from blowing us all to Hell because its too lousy to fly, versteh?

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evo jedan citat

"im ok... im ok... im ok...

-you just cut your girlfriend in two with a chainsow... does that seam OK?!"

isti film

"who's laughing now sucker?! who's laughing now!?!"

ajde da vidimo filmofili :)

If there's some higher power that controls my fate, i would like to meet him, shake his hand, then crack open his ribcage and tear out his heart.

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