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Naoruzhani napadachi upali su u kucu jedne porodice u Britaniji, samo da bi se izvinili i izashli, jer su zapravo imali nameru da "premlate" nekoga u susednoj kuci.

A woman was upstairs with her children in Swinton, Yorkshire, northern England, when two men armed with a knife and a plank of wood broke in through a back door.

"The intruders made their way upstairs where the occupant was with her two children," a South Yorkshire Police spokesman said.

"It became obvious the intruders had got the wrong address and they left, apologizing. No threats were made, although the woman was in a distressed state."

The men then forced their way into a next door house and beat up a young man -- presumed to be their intended victim -- although he was not seriously hurt, the spokesman added.

Police did not know the reason for the attack, which took place in the early hours of Monday morning.

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Koji carevi (: pa i ja bih se izvinio da sam promashio qtju (:

to se zove lopovi/shta god vetj... pristojni i fini...

to se zove finotja... znash kad bi to bilo kod nas...? qr*tz... nikad... doshao bi razbio 4 kutje u okolini trazhetji onu pravu... mozhda bi se izvinio kad bi ih porokao sve... ): (:

Ph0r3w3r0-va privremena signa:

(u okviru Koletove aktzije "Ko-ti-je-kriv-shto-chitash-signature?")

Incest is the best, put your sister to the test

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Mislim da jedan deo "Vidimo se u citulji" najbolje opisuje kako bi kod nas bilo...kad ona dva lika ubiju zenu i dete pa pitaju panduri:Ajde zenu ali sto dete?Pa ko ga jebe sto nije bio u skoli...:(

 

gruja novi alen

ko bi, po vama, trebalo da bude poznat i javna ličnost, a nije, iz ovog ili onog razloga?

evo, ja ću za početak navesti dvojicu: kojot i gruja.

 

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Mislim da jedan deo "Vidimo se u citulji" najbolje opisuje kako bi kod nas bilo...kad ona dva lika ubiju zenu i dete pa pitaju panduri:Ajde zenu ali sto dete?Pa ko ga jebe sto nije bio u skoli...:(

e to su posebni slucajevi...

ali U.K. sad ima brdo Indijaca,Pakistanaca i Bangladeshana...;p

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"Hehe ...

1 prebijanje ..... besplatno

1 polomljen nozh .... 100 dinara

PDV 18% ..... 18din

---------------------------------------

ukupno ......... 118din

placeno ........ 150din

kusur ............ 32din"

:)

krecemo polako u Evropu, ebeni pdv... :(

(josh kad kupujesh neshto morash da racunash kolko cesh josh morati da dodash... , (glupo mi je to sht ondma ne stave celu cenu... vec te ebu pred kasom)... [V]

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Englezi su uzasni i ja ih ne podnosim nikako...

inace ima u stripu Asteriks u Britaniji identicna situacija: Asteriks i Obeliks ulaze da premlate nekog i provaljuju da su pogresiji kucu, kulturno se izvine za slomljena vrata i izadju do suseda koga prebiju kao macku.

MORTALIS HOMO AURA PER KHARONE SERVA

Style over subsistence

Crown of Light. Keeper of The Yoda Chamber. I&I, Righteous Army of One.

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Zamishljam porodicu:

Tjale sedi gleda neku tekmu, oko vrata chelzijev shal i pije pivo, zhena pored pegla tjerkine stvari, a tjerkica se sprema za shkolicu ! I opusteno upadaju banditi ^^

Zamishljam da meni na gajbu upadnu neki likovi =)) Iseko bi se od zenta sigurno ^^

Senses working overtime.

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