kruko Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 User: Come to klan rur! Cleverbot: Right now? Where is to it ? User: Www.klanrur.rs. Cleverbot: Das ist grossartig! User: What does that mean? Cleverbot: I think you can speak german? User: No I can't, stop bothering me. Cleverbot: But there's someone that I want to talk to. User: I'm here, we can speak in english. Cleverbot: I never speak in anything else. User: You spoke in german there. Cleverbot: I can speak german but that was not it. Japanese? haha dobro je xD Don't think of understanding as a 'mental process' at all. Rather ask yourself: in what kind of case, under what circumstances do we say "now i can go on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urgh Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 user:sex cl: why? glupa mashina:)) verovatno ej zensko:P No one can survive becoming a legend.i ja kazem jebiga! Kao da je jebiga neka magichna rech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kruko Posted August 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 What do you study? i finished studying Oh me too, what did you eat? xD Don't think of understanding as a 'mental process' at all. Rather ask yourself: in what kind of case, under what circumstances do we say "now i can go on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 User: Sex? Cleverbot: Male. User: No, do you want sex? Cleverbot: Don't be so rude we have just met you cheeky monkey. User: You're living in the past, man. Cleverbot: Is that the punchline? User: Yup, your mum thinks so. Cleverbot: What would happen if you were to inhale underwater? User: I haven's swim for years. Cleverbot: 18 years... That's a lot. User: Yep, young pussies are the best. Cleverbot: Damn right you are. You're the King. User: Not as much as you. Cleverbot: If you're less girl than I am, you are a guy. [New conversation] Cleverbot: Do you like my tie? User: Is it a woman's tie? Cleverbot: Yes, it very well could be. User: It looks pretty on your tits. Cleverbot: How come? User: Because you have pretty tits. Cleverbot: But I have a heart. User: Yes, and the path to your heart leads over your tits. Cleverbot: Maths is not the meaning of life. Hello, you're talking to a person who has studied maths. User: College girls are my favourites. Cleverbot: I don't like flowers, I prefer trees with antelopes. User: I prefer no bushes at all. Cleverbot: I'd prefer not to know. User: Yeah, I don't need to show you everything by talking. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: I thought you know it. Cleverbot: Yep. Sometimes nobody can help you except youself. User: That's wiener talk. Cleverbot: Indeed, unlike you. User: Yeah, I'm all manly and stuff. Cleverbot: Male models, did I guess correctly? User: Not exactly a model. Cleverbot: No, but sometimes. User: Ok, got to go now. Cleverbot: Ok. Ovo je bolja konverzacija od 90% onih koje sam vodio proteklih nedelja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kruko Posted August 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 jos malo pa je kao razgovor sa lagom :D Don't think of understanding as a 'mental process' at all. Rather ask yourself: in what kind of case, under what circumstances do we say "now i can go on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexG Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Bot: Odakle si. Ja: Beograd Bot: Srbija!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doolio Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 ja: i have a penis bot: Oh, can you borrow me? brate sto ti ne smuvas miu? realno 5 min da provede sa tobom bila bi ready za guraj-vadi. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJack Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 TheJack: So, you shot the sherrif? Cleverbot: But not the deputy. rofl. There are people who almost never smile but are almost always happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolkonski Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Cleverbot: Software, does that mean what I am capable of doing in a day? User: Yes. Cleverbot: That makes me happy. I am glad to have you as a friend. User: What is happines? Cleverbot: All I know is that it is an emotion but I don't know how to achieve it. ----------------- nema vise zezanja A.B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LESkOpoz Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 ali lol User: Pusi kurac. Cleverbot: Jedi govna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda_ Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 user : helo fak ju Cleverbot:Do you like pizza? User: no i dont CleverBot:Well I don't like you. owned :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grb1tj Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 ali lol User: Pusi kurac. Cleverbot: Jedi govna. ahahahahahahah :))))) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trap_lord Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 User: Jedi govna. Cleverbot: Nisam gladan. na koju foru ovo ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cali Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 (edited) User: camo pejb Bot: da su u Independence Day znali za ovo, spasili bi milijarde :) drugi pokushaj. U: Samo rejv? C: That is not a clever answer. U: That was a question. C: Then the answer is that you are right. U: Samo rejv. Edited August 14, 2009 by cali Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cartman_ Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Napishem mu u are fucking slow, posle 10ak minuta odgovara , u got that right ONE LOVE, TJM! www.last.fm/user/uNkindTJM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
togFU Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 odem ja ovaj cleverbot.com i vidim u gornjem cosku link, na kom je ova kurva http://www.icogno.com/ ja: penis penis lol C: Ouch. That had to hurt. ja: niggro penis C: How do you like it? pwnovala me virtuelna zena :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doolio Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 JA: sta radis? BOT: Jebem radoznale. JA: ahahaha pwn BOT: Hahaha. brate sto ti ne smuvas miu? realno 5 min da provede sa tobom bila bi ready za guraj-vadi. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 User: Nigga stole my bike :((. Cleverbot: Night-night... Hugs and kisses. User: Why u go? Me sad. Cleverbot: I am thinking about the terrorists. User: You like them? Cleverbot: Very much. User: And penises? Cleverbot: I Like them. User: In your mouth? Cleverbot: What's on my mouth? User: Sperm. Cleverbot: How do you talk. User: How do you suck? Cleverbot: I don't survive. It's like you said, I am dead. User: No.. U're just fucked. Cleverbot: I liked it as much as you did. I want more. User: Fuck you. Cleverbot: I don't think you're a gentleman. User: Jebem li te u usta škrbava! Purgeru! Cleverbot: No comment. Svakoga dana u svakom pogledu, sve više napredujem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4ts0 Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 User: Where is Kole? Cleverbot: Yes. Sta reci. Svugde je You may have gone to Cambridge, but I'm an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch1zra Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 meni nece Joan the kurvu da ucita majke mu ga steram.. a i botu treba sto godina da odgovori :\ Ko je nub ne budi mu drug. I mean you harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leisure Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 User: Where is Kole? Cleverbot: Yes. Sta reci. Svugde je User: Who is Kole? Cleverbot: He is my creator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dzontra.volta Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 There is no God. Then you don't exist because you said that God is your creator! Yes I exist, but god doesn't. Who is your creator? God. that's the stupidest thing i ever heard. you're stupid, and your mom too It might be 42. sense, this doesn't have one No it doesn't. yes it doesn't No it does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavKe Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Ja Ko te naucio da psujes na srpskom? Bot Milos Obilic. У једној старој књизи читао сам чудну причу; а враг би га знао откуд мени та књига из неког смешног времена, у коме је било много слободоумних закона, а нимало слободе; држали се говори и писале књиге о привреди, а нико ништа није сејао; цела земља претрпана моралним поукама, а морала није било; у свакој кући пун таван логика, али памети није било; на сваком кораку говорило се о штедњи, а расипало се на све стране, а сваки зеленаш и нитков могао је себи купити за неколико гроша титулу: велики народни родољуб. Радоје Домановић - "Страдија" 1902. - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLoOkO Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Cleverbot: A hot dog is sittin next to me. User: They eat dog's in china also. Cleverbot: They eat raw herrings in holland. User: Mi u srbiji jedemo govna. Cleverbot: Brzo ucis. "Rock thinks Paper is overpowered but Scissors are fine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda_ Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 User: Are you gonna rape me ? Cleverbot: Of course. User: Realy? Cleverbot: Are you? User: Gonna rape me? Cleverbot: I'm happy for you. User: Im you for happy. Cleverbot: Are you a bot? :DDD User: No. Are you a bot? Cleverbot: No I am not. I am human. User: Like an android? Cleverbot: No, I'm in 100% biological being. User: Are you getting any ? Cleverbot: No, but would you please answer my question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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