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Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.

When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music.

If Jack Bauer misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.

Jack Bauer can touch MC Hammer.

People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.

Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy.

Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

Once Jack Bauer becomes governor of California, Mexico will have an immigration problem.

The answer is Jack Bauer, the question doesn't matter.

Jack Bauer can leave a message before the beep.

The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

Anything is a weapon of mass destruction in the hands of Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.

Jack Bauer makes onions cry.

When Jack Bauer looks in the mirror, he doesn't see his reflection. Because there can only be one Jack Bauer.

When Jack Bauer pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction.

Jack Bauer knows Victoria's secret.

When Chuck Norris files his taxes, he sends in a blank return and a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes. This year, however, the IRS sent him back a picture of Jack Bauer wearing his dark sunglasses. The next day, Chuck Norris pled guilty to multiple counts of tax evasion.

Jack Bauer doesn't aim. He tells bullets where to go.

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Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.

Jack Bauer makes onions cry.

When Jack Bauer looks in the mirror, he doesn't see his reflection. Because there can only be one Jack Bauer.

When Jack Bauer pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction.

Jack Bauer doesn't aim. He tells bullets where to go.

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laki, samobanuj se zbog budzenja postova !!1

The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

na ovo sam pocheo da se gushim, mnoooogooo dobro :))

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ralno, par chinjenica zashto kifer nikada nece prejebati chaka.

da bi prebili kifera potrebna je maloletna devojchica(Freeway (1996)),

da bi prebili chaka neophodno je pozvati brus lija;)

No one can survive becoming a legend.

i ja kazem jebiga! Kao da je jebiga neka magichna rech.

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