dzontra.volta Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone. When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help. The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music. If Jack Bauer misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong. Jack Bauer can touch MC Hammer. People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer. Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was. Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy. Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness. Once Jack Bauer becomes governor of California, Mexico will have an immigration problem. The answer is Jack Bauer, the question doesn't matter. Jack Bauer can leave a message before the beep. The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives. Anything is a weapon of mass destruction in the hands of Jack Bauer. Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars. Jack Bauer makes onions cry. When Jack Bauer looks in the mirror, he doesn't see his reflection. Because there can only be one Jack Bauer. When Jack Bauer pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction. Jack Bauer knows Victoria's secret. When Chuck Norris files his taxes, he sends in a blank return and a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes. This year, however, the IRS sent him back a picture of Jack Bauer wearing his dark sunglasses. The next day, Chuck Norris pled guilty to multiple counts of tax evasion. Jack Bauer doesn't aim. He tells bullets where to go. http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 ali koji rofl sada će lucky da te banuje!!111 Jack Bauer knows Victoria's secret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peja_ Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 nece laki da ga banuje jer je laki kacio isto to, samo na onom "24h" topicu ! btw do jaja je ^_^ Quote The thing's hollow — it goes on forever — and — oh my God — it's full of stars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SATAN-3 Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness. Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars. Jack Bauer makes onions cry. When Jack Bauer looks in the mirror, he doesn't see his reflection. Because there can only be one Jack Bauer. When Jack Bauer pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction. Jack Bauer doesn't aim. He tells bullets where to go. Ahahahahaahahahaa Quote Free Hot Asian Girls Nude Pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kole Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 nije li ovo vec bilo? sa sve onim "da je jack baure u sobi sa staljinom, hitlerom i ninom majers, a ima 2 metka u pistolju upucao bi ninu majers dvaput" =o)) uglavnom lord saurfang pwnuje i jacka i chucka =o) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cartman_ Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 (edited) hahahahaha -Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness. Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars. Edited September 7, 2006 by uNkind Quote ONE LOVE, TJM! www.last.fm/user/uNkindTJM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dule_smor Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives. ahaha, smejao sam se pola sata ko budala na ovo:))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crno-Sunce Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants. OVO JE NAJJAKIJI! :) Quote If there's some higher power that controls my fate, i would like to meet him, shake his hand, then crack open his ribcage and tear out his heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaudDib Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Jack Bauer pwnz !! Quote • crno nam se piše • belo nam se šmrče • mind over matter • jebo sam vam mater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coll Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Jack Bauer je car, ali 95% toga su prepisane Vin/Chuck fore :) Quote sex, drugs and bio food! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-=[Colonel]=- Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Jack Bauer doesn't aim. He tells bullets where to go. Teski rofl :D Quote -In the church they say to forgive... -Forgivnes is between them and God, my job is to arange the meeting ... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De1Rekt0n Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Jack je OL SCHOOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zEki Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Ko je Jack Bauer ? Quote V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peja_ Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 :)) glavni akter serije 24h Quote The thing's hollow — it goes on forever — and — oh my God — it's full of stars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zlajonja Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 to neki big brother shou? poshto traje 24 sata? Quote Ujaaa greemmmliiineeee... Oh no! We're all gonna die!! WE'RE SAVED!!!I'm screw'd! "Mi smo uvek tu - RUR Gerila" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zEki Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 U jebote. Realno, Mao ce Tung im sve objasnjava. Quote V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 :)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shale Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 laki, samobanuj se zbog budzenja postova !!1 The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives. na ovo sam pocheo da se gushim, mnoooogooo dobro :)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urgh Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 ralno, par chinjenica zashto kifer nikada nece prejebati chaka. da bi prebili kifera potrebna je maloletna devojchica(Freeway (1996)), da bi prebili chaka neophodno je pozvati brus lija;) Quote No one can survive becoming a legend.i ja kazem jebiga! Kao da je jebiga neka magichna rech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kole Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 margi care! ipak, ne maloletna devojchica nego maloletna reese whiterspoon, ima razlike =o)) ali "helloooo, look who got beaten by an ugly stick" =o)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickwood Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Frka je bila sa Brus Lijem. Da Chuck nije bio takko balkansko kursumlijski dlakav, ko zna da li bi onaj sprckani kinez imao tu sta da trazi. Quote Ovdashnji P.S> nickwoode, zasto se ne "log_out"-ujes kad si na forumu sa mog kompa? DovlaGSI :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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