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e da ... i SPACEBALLS

(Squad1,2 i 3 prevlache velike cheshljeve preko pustinje *naredba: calm the desert*)

Helmet: Found anything?

Squad1: Nothing yet sir!

Helmet: How about you?

Squad2: Not a thing sir!

Helmet: What about you guys?

Squad3: We ain't found shit ! =)

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Ziveo Tandarabriks, nash vodja !

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zar nikada nisi prepustio svoje bujne lokne profesionalnoj cheshljachici,

te uzhivao u umirujutjem dejstvu

njenog blagotvornog rada?

'hey soldier, you got a comber in vietnam?

me so horny, me comb you long time [:D]'

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ash je kralj trash horora, znaci najjaci je.

drugi deo je meni bolesniji, treci ima boljih citata ali drugi deo kao trash horor je stvarno dojajan, ja sam vristao od smeha uz scenu "who's laughing now sucker?!"

inace keca ne mogu da nabavim ali cuo sam da je to najgori trash od svih delova.

Wise man: You saved us!

Ash: Get the fuck out of my face.

ali vrh!

ako budu pravili sledeci deo bez ash-a ja cu da film iskuliram

evil dead bez asha nije evil dead :)

If there's some higher power that controls my fate, i would like to meet him, shake his hand, then crack open his ribcage and tear out his heart.

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Samo neki ne znam da li je neko napisao ali nema veze ...

1.Are you talking to me ...

2.Ringeraja

-Shta ti je bilo sa obrvama ??

-Spalio sam ih da izgledam zajebanije :D

3.He is sleeping with fishes <- valjda se tako pishe

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Bitch,I live in a FUCKING trash can !!

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Buliwyf: 'Lo, there do I see my father. 'Lo, there do I see...

Herger the Joyous: My mother, and my sisters, and my brothers.

Buliwyf: 'Lo, there do I see...

Herger the Joyous: The line of my people...

Edgtho the Silent: Back to the beginning.

Weath the Musician: 'Lo, they do call to me.

Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: They bid me take my place among them.

Buliwyf: Iin the halls of Valhalla...

Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: Where the brave...

Herger the Joyous: May live...

Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: ...forever. (13th warrior)

'Lo, there do I see my father. 'Lo, there do I see...

My mother, and my sisters, and my brothers.

'Lo, there do I see... The line of my people...

Back to the beginning. 'Lo, they do call to me.

They bid me take my place among them.

In the halls of Valhalla...

Where the brave... May live...

...forever.

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"AK-47...If you want to absolutely, positively kill every single motherfucker in the room, look no further...!"

Samuel L. Jackson, Jackie Brown.

"A ovo su neki čobani, budale..." -Balkanski

Edited by Pipboy

"You're the first of the official death squads to whom we've been formally introduced... How do you do?"

 

"By my deeds I honour him, V8."

 

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Mi nismo Andjeli 1

-Ne shvatam zasto se toliko dopadas zenama , alkos si , nemas para , uvaljujes se ribama u gajbu , tretirash zene kao stoku...

-Mislim da je ovo poslednje presudno!

I iz lepa sela lepo gore:

-Izvini , sminka ti se malo uzjebala :))

Naravno iz stranih ima brdo , tako da je nezahvalno pisati...

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Good Fellas jedna od najjacxih scena:

Billy Batts: Go home and get your fucking shine box.

Tommy DeVito: Just don't go busting my balls, Billy, okay?

Billy Batts: Hey, Tommy, if I was gonna break your balls, I'd tell you to go home and get your shine box.

[to his friends]

Billy Batts: Now this kid, this kid was great. They, they used to call him Spitshine Tommy.

Tommy DeVito: No more shines Billy

Billy Batts: What?

Tommy DeVito: I said, no more shines Billy Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time, I didn't go up, didn't tell ya.

Billy Batts: Ah...

Tommy DeVito: I don't shine your shoes anymore

Billy Batts: Relax, would ya. What's got into you? I haven's seen you in a long fucking time, and I'm breaking your balls a little bit, I'm only kidding with ya...

Tommy DeVito: Well, sometimes you don't sound like your kidding, you know there's a lot a people here...

Billy Batts: I'm only kidding with ya

Tommy DeVito: It's ok.

Billy Batts: I don't mean to offend you.

Tommy DeVito: I'm sorry

Billy Batts: I'm sorry too

Tommy DeVito: It's okay.

Billy Batts: Salud

Tommy DeVito: Everybody, Drinks on the house.

Billy Batts: [Takes a drink] Now go home and get your fucking shine box

Tommy DeVito: Mother Fucker!

fml

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po meni najjaca scena iz nekog filma i recenica je:

"King Willie told me not just to kill you but to take your sol..."

pa koji sekund kasnije:

"It is voodoo magic... Fockin' voodoo magic mon..."

ima li iko pojma o okm filmu i sceni pricam???

postoje samo dve istine na ovom svetu:

1). djape je najbolji frajer

2). zemlja je plocha

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predator 2 je sigurno, onaj preludi crnja sa bad-mojo pogledom

sta ti odavde lichi na neuromansera bole samo mi objasni?

Scena kada upadnu u supergajbu kod lika koji kara ribu, i onda ga obese za noge i malo ga seku, pa počne Predator da ih kara (prvo sas shoulder cannon-om, pa sa strelicama, pa sa harpunom, pa sa mre

"You're the first of the official death squads to whom we've been formally introduced... How do you do?"

 

"By my deeds I honour him, V8."

 

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