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Za svašta sam čuo ali za ovo ipak ne 🙂

 

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A young man’s session of masturbation inadvertently led to him spending almost a week in the hospital. In a recent case report from Switzerland, doctors detail how a 20-year-old ended up with air leaking into his chest after some seemingly innocent self-love. Fortunately, the injury wasn’t severe and he recuperated just fine.

According to the report, published in the May issue of Radiology Case Reports, the man visited the emergency room with stabbing chest pain and trouble breathing. His face had also gotten swollen, and doctors could hear distinct cracking noises as he breathed in and out. His symptoms had begun while he was “lying in bed and masturbating.”

Chest scans soon revealed that he had something called pneumomediastinum, a condition where air circulating through the respiratory system somehow ends up escaping into the space in the chest between the two lungs (the mediastinum). The man’s air sacs were also damaged, and he required high doses of oxygen. Doctors made the decision to put him in the intensive care unit for observation, and he was given preventative antibiotics and acetaminophen for his pain.

Pneumomediastinum can be caused by physical trauma to the lungs or esophagus. It can also spontaneously arise when a sudden increase in pressure within the chest cavity causes a tear in certain lung membranes, allowing air to leak out. This kind of injury is more likely to happen in young men, and known triggers include an acute asthma attack, strenuous exercise, or violent vomiting.

 

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30 minutes ago, Lucky said:

Za svašta sam čuo ali za ovo ipak ne 🙂

 

Naravoucenije - don't fap while lying in the bed 😛
Koja legenda, ovaj ce imati problema kada krene da se seksa.

 

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There is nothing either good or bad, thinking make it so.

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2 hours ago, drndara said:

Naravoucenije - don't fap while lying in the bed 😛
Koja legenda, ovaj ce imati problema kada krene da se seksa.

 

možda kad se seksa nema te probleme, to bi bio twist!

mada švajcarac je, sa njima nikad ne znaš!

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Ne znam gde bih ali možda je ovde najlogičnije 🙂

 

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Kompanija "Tesla Motors" u vlasništvu Ilona Maska, najbogatijeg čovek na svetu, obratila se novosadskom proizvođaču mineralne vode "Minakva" za zahtevom za saradnju, koja bi uključivala i kupovinu dela te firme, potvrdila je danas za portal Biznis.rs predstavnica Minakve Tatjana Malbaša.

„Da, ‘Tesla’ je pismenim putem iskazala interesovanje za saradnju sa našom kompanijom, koja bi uključila i akviziciju jednog dela kompanije“, kazala je Malbaša.

Prema njenim rečima, srpska kompanija će ozbiljno razmotriti ponudu, jer su njeni akcionari zaposleni i njihove porodice, kao i strani partner, ali se svakako spremaju uzorci vode za slanje „Tesla Motorsu“.

Malbaša, direktorka kompanije „Minakva“, rekla je za Biznis.rs da je „Tesla“ pored njih, kontaktirala i još nekoliko kompanija u Evropi koje imaju vodu sa prirodnim jodom, te da će za nekoliko nedelja biti poznato više detalja.

 

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44 minutes ago, manson said:

 

nije loša ideja!

9 minutes ago, drndara said:

Zakasnela prvoaprilska sala. 😄

ako sam dobro shvatio ovo i jeste bila prvoaprilska šala, kao ono kod nas plazma brokoli, ali valjda su se ljudi toliko isprimali da su ovi odlučili da naprave limited edition.

vidiš da se može nabaviti samo u toj njihovoj radnji, verovatno je tu i nešto na licu mesta prave u tim malim količinama.

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4 hours ago, Dule_smor said:

Ali ne vredi, ovde rl prednjaci u odnosu na satiru, nemaju vise sta da stave u epizode SPa da bi bilo dovoljno satiricno kad ih je vec rl pretekao.

Onda treba kao black mirror da naprave pauzu i objave da je nova sezona SP zapravo IRL 🙂

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