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Ali stvarno kome moze da bude smesan FB gde u roku od 5min mozes da napravis lazan nalog i da stavis takve poruke i status i sta vec da ispadnes najsmesniji, najjadniji i najgori predstavnik svoje podvrste ameba na ovoj planeti a i sire.

pa ono, ovde se vidi da je živ profil sa mnogo fotki. čak i da se neko iscimao da okači ~300 slika, ne bi odma dobio komentare od papana i sl.

a ako se cima više od nedelju dana da bi napravio foru, opet je smešno

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Koji fenomen, stalno citam u glasu od SLJ :)

Evo citaj jos malo, epic scena.

Jules: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Jules: [overturns the small table in the room] What country are you from?

Brett: What?

Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What"?!

Brett: What?

Jules: English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Then you know what I'm saying.

Brett: [gasping] Yes...

Jules:Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

Brett: What?

Jules: [points gun directly in Brett's face] Say "what" again. Say "what" again! I dare you! I double-dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!

Brett: He-he's black.

Jules: Go on!

Brett: He's bald.

Jules: Does he look like a bitch?

Brett: What?!

Jules: [shoots Brett in the shoulder, Brett screams] Does he look … like … a bitch?!

Brett: [in pain] No-o!

Jules: Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?

Brett: [faintly] I didn't!

Jules: Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him. And Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace. You read the Bible, Brett?

Brett: [gasping for breath] Yes.

Jules: Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sort'a fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. [begins pacing about the room] And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is the Lord [pulls out his gun and aims it at Brett] when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

[brett shrieks in horror as Jules and Vincent shoot him repeatedly]

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Pa jebeni ESPN. Ne razumem shta si ocekivao? Njihova maticna drzava je priznala takozvanu drzavu Kosovo, naravno da su nas stavili bez Kosova i Metohije.

We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most and that is the indifference of good men !

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Neke su bas bas dobre i mastovite.

Nasa je isto originalna, mada nije bas da nam je Ziga glavni igrac :) Ili su hteli da kazu kako nam je drzava mala, od gola do gola :D

Sa granicama su se isto usrali, jes da me je u sustini briga za kosovo, ali valjda ujedinjene nacije jos postoje, a prema tome i zvanicna karta sveta?

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Za Ameriku UN ne postoji josh od 1999 godine kada je NATO prvi put posle drugog svetskog rata izveo vojni napad na drugu suverenu drzavu clanicu UN-a bez odobrenja skupshtine UN-a i Saveta Bezbednosti. Ne znam shto sam poceo da pretvaram ovaj topic u politiku =), verovatno zato shto je skoro tri sata.

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We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most and that is the indifference of good men !

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Kakvi jebeni sabani, ne verujem.

У једној старој књизи читао сам чудну причу; а враг би га знао откуд мени та књига из неког смешног времена, у коме је било много слободоумних закона, а нимало слободе; држали се говори и писале књиге о привреди, а нико ништа није сејао; цела земља претрпана моралним поукама, а морала није било; у свакој кући пун таван логика, али памети није било; на сваком кораку говорило се о штедњи, а расипало се на све стране, а сваки зеленаш и нитков могао је себи купити за неколико гроша титулу: велики народни родољуб. 
Радоје Домановић - "Страдија" 1902. -

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