millanče Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 … drkate? Ili šta već, ako ste žensko… Znate li neku cool pričicu u vezi sa tim? Čudo jedno kakve gluposti mogu da padnu na pamet čoveku kad mnogo gleda South Park… Eto, meni je palo na pamet da otvorim ovakav topic dok sam gledao epizodu gde Butters piša… hmmm… ovako: Cenim da su njega uhvatili, pa možda ne sme više da se dira :-) Eto, čisto me zanima, cenim da nije prijatan osećaj, a mene nikad nisu mogli uhvatiti, valjda sam previše pametan, a i imam dosta zgodan raspored soba u kući :-) Za jednog lika su mi ortaci pričali da je jednom prilikom bacao uz pornjavu, i zaspao go na fotelji, sa kitom u rukama, pa ga roditelji ujutro zatekli golog i izmazanog,... Ne znam koliko je to istina, ali umirao sam kad sam to slušao... Quote OPTIMIZADO PARA EL NERVIO ÓPTICO HUMANO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ramirez Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 ima ona urbana legenda kada lik kao jednom rukom baca u kupatilu, a drugom rukom pushi pljugu. upadne mu keva unutra, a on brzhe bolje baca pljugu iz jedne ruke, i nastavlja da baca drugom, sa sve nevinom facom koju je slozhio zbog pljuge kao :]] i ne, nisu me "uhvatili" nikada, shto je uspeh imajutji u vidu kako funkcionishe moja porodica. pod tim mislim da u stanu od 120 kvadrata, dok sam odrastao nisam imao kvadratni santimetar privatnosti. gajba i porodica su mi lichile na "otvorena vrata" :] Quote Spoiler http://www.slobodanjovanovic.org/author/vukasinmileusnic/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexG Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Nisu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prota_ Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Jebote, nisam siguran Valjda nisu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coll Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Nisu... treba znati kad gde i kako, ako je covek oprezan, opusteno. I naravno ne treba ostavljati "tragove" ... to je najvaznije! Uvek se valjam od smeha kad dodjem kod ortaka, koji pored kompa ima brdo maramica ... ffs, "oprezan" je ko hasim taci u srbiji :) Quote sex, drugs and bio food! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zure Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 bilo je blizu par puta ali nisu me uhvatili hvala je bogu pojeo bi me blam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaudDib Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 jeste jednom tjale sa 13-14 godina valjda, dok sam drkao na njegove pornitje :) setjam se samo da mi je bila dilema dal da nastavim (poshto sam bio blizu) il da ugasim tv poshto nisam trebao da preturam po mestu gde su stajale te kasete :)) nikad mi nije frka bila od toga poshto mi porodica nije zatucana i misli da ne drkam, nego ono bash shirokih svatanja. al dobro to je otishlo vishe puta u drugu krajnost npr. videla me kewa dok jebem i tako to. Quote • crno nam se piše • belo nam se šmrče • mind over matter • jebo sam vam mater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinister Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 haha extra topic :)) nije.malo je falilo par puta.au.al reflexi su mi dobri :D Quote Bring It Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikita_ Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 haha extra topic :)) nije.malo je falilo par puta.au.al reflexi su mi dobri :D Quote sine nikita, postao si nik kejv Vagine 90 posto zena sveta su ti otvorene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch1zra Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 jok... doduse keva mi jednom uletela dok sam se zagrevao sa jednom ribom, al je izletela iz sobe brzinom svetlosti nisam jeb'o to vece, al sam se ismejao za sve pare dok je riba menjala farbe Quote Ko je nub ne budi mu drug. I mean you harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 (edited) Nisu , a sta i da jesu o boze pa to su svi radili ( i jos rade ) . Da u zadnih 6 meseci ako sam ga izbacao par puta , proslo je vreme od 5 puta na dan olololo :D Edited February 21, 2008 by Dino Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest account 5 Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 jok... doduse keva mi jednom uletela dok sam se zagrevao sa jednom ribom, al je izletela iz sobe brzinom svetlosti nisam jeb'o to vece, al sam se ismejao za sve pare dok je riba menjala farbe omfg ch1zro legenda si hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderer Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 o boze, meni svi u kuci videli... i to nema samo jednom nego par puta... sta mozes kada zaboravis da zakljucas vrata :) nakon toga me bilo blam par dana da ih pogledam dok pricam ali posle opusteno :) Quote -"Don't think, feel! It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory." -"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Boli vas kurac buržuje sa svojim sobama u kojima ste na miru gledali pornjavu i dovodili ribe. Video bih vas da spavate u istoj sobi s bratom i sestrom!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crno-Sunce Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 nikad mi se nije desilo, , bilo je blizu par puta al sam preziveo :) a sto se tice situacije sa ribama tu nemam problema, jednostavno kazem matorcima da privodim i oni odu da se prosetaju do grada i problema nema :) eventualno ako je bas kasno kazem im da im ne pada na pamet da mi banu u sobu posto imaju trip da mi u pola noci upadnu u sobu sa spikom "jel spavas?!" Quote If there's some higher power that controls my fate, i would like to meet him, shake his hand, then crack open his ribcage and tear out his heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gruja Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 nisu me uhvatili da ga bacam kao ni da karam ali valjda kontaju i sami neke stvari :) Quote gruja novi alenko bi, po vama, trebalo da bude poznat i javna ličnost, a nije, iz ovog ili onog razloga?evo, ja ću za početak navesti dvojicu: kojot i gruja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristian Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 mene nisu..ali je mog drugara jednom navatala keva..on je bio u svojoj sobi i bacao ga,i ulece keva i samo mu je rekla "bolje bi ti bilo da ucis" hahahahaahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killYg0r Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 imam gadne tripove sa time u kuci mi se cuje parket kad neko hoda dobra stvar je sto znam kad da prekinem kad se cuje :D a losa stvar je sto cim neko napravi korak se tripujem da prilazi neko :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 A jel imate vi ključ na klozetu, aman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 ne :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gruja Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 a jeste,pa da bude Pinki si opet pokvario stomak ? Quote gruja novi alenko bi, po vama, trebalo da bude poznat i javna ličnost, a nije, iz ovog ili onog razloga?evo, ja ću za početak navesti dvojicu: kojot i gruja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch1zra Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 pa i meni se jednom samo desilo da me keva navatala... i ja mojima najavim pa zapale negde, ili se prave blesavi dok ja deljem ali ovaj put su oni bili kod nekih kumova/prijatelja, pa su se vratili nesto tipa u 11 a trebali su u 1... i keva fantom jos sen ije ni skinula, uletela u sobu da upali komp da moze da igra zumu... a ja vec vezujem komboe Quote Ko je nub ne budi mu drug. I mean you harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VoOdoO_MaN Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Shto se drkanja tiche nisu, ali nisu retardirani da ne pomisle da to ne radim :))) A kad treba da padne sex celo veche, dam im po 1000 kinti za kolache i limunadu :) znaju odmah o chemu je rech Inache to me je cale nauchio :D Quote Got some minuses for free? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Tebra, za te dve hiljade može završiti pos'o i negde van kuće... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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