Rakija Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 _How the Shaman was created_ Following situation: The son (S) of the programmer (F) responsible for the horde characters in WoW had discovered that is father was cheating on his mother. The boy told his father that he would tell mother about it, unless the boy would get his own computer and a WoW-Account. But that wasnt all ... S: If you dont want mama know about about your little affair ... i also want my own Character Class in WoW. F: Ok, errm, well, fine, you get the Shaman. He's able to fight, can carry shields or a two handed weapon, wear leather armor. S: Hmm ... leather? No, i want something better! I want mail armor! F: Hmm Okay, mail armor it is and you can place various Totems aswell. S: Err ... what do these Totems do? F: Well, they can heal or make damage or they make your armor stronger and they'll work for your whole group. S: So, how many do I have? F: 20 diffrent, bur you can only use one at a time. S: Two F: No, One S: Three F: You want to piss me off? I said One. S: Four F: Get OUT!! S: Mom? F: Four is fine ... Cookie? S: Yeah, and I want to do magic! F: But you have already a two handed weapon, four totems and ... S: MOM !?!? F: ... you can do magic, 1.5 second casts S: Instant! F: No, that would be unfair ... S: INSTANT or else ... F: Okay ... no problem, instant. S: So what can the other character classes do? F: The others? Well, fighting, spell casting, healing ... S: I want to heal! F: Good, you can S: Thanks F: Now please leave me working and go watch TV or something ... S: So what can I do if somebody runs away from me? F: Hmm ... yes ... here, frost shock, now he is slower, and now please ... S: How long does the frost shock remain? F: 3 seconds S: And how often can I cast it? F: Every 6 seconds S: And in between? F: You got to give your enemies at least a little chance ... S: Maaaaa.... F: Okay .. it lasts 6 seconds. S: And if I forget to cast? F: Okay, 12 seconds, and now please ... S: And I want to be faster much faster - even if they are not freezed.... F: Here, Ghost Wolf ... you can change yourself into a wolf and you'll be much faster S: Hmm ... F: What? S: What if I want to make several people slower? F: Here ... Earthbind Totem ... and now piss off. S: And what if somebody hits me? F: Well, you just fight back, do magic, or ... S: But I want my enemies to draw damage when they hit me F: Wait, thats idiotic: Your enemy shall receive damage when he damages you AND when you're damaging him?? S: Exactly F: K... Lightning Shield, and now PISS OFF!! S: And what if somebody shoots with a bow at me? F: Then the Shield also works for Bows and now, please please please leave me alone S: And what if somebody casts magic $!@% at me? F: Well, you can fight, do magic yourself, heal .... S: I want something that eliminates the next incoming cast F: ...well ... i've just been working on the Totems anyway ... here you have a Grounding Totem S: And what if he heals himself? F: Well you cant do anything about that ... S: Mmmmmmaaaaaa .... F: Earth Shock, Instant ... anything else? S: And what if he is buffed? I want also Buffs F: Here... Wind Fury, should be enough ... S: But my enemies should not have any buffs .... F: But you can buff, heal, magic, stop magic, two handed weapons .... S: I WANT F: Not in this tone with me! S: MAAAAMAAAA F: Purge ... Purge is Good. Well it was designed for Warlocks but okay ... Purge. S: And if someone is poisoning me? F: You just use the Poison cleaning totem S: No F: Yes S: NO F: ... fine ... you get a spell for it S: And what if I play with party? F: Actually you dont need to play with others ... you can do everything yourself ... S: No, I want to be able to ressurect people from death F: Okay ... you can S: And if I die myself? F: Well somebody else must revive you ... S: No, I want to do that myself aswell F: Err... but you're dead!! S: I WANT !!!! F: Ok ... you can resurrect yourself when you're dead. S: I want something else ... F: Underwater breathing is still available S: Okay, but something is still missing ... F: YOU CAN USE TWO-HANDED WEAPONS, WEAR MAIL ARMOR, CARRY SHIELDS, CAST MAGIC STUFF, PREVENT MAGIC STUFF FROM OTHERS, HEAL, INSTANT CASTS, TOTEMS, DEBUFF ENEMIES, CHANGE YOURSELF INTO A WOLF, FREEZE ENEMIES, BREATHE UNDERWATER, RESURRECT YOURSELF AND OTHERS - SO WHAT THE !&$% YOU WANT ELSE - PREACHING AND WALKING ON WATER !?!???!??!!??! S: Well, certainly not preaching ... ako nije bilo smejte se ako jeste brisite topic. Poz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaudDib Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Quote • crno nam se piše • belo nam se šmrče • mind over matter • jebo sam vam mater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrayderGame Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 (edited) Najce nesto za 2005-u godinu [smajli3] Edited August 25, 2005 by malisha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undenis Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 [:D Pokido sam se od smeha!lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpin` Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 kad su tako dobri jedino mi josh nije jasno shto umiru tako brzo? Quote uvek moze bolje... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batina Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 ostao sam bez texta Quote nema te logike koja ce me zaustaviti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortalis Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 citao sam ovo davno, lolcina :D Quote This video contains content from Jimmy Kimmel Live, who has decided to block it in your country. [23:47] <manager-> jao dete jao dete :D chickenonaraft.kom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Hehehe odlicno odlicno :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kemp. Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 kad su tako dobri jedino mi josh nije jasno shto umiru tako brzo? ← Haha Quote Ko laze taj i krade ko krade ima cokolade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atelas Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Muahaha :))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fillerco Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 hehehe jes jako :0 sto se mene tice neka daju jos paladinu i nesto kao bazuku i onda ce biti mozda balansiran u odnosu na shamana :) Inache, kempa za predsednika! Ima najj avatar :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kemp. Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 (edited) Neznam kako je stanje s vama, ali ja i dalje ne mogu da...prestanem...da...gledam...gore...dole...gore....dole.... Ili je levo....desno...levo..desno.... Edited August 26, 2005 by Kemp. Quote Ko laze taj i krade ko krade ima cokolade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaKaL_HuNtEr Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 UUujZUuzUUU ja gledam i gledam i gledam .... [:D] Quote die.like.the.rest.and.fuc*.only.the.best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasamnepismen Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 No comment. Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coll Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 mesanija ;p lep, lep avatar ... Quote sex, drugs and bio food! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpin` Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 avatar zakon rulz iz the law (u beti su engineer-i mogli da naprave rocket launcher ) hahaha Quote uvek moze bolje... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActiveX Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 ROTFL!!!! [smajli3] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pomija Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 hahahaha sta reci Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manda <die bitch> Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 dobra je fora stvarno... "maaaaa.." :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dripatz Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 nije to bio rocket launcher nego se zvao i zove se "mortar" i ima mnogo mali dmg a qldown 10min tako da toliko on engeneering-u... eng koriste web i death ray (koji moze da zabode 3k) a koliko ja vidim shamanima jos samo fale jaja pa da krenu da uteruju, a posto ih nemaju onda zovu ortake... I tako oni idu puticem na epiku i sidju sa tog istog i uteraju jaja nekom sivom debilu koji je tu ili zalutao ili... /sigh A onda kada im dodje pala kojeg naravno ubijaju svi shamani iz prve, osim kada imaju publiku iza sebe onda se cuje: " J..i paladina, je.i paladina, sad dok nema mane, sad ga je.i, sta je ovo opet ima helta, A DAJ OPET SAM UMRO JE.EM TI KRIPOVE..." -ovo je istinita prica iz foruma to be continued... Quote ex-CS player, ex-EVE player, ex-WoW player... Noob overall! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormScion Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 (edited) Horda je toliko isku****na da to nema veze sa zivotom... alijansa ovo alijansa ono , a isti su ako ne i gori ... samo sto oni imaju 50 % shamana ovamo ima 50 % pala i kao noobs u alijansi ftw , pff ide 40 shamana u av na 40 pala ... yea to su ovamo sve klinci pale , a oni su kao face jel .... ma ajde bezi bre ... sve gore od gorega ... Edited August 28, 2005 by StormScion Quote Is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the Hand of God hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control, even over his own will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasamnepismen Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 @offtopic StormScion lol za signaturu Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GriM ReapeR Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 kad su tako dobri jedino mi josh nije jasno shto umiru tako brzo? ← *cough* 3:0 *cough* ko umire brzo ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GriM ReapeR Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 nije to bio rocket launcher nego se zvao i zove se "mortar" i ima mnogo mali dmg a qldown 10min tako da toliko on engeneering-u... eng koriste web i death ray (koji moze da zabode 3k) a koliko ja vidim shamanima jos samo fale jaja pa da krenu da uteruju, a posto ih nemaju onda zovu ortake... I tako oni idu puticem na epiku i sidju sa tog istog i uteraju jaja nekom sivom debilu koji je tu ili zalutao ili... /sigh A onda kada im dodje pala kojeg naravno ubijaju svi shamani iz prve, osim kada imaju publiku iza sebe onda se cuje: " J..i paladina, je.i paladina, sad dok nema mane, sad ga je.i, sta je ovo opet ima helta, A DAJ OPET SAM UMRO JE.EM TI KRIPOVE..." -ovo je istinita prica iz foruma to be continued... ← Zar to nije bio Druid koji se peglao sa palishom? ;) Ne meshaj babice i zhabice :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormScion Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 @offtopic StormScion lol za signaturu ← thx :) sad story realy sad :) Quote Is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the Hand of God hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control, even over his own will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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