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navedite tri stvari koje bi promenili u Beogradu...

sad treba da odradim neke slajd shou za shkolu,... i treba da imam 15 slajdova... + slike, text i josh par stvarcica...

da li volite grad u kome zivite, svoj kraj... mesto gde se osecate "sigurnim"... (blokovi:)) )...

[u pozadini se cuje Ceca - Beograd :))) ]

... Beograd, il (ovo mi se svidelo) ... the House of Wars, the Hill of Struggle and Glory, Meditation Hill, the House of Freedom ... ( Singidunum ) , Beograd je jedan od najstarijih gradova u evropi... ae malo istorije sad...

-7000 B.C.

First neolithic settlement

-end of I century A.D.

The Romans colonize Singidunum

-441

The Huns destroyed Belgrade

-488

The Gepidaes conquered Singidunum

-504

The Goths capture the town

-584

The Avars conquer and sack the ancient Singidunum

-c. 630

The Slavs conquered Singidunum

-827

The Bulgarians take the fortress under control

-896

Hungarian army attacked Belgrade

-971

Byzantine Empire conquers Belgrade

-after 976

The town is taken by Emperor Samuel ( L. Jackson [:D] )

-1018

Emperor Basil II destroys Macedonian empire and Belgrade once more went to Byzantine Empire

-1072

Belgrade was taken by Byzantine Empire

-1096

Hungarian army destroyed Belgrade, but it remained under Byzantine control

-1096-1189

Crusaders pass through Belgrade

-1127

Hungarian king Stefan II destroys Belgrade and uses the stones to build Zemun

-1154

Byzantine emperor Manuel I destroys Zemun and takes the stones back to rebuild Belgrade

(prajsless)

(koje budale.... :))) ebalo ih kamenje :)) )

-1182

Hungary attacked and ransacked Belgrade

-1185

Byzantine Empire regained Belgrade by diplomatic means

-1230

Belgrade belongs to Bulgaria

-1232

Belgrade became part of Hungary

-1284

Serbian king Dragutin was given Belgrade from Hungarian Crown, and it is the first time Belgrade came under Serbian rule (jeeee BG je nash:) )

-1316

Dragutin's brother Milutin takes Belgrade by military force

-1319

The Hungarians deprive King Milutin of the rule over Belgrade

-1382

Enemies of Hungarian Crown, Horvat brothers, conquer Belgrade

-1403

Under Despot Stefan Lazarević Belgrade becomes the capital of medieval Serbia (mali info... Despot Stefan, The Belgrade Charter: "... upon arrival, I found the most beautiful place of all times, the great city Belgrade, which had been destroyed and deserted, I have rebuilt it and dedicated it to the Mother of God... " )

sad krece zezanje=/

-1440

Turkey attacked Belgrade, but it remained unconquered, although it was heavily damaged

-1456

Sultan Mahmud II conducted unsuccessful siege of Belgrade

-1521

Sultan Suleyman the Magnificent conquers Belgrade (picka=/ )

-1688

Duke Maximilian of Bavaria conquers Belgrade

-1690

Belgrade falls again under the Turkish rule (here we go again)

-1717

Prince Eugene of Savoy captures Belgrade

-1723-1736

Construction of Belgrade fortress by the plans of colonel Nikola Doksat de Mores

-1739

Belgrade peace treaty, made between Austria and Turkey, giving Belgrade again to the Turks

-1789

Marshal Gideon Ernst Laudon captures Belgrade

-1791

Peace treaty of Svishtov gives Belgrade back to the Turks

-1806

Karađorđe liberates Belgrade town and Belgrade becomes the capital of Serbia again (dosho baja)

-1813

The Turks reconquer Belgrade (koji smaraci)

-1862

Conflict at Čukur-česma and bombardment of Belgrade town from the fortress under Turkish control led to international decision that the Turks must leave Belgrade

-1867

In Kalemegdan, the Turkish commander of Belgrade Ali-Riza pasha gives the keys of Belgrade to Knez Mihailo. The Turks finally leave Belgrade (haha odoshe cave... )

-1878

The Berlin Congress recognized the independence of Serbia

-1882

Serbia becomes a kingdom, and Belgrade its capital

-1913

The Serbo-Bulgarian War

-1914

The Austrians bombard and capture Belgrade, but in the same year the Serbs liberate it

-1915

German and Austrian troops under the command of field marshal Mackensen capture Belgrade

-1918

The Serbs and parts of allied forces liberate Belgrade

-1918

Belgrade becomes the capital of the Kingdom of the Serbs, Croats and Slovenes

-1941

Massive protests against Yugoslav joining to the Axis on March 27

The Germans bomb Belgrade on April 6, and occupy it on April 12

-1944

The Americans and other allies bomb Belgrade

On October 20, Belgrade was liberated by the People's Liberation Army of Yugoslavia with help of Russian Red Army

The new communist government arrests and liquidates political opponents, and mobilizes Belgrade youth, sending them to the Sremski Front

-1945

On November 29 in Belgrade the Constitutional Assembly proclaimed the Federal People's Republic of Yugoslavia

Monarchy was abolished and the communist rule of Josip Broz Tito officially started

-1968

Students' protests

-1992

The Federal Republic of Yugoslavia was proclaimed

The UN Security Council imposed economic sanctions on FR Yugoslavia on May 30

-1993

Highest hyperinflation in the history of mankind brought many citizens of Belgrade to the edge of existence

-1996

Mass citizens' and students' protests against annulment of the results of local elections

-1999

For three months NATO has bombed Yugoslavia, including targets in the center of Belgrade

*mali info... sirena se oglasila jedno 292 puta u BG`u znaci cetvrto bmbardovanje Beograda u 20. veku...=/

-2000

After elections and citizens' protests, Serbia was liberated from the dictatorship of Slobodan Milo

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prvo shto bih promenio je djubre (tankere, brodove whatever) koji nichemu ne sluzhe... samo onako izgledaju ruzhno... a o djubretu pored njih ne znam ni da li da pricham neshto...

drugo renew svih major objekata in centru Belgrade...

third smanjena guzhva, tja povetjan broj prevoznih sredstava u beogradu...

Ph0r3w3r0-va privremena signa:

(u okviru Koletove aktzije "Ko-ti-je-kriv-shto-chitash-signature?")

Incest is the best, put your sister to the test

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voleo bih da se obale nalickaju, posebno deo oko donjeg grada i veliko ratno ostrvo.. još gomila stvari, baš sam dosta o tome razmišljao dok sam vozio bajs kroz grad ovih dana..

e, sad, što se tiče ove tvoje hronologije, to si iskopirao sa vikipedije, jel tako? par stvari je izostavljeno, pre svega neolitska naselja kojih je nađeno dosta, a ni kelta nigde nema.. ja bih na tvom mestu pred amerima mnogo više pričao o tome da je grad verovatno jedan od najstarijih u svetu.. spika oko toga je veoma jasna i jednostavna.. imaš dve reke, brdo iznad njih, izvor sa pijaćom vodom ti je pod nosom, naravno da su se ljudi tu naseljavali od izlaska iz pećine pa do danas.. a prisustvo praljudi u regiji je dokazano, našli su dosta fosila po pećinama.. sad ti to malo zaviješ u oblande i ispao si baja pred likovima koji izmišljaju praznike jer ih nemaju dovoljno a workforce mora da se odmori i razonodi.. :)

s druge strane, možeš opušteno da izostaviš ona silna palamuđenja između austrije i turske i onih likova pre njih..

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Obnova svih ''preistorijskih'' objekata u centru...

I malo vishe zastava...

Kao shto MiGsha kaze u Amera na svakom koraku po zastava a kod nas mozes da ih izbrojis na prste...

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-Yes he support us at all but it was really tough to for him and because there is no sponsors.

kole ce prevesti.u redu je...

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I malo vishe zastava...

Kao shto MiGsha kaze u Amera na svakom koraku po zastava a kod nas mozes da ih izbrojis na prste...

a samo mi reci kako u nasoj zemlji neko moze da bude patriota

bre pa najjadniji smo narod

nemamo nikakvu buducnost od ove zemlje niti se

retko ko trudi da to stanje promeni svako gleda samo

svoju bulju to je glavni problem

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retko ko trudi da to stanje promeni svako gleda samo svoju bulju to je glavni problem

Mislis da je to na bilo kojoj tacki na planeti drugacije? :/

Svaki ivicnjak treba da ima spusteni deo za bajkove i invalide, a nema ih dosta, prevoz je u haosu, sve je prljavo, ukljucujuci i fasade. Grad bi bio 10x lepsi samo da su fasade okrechene u neke vesele boje...

Don't think of understanding as a 'mental process' at all. Rather ask yourself: in what kind of case, under what circumstances do we say "now i can go on".

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a samo mi reci kako u nasoj zemlji neko moze da bude patriota

bre pa najjadniji smo narod

Svaki Srbin je patriota... ali kad zatreba. Kad ne treba onda se to negde zagubi.

Pa bre kad Ameri koji postoje 200 dina mogu da napisu knjigu od soma strana o svojoj istoriji... pa se shatro ponose predsednicima. Mi hvala Bogu imamo cime... ali se ne hvalimo.

Stvarno, smo najjadniji narod

Does sponsors helping to you and your team or?

-Yes he support us at all but it was really tough to for him and because there is no sponsors.

kole ce prevesti.u redu je...

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a samo mi reci kako u nasoj zemlji neko moze da bude patriota

bre pa najjadniji smo narod

nemamo nikakvu buducnost od ove zemlje niti se

retko ko trudi da to stanje promeni svako gleda samo

svoju bulju to je glavni problem

patriota je i onaj koji se trudi da sebe i sve oko sebe uchini boljim tako da moze da se ponosi time. A ne samo da sere kroz nos i usta kako je sve loshe ovde, kako smo fekalisti od naroda a kako je negde tamo sve bolje i samo mi ne pripadamo bioloskoj vrsti homo sapiensa.

Mali, u cutanju je mudrost. Barem u tvom slucaju

It's nice to be good, but it's nothing compared to being bad

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...sagraditi skate park za one Xtreme omladince...

...podzemna zeleznica....

...jos vise velikih parkinga...

...otvoriti veliki gradski "Aquarium" ono po uzoru na Singapurski AquaWorld i sl, kad udjes da se useres u gace od prizora onih ribica i ajkula koje plivaju oko tebe"...

...otvoriti 5-6 mega dojaja velikih "branded" poslasticarnica sa jezivo

dobrim sladoledom i kolachima...koji su besplatni, naravno...

...vratiti bosance u bosnu...

Унутра је сигурно читава експлозија радости и магије!

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patriota je i onaj koji se trudi da sebe i sve oko sebe uchini boljim tako da moze da se ponosi time. A ne samo da sere kroz nos i usta kako je sve loshe ovde, kako smo fekalisti od naroda a kako je negde tamo sve bolje i samo mi ne pripadamo bioloskoj vrsti homo sapiensa.

Mali, u cutanju je mudrost. Barem u tvom slucaju

Patriota je onaj koji porice da je Srbija dotakla dno... da smo bili patriote i voleli svoju zemlju ne bi smo dozvolili da Srbija bude gde jeste.

Does sponsors helping to you and your team or?

-Yes he support us at all but it was really tough to for him and because there is no sponsors.

kole ce prevesti.u redu je...

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Sada ce mnogi da se uvrede,al jbg...

Beograd je po meni mnooogooo ruzhan grad,da ne pricham da su ljudi (chast izuzecima) velika govna.Npr,kada smo ishli do plato-a na turnir,pitamo ljude gde se nalazi,a svi kao u fazonu "ne,nemam ja pojma gde je to".Kurac ne zna gde je Knez Mihajlova,seljaci...Ima josh gomilu primera,ali me mrzi da kucam.Sem centra i nekih drugih retkih delova,nishta mi se ne svidja,sve podseca na veliko selo.

Zbog toga idem na fax u NS :P

Alan Smith ftw.

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Sada ce mnogi da se uvrede,al jbg...

Beograd je po meni mnooogooo ruzhan grad,da ne pricham da su ljudi (chast izuzecima) velika govna.Npr,kada smo ishli do plato-a na turnir,pitamo ljude gde se nalazi,a svi kao u fazonu "ne,nemam ja pojma gde je to".Kurac ne zna gde je Knez Mihajlova,seljaci...Ima josh gomilu primera,ali me mrzi da kucam.Sem centra i nekih drugih retkih delova,nishta mi se ne svidja,sve podseca na veliko selo.

Zbog toga idem na fax u NS :P

nemoj da povezujes cs sa beogradom brande

zato sto ljudi koji igraju cs nemaju mozak [:)]

btw ja sam juce sa ortacima trazio 1 diskoteku sat vremena po knez mihajlovoj

i koga kod da smo pitali de je svi nas shalju na 2 kraj grada [:I]

i onda jos kad smo naslo to unutra naravno fight [:0] :>

i sve neki klinci napaljeni i pijani raspad totalni

btw radi se o diskoteci old city (preporuka: nikad ne ici tamo)

btw2:jeste da ja slusam metal ali ovo sa muzikom nema veze ja idem

na ovo da bi se zajebavao i tako to :D

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uveo bih drastichno restriktivni vizni rezhim za dodjoshe.

pobio pola "beogradjana".

a deo bih srushio i ponovo izgradio.

Lyesmith kept his orange-blond hair pretty much shaved. You could see the lines of his skull. "Tell you what, though. This country started going to bell when they stopped hanging folks. No gallows dirt. No gallows deals."

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nemoj da povezujes cs sa beogradom brande

zato sto ljudi koji igraju cs nemaju mozak [:)]

btw ja sam juce sa ortacima trazio 1 diskoteku sat vremena po knez mihajlovoj

i koga kod da smo pitali de je svi nas shalju na 2 kraj grada [:I]

i onda jos kad smo naslo to unutra naravno fight [:0] :>

i sve neki klinci napaljeni i pijani raspad totalni

btw radi se o diskoteci old city (preporuka: nikad ne ici tamo)

btw2:jeste da ja slusam metal ali ovo sa muzikom nema veze ja idem

na ovo da bi se zajebavao i tako to :D

Zasto imam osecaj da si metalac isto koliko i haker? [8D]

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Btw. verovatno sam se gaaadno istripovala, ali mi se uchinilo da na pochetku Brankovog mosta sa Beogradske strane prave lift?!??

to je lift za bajseve o kom prichaju vec nekih dobrih 5 godina i jache ;)

a sad ce da ga prave josh 5 =)

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I push the boundaries out a little...

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