Atomic Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Zhene su nuzhno zlo .. :D Takodje ispunjavam sve kriterijume osim 5. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iguana Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 kako mi sada ovaj hejt medju polovima deluje tako daleko i neshvatljivo... Quote It's nice to be good, but it's nothing compared to being bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attila Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 zhene i muskarci, dva odvojena sveta koja trebaju jedan drugog. Svaka osoba, licnost, persona ima prazninu u sebi, i zato uvek trazi nekoga pored sebe kako mi popunila tu prazninu psiholoski, fizicki. A opet, sve zavisi kako se postavis. Onaj ko ne voli sebe, ne moze da voli drugog. Isti takav povredjuje ljude oko sebe. Diskutabilno, ali u sustini tako. ← a kako radi ta tvoja teoruija u vesi sa pederima? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Respect vama dvojici! Slazem se sa vama u potpunosti. PS: Kako ide ta fora sa plavushom sto resava zadatak? Please neka neko okaci! ← http://www.klanrur.rs/~rhhftp/_/forum/mathblon.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debeli Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 kako mi sada ovaj hejt medju polovima deluje tako daleko i neshvatljivo... ← ne znam da li da te penalim ili da te pustim da uzivas u voznji... Quote MORTALIS HOMO AURA PER KHARONE SERVAStyle over subsistenceCrown of Light. Keeper of The Yoda Chamber. I&I, Righteous Army of One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iguana Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 i da me penalish, mislish da cu se ja u ovome trenutku moci srditi ? Quote It's nice to be good, but it's nothing compared to being bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debeli Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 znam da neces, zato i necu... ipak sam romantik, na kraju krajeva... Quote MORTALIS HOMO AURA PER KHARONE SERVAStyle over subsistenceCrown of Light. Keeper of The Yoda Chamber. I&I, Righteous Army of One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iguana Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 da, ipak se mi razumemo, ljudi od principa i stomaka. Ne moze nam niko nista Quote It's nice to be good, but it's nothing compared to being bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tibor2 Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 jachi ste od sudbine.... Quote brandstack.com/users/portfolio/logos/gligorov \\ behance.net/gligorov 99designs.com/people/gligorov \\ twitter.com/MarkoGligorov \\ upstack.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 Polako ce u modu uci da devojke jure muskarce tada cemo pricati suprotno! ← hmm.. bilo bi zanimljivo da dozhivim da kazhem: 'ove zhene bi samo da se jebu..' btw A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So.... you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God." The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...." MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are evil. Don't mess with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharulja Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 HAHAHHAHAHAH KAKO GA JE IZRADILA GLUPACHA !!!! Quote Arbeit macht Frei. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaudDib Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 pricha je o-d-l-i-ch-n-a !! Quote • crno nam se piše • belo nam se šmrče • mind over matter • jebo sam vam mater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kovach_ Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 Hahaha pwn totalni :) @topic Ma zene su skrooooz ql...ja mnogo volim njih one mnogo vole mene :)).True.mogu da budu drolje najgore(u smislu picke :)) al isto tako mogu da budu super.Znam mnogo vishe prica gde je lik izradio ribu nego ona njega...then again ja idem u filolosku pa imam mnogo zena oko sebe :D Quote Mrzi me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GcV.Bjeli Posted November 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 jel niko nije izvalio da je ovo inace topik mator jedno 2 i po godine (nsiam tacno gledao datum) kad je bas bila neka serija musko - zenskog napusavanja na forumu Quote web hosting, web design, web development, internet marketing i SEO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overkind Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 (edited) :) Ne nisam video koliko je matoro... Cirka 11 meseci. Ne dirjate Edited November 28, 2005 by oveRk1nd Quote ...Од рођења спремна стоји, мене чека моја рака, Да однесе све што имам у дубину у дубоку. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 Kliknite na prvu stranu pa cete lako videti da topic nije star 2-3 godine, a ne bi ni mogao da bude jer je ovde baza samo od 1. Januara 2005. godine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darijan Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So.... you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God." The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...." MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are evil. Don't mess with them. Ni jedan normalan muskarac nije toliko glup i nenormlalan. ne verujem u ovo. ako me zena udari kolima i sjebe mi kola, batine slede Quote ...... f e n s i c ...... ...yes, ur unique... ...just like everyone else... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheyn Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 kaaako si ti opasan baja ... Quote step in my transporter , so I can teleport ya,all around my heavenly body.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 Ni jedan normalan muskarac nije toliko glup i nenormlalan. ne verujem u ovo. ako me zena udari kolima i sjebe mi kola, batine slede ← mnogo si jak. jel te sestra tuche redovno? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GcV.Bjeli Posted November 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 Kliknite na prvu stranu pa cete lako videti da topic nije star 2-3 godine, a ne bi ni mogao da bude jer je ovde baza samo od 1. Januara 2005. godine. ← dobro preterah ga :))))) ko sto rekoh nisam gledao datum, cinilo mi se da je matorije. :) Quote web hosting, web design, web development, internet marketing i SEO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 Mnogo se tebi nesto pricinjava ;)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darijan Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 mnogo si jak. jel te sestra tuche redovno? ← mi se volimo. tukli smo se pre 5-6 godina. sada je to ljubav i sloga kako to samo brat i sestra umeju Quote ...... f e n s i c ...... ...yes, ur unique... ...just like everyone else... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GcV.Bjeli Posted November 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 Mnogo se tebi nesto pricinjava ;)) ← [spam] bla :D [/spam] Quote web hosting, web design, web development, internet marketing i SEO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tibor2 Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 mnogo si jak. jel te sestra tuche redovno? ← kahlee hejteru... Quote brandstack.com/users/portfolio/logos/gligorov \\ behance.net/gligorov 99designs.com/people/gligorov \\ twitter.com/MarkoGligorov \\ upstack.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 3, 2005 Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 (edited) rezurekta!! » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «One night , few weeks ago , my wife and me were in bed. Passion started to raise... When she said :" I cannot do it now , i am not in the mod... I would like that you hold me in your arms for a just a while." I said :"What???... What is this now ?" And she said the words which can scare all husbands on the planet:" You just dont undestand my emotional needs which i have as women, so i could satisfy your physical needs which you have as man. When i looked at her with my confused eyes, she answerd :" Why cant you love me for what i am, and not for what i do in bed ?" i knew that ther is no sex tonight , so i rolled on my side of bed and fell a sleep ... Next day i called my boss and said that i will take a day free , so I could be with her. We went to lunch, and after that i took her in one mall with huge departmant for female clothes. I followed her arround , while she tried few very expensive suits .She couldnt decide which to buy, so i said that she take all of them. She wanted shoes with every suit she tried. I also gave her few diamond earings to try them...I have to say you this ... She was thrilled ... She certinlly thought i am one step from bankrot.I thought she was testing me when she asked to buy racket for tennis, even she never played tennis before . I have had put here in serious thoughts when i said :"Certinlly darling ."She was so thrilled she was at top of hers sexual needs ... With a huge smile on her face , she at last said :"Let's go to pay this!..." i hardly manage myself when i answerd here :"I cant do it now i am not in the mod ! " She looked like she saw a ghost , when her mouth opened :" WHAT???" Then i told her :"i only wanted you to hold all this stuff in your arms for a while.. You simply dont understand my financial problems which i have as man , so i could satisfy your passion for shopping which you have sa woman. And when she looked at me like she wants to kill me , i added :" Why cant you love me for what i am , and not for stuff i buy you?" I am sure no SEX for me tonight aswell!!! Edited December 3, 2005 by cali Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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