gruja Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Sve u svemu.Mozete da zamislite stanje do kog me je ovaj zhulj doveo pa da otvaram topik na ruru.Nije nikakav klasican.Vec mi je na malom prstu na nozi.Ali tacno ispod nokta tako da vuche na desno.Cak se i spaja sa noktom otprilike.Drzao sam flaster,nije pomoglo.Pa sam onda probao nekako da ga odvojim od nokta,nije pomoglo.Pa sam ga iskidao,i mazao jomelopom i ni to nije pomoglo.I evo dok ovo pisem,opet ga kidam,turpijam,i pokusavam da ga isechem.Keva mi kazhe da je jedino resenje pedikir.E sad,jesam ja gej,ali bas toliki nisam.Dajte savet o rur mudraci.Svako ko skrene sa topika dok se ne nadje resenje(izuzeci moraju biti jako smesni da bi im oprostio) jebali ga najzliji crnci ( ko kaze da ce Daki prvi da skrene sa teme da bi ga jebali najzliji crnci jebali ga zliji i od najzlijih crnaca i jos Daki stojao sa strane i upirao prstom)!!!!!!Pomozite mi dok ne amputiram prst!! Quote gruja novi alenko bi, po vama, trebalo da bude poznat i javna ličnost, a nije, iz ovog ili onog razloga?evo, ja ću za početak navesti dvojicu: kojot i gruja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peja_ Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 istripov'o si se, nije gej ako ides zbog problema! Quote The thing's hollow — it goes on forever — and — oh my God — it's full of stars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Idi kod lekara. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvnityCker Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Jebiga, koliko ja znam o zuljevima, moras da ga pustis da prodje, svaki put kad ga pokidas on se reinkarnira Quote The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsYh0 Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 ozbiljno idi kod lekara. ja sam se isto tako tripovao da mi je to zulj, pa sam onda skontao da mi je mozda kurje oko, da bi se na kraju ispostavilo da je bradavica. sve je moguce, tako da lepo idi kod dermatologa, i sve ces reshiti. Quote Dopefish lives! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal1mero Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 picka vam materina gadna ! Quote Нема будућности без истине. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristian Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 picka vam materina gadna ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrHe Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 a sta ako ti je to kurje oko a ti se tripujes da je zulj.... ostaces ti bez malica :D :D :D Quote mrf... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kruko Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 da ti kazem grujo, opusti se. bolje zulj nego shulj. Quote Don't think of understanding as a 'mental process' at all. Rather ask yourself: in what kind of case, under what circumstances do we say "now i can go on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G!!! Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 ako je zulj morash da ga odmorish, il promeni patike za fuzbal il ne igraj fuzbal neko vreme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stator Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Keva mi kazhe da je jedino resenje pedikir.E sad,jesam ja gej,ali bas toliki nisam.Dajte savet o rur mudraci. Idenje kod pedikira kada imas takav problem te ne cini gay-om, ali ne idenje kod istog kada imas takav problem te cini retardom :) NHF :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leisure Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Idi kod doktorke. (kod neke mlade i jebozovne) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freej! Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Bolje da ne budesh ghej pa da ostanesh bez prsta :D Idi do doce. Quote Rider on the storm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Evo freej ti je rekao sve, nemoj da se zezaš grujo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rev Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 (edited) jebote grujo, brijesh noge a sramota te da idesh na pedikir :/ Edited February 14, 2009 by darko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavKe Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 (edited) Slozio bi se sa krukom, napor na tom prstu svedi na neophodni minimum dok ti ne prodje zulj, dakle bez fuce, shto manje peshachenja i slichno. I ja kad me neki zulj mnogo izjeda imam obichaj da pored flastera stavim i papirnu maramicu u charapu tako shto cu da uvijem celu povrshinu gde mi je zulj, shto pratkichno neutralizuje trenje, to je meni uvek pomagalo. Edit: Naravno ovo gore sve kao alternativa doci/pedikiru :) Edited February 14, 2009 by CABKE Quote У једној старој књизи читао сам чудну причу; а враг би га знао откуд мени та књига из неког смешног времена, у коме је било много слободоумних закона, а нимало слободе; држали се говори и писале књиге о привреди, а нико ништа није сејао; цела земља претрпана моралним поукама, а морала није било; у свакој кући пун таван логика, али памети није било; на сваком кораку говорило се о штедњи, а расипало се на све стране, а сваки зеленаш и нитков могао је себи купити за неколико гроша титулу: велики народни родољуб. Радоје Домановић - "Страдија" 1902. - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeacH Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 :-))) Meni tako urastao nokat pa me riba naterala da idem na pedikir oni da mi srede... i tamo onu nisam mogao da ubedim da mi samo to sredi nego morala obe noge da mi drka... xD I da.. osecao sam se so gayish ^^ , pogotovo kada te vide ostale ribe/zhene tamo i gledaju te chudno ^^ Quote Craziness is directly related to having a vagina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kruko Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 to je njihov problem. sve su iste. Quote Don't think of understanding as a 'mental process' at all. Rather ask yourself: in what kind of case, under what circumstances do we say "now i can go on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 i gledaju te chudno ^^ Nije to čudno nego pohotno :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasamnepismen Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 I moj deda jednom tako imao zulj... :( Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreadlord Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 istripov'o si se, nije gej ako ides zbog problema! Qft. Quote poz voz 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUBE Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Jesi razmisljao o doktoru mozda? Quote There are no miracles, there is no such thing as fate. Nothing is meant to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klinac Balavac Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Ja ne razumem o kakvom pedikiru svi pričate, neka ide čovek kod dermatologa, a ne kod jebenog negovatelja stopala! Šta ako mu je to neki beli mladež, bradivica ili tako nešto, a on to tako seckao kidao, da navuče neku rakčinu?!?! Idi kod lekara, ne igraj se sa takvim stvarima! Quote This post has been edited by Klinac Balavac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dule_smor Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 ju, taman posla, sta ce kod lekara kad oni nista ne znaju! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leisure Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 nema gruje da se ponovo javi na topik mora da je umro :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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