KalElen_ Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 Actual letter of resignation from an employee at Zantex Computers, USA, to her boss, who apparently resigned very soon afterwards! Dear Mr. Baker, As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time. Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of "cut and paste" for the hundredth time. You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will. You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp-dressed useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle. Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation, however I have a few parting thoughts. 1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is "I prefer not to comment." I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own. 2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your "favorites list", which I conveniently saved when you made me "back up" your useless files. I do believe that terms like "Lolita" are not usually viewed favorably by the administration. 3. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of your Mother's birthday," you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having to correct your mistakes.) Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never f*** with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time! Wishing you a grand and glorious day, Cecelia Quote My koong-foo is the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreadnought Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 Pwnd. Quote ... ukusi su razlichiti... reche djavo i sede u trnje... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De1Rekt0n Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weasel Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 lol za text Dobra ova slika kacio sam je vec negde :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 4, 2005 Report Share Posted September 4, 2005 riba je zakon. tachka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharky Posted September 4, 2005 Report Share Posted September 4, 2005 Wishing you a grand and glorious day, Cecelia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suba Posted September 4, 2005 Report Share Posted September 4, 2005 hahah owned :) stvarno 10ka za text :) Quote EAT MY SHORTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted September 4, 2005 Report Share Posted September 4, 2005 Odlično,odlično I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lomai Posted September 4, 2005 Report Share Posted September 4, 2005 Šteta što svugde nema takvih radnika kao što je ona, jer su baš potrebni takvi ljudi da iskompleksiraju ego ekscentične šefove. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 4, 2005 Report Share Posted September 4, 2005 Owned. Svaka joj chast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramirez Posted September 4, 2005 Report Share Posted September 4, 2005 Roka snima..... zenio bi je Quote Spoiler http://www.slobodanjovanovic.org/author/vukasinmileusnic/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nykolla Posted September 4, 2005 Report Share Posted September 4, 2005 ahahah priceless koja carica. Quote Nije vazna brzina vazan je skill. http://www.klanrur.co.yu/forum/index.php?showtopic=26606 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrthodoX Posted September 4, 2005 Report Share Posted September 4, 2005 (edited) Kad ides, idi sa stilom varijanta... Riba bas ima muda... [edit] number 200 and still going... [/edit] Edited September 4, 2005 by OrthodoX Quote FZ: I have a message to deliver to the cute people of the world...if you're cute, or maybe you're beautiful... there's MORE OF US UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE THAN YOU ARE!! So watch out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger21 Posted September 4, 2005 Report Share Posted September 4, 2005 Znachi ovu sliku cu da nakachim svim buducim klientima na desktop =)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De1Rekt0n Posted September 5, 2005 Report Share Posted September 5, 2005 Da slika je skroz jaka, uklapa se uz text :P Ja sam imao tu (ne)srecu da radim kao admin jedno vreme i popizdeo sam, posebno to sto morate gomili debila da sve objasnjavate, ja sam vristao i plakao u isto vreme kad su me razni korisnici pitali razne gluposti, ono je bilo aaaa ;) Cim se budem setio nekih gluposti javicu vam :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Posted September 5, 2005 Report Share Posted September 5, 2005 Mnogo dobro, ali mnogo...bukvalno OWNED . Nego, imamo mi ovde pripadnike tehnicke podrshke Highl1.net -a (Sharky-ja za hardware, Vladicu za software), pa mogu da isprichaju svoja iskustva . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De1Rekt0n Posted September 5, 2005 Report Share Posted September 5, 2005 Shawky je hteo da se uci crackingu pa ne znam koliko je napredovao a lepo sam ga uputio u sve, mogao bi da nam kaze kako napreduje ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dule_smor Posted September 5, 2005 Report Share Posted September 5, 2005 rofl za tekst...ali slika je jebeni priceless:))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cartman_ Posted September 5, 2005 Report Share Posted September 5, 2005 hahaha LOL ownovanje... Quote ONE LOVE, TJM! www.last.fm/user/uNkindTJM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomic Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 sjajan textic ... Slika je josh bolja :) Koliko ja kontam, nije riba pisala .. al ajde .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilauda Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 xaxaxa lolz za text....slika rulz :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 Ne znam samo gde je nashao onako odvratan dzemper :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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