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On je kralj. Uvek ga gledam kad uhvatim na palmi. Skroz je opicen

Zove ga neka zena i pita : "Da li cu da prodam cilim ??"

A on odgovara: "Ja ne mogu da vam odgovorim na to pitanje jer niste rekli boju cilima"

[roflmao]

Malo kasnije zove lik i pita kada ce da proda kola i daje dosta podataka (boja, oprema, godiste....) i Milan mu odgovara za 12 dana 9 sati i 15 minuta i kaze "eto cim mi date sve podatke ja odmah sve vidim" [roflmao]

A secam se i kad je objasnjavao kako on uci tarot na univerzitetu u New Jerrsy-ju. I kaze: "New Jerrsy NETS. New Jerrsy MREZICE.. isto kao kad bi se kod nas zvala ekipa Beograd KONTEJNERI ". Ja sam umro od smeha

'Lo, there do I see my father. 'Lo, there do I see...

My mother, and my sisters, and my brothers.

'Lo, there do I see... The line of my people...

Back to the beginning. 'Lo, they do call to me.

They bid me take my place among them.

In the halls of Valhalla...

Where the brave... May live...

...forever.

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:O

da li je moguce da ljudi ovako nesto rade

Da zovu slushaju i zapravo se nadaju da je lik u pravu jbt!!!111oneoneeleven

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Have you ever noticed that it's only 'perfect' people who are murdered or killed in horrific accidents?

"He was the perfect son" or "She was the perfect daughter."

"Such a tragic accident they were the perfect family."

"They died together, the perfect couple till the end."

Makes me glad I abuse my kids and beat up my wife.

Kind of makes me immortal.

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Cek, jel to onaj isti lik sto na info bussiness channelu ima svoj tarot? ako jeste gledao sam ga... i nisam mogao da verujem.

hteo sam da ga okrenem i pitam za zdravlje mog dede (koji je preminuo pre 13 godina), ali mi je nekako trulo + ne bi da placam :)

inace ima urnebesnih izvala...

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[13:00] <GM`JessicaBiel> neko drzi blokce sa pikovima i banovima a neko sa kevama

[23:11] <srs[razer]Baja> ne volim da me neko gleda

[23:11] <srs[razer]Baja> dok jebem

[01:40] <@Xeo|Baja> ko da ti ja kazem pitaj mareta kako mu cale suri odbojku

[01:40] <@Xeo|Baja> i on ti kaze moj cale nema ruke

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