zEki Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 E ovako setao sam kera i razmisljao. Ovako, 500 k evra je u ponudi i imate 3 ponudjena zadatka: 1. da smazete govno debelo crno-braon 2. da ga primite u dupe barem 2 minuta, sve sto je preko za pohvalu je 3. da posisate masni kobas barem 2 minuta, sve sto je preko valja se E sad smatram da ovo nije topic za zene, tj. nek one odgovore samo dal bi i za kolko kesa bi pojele masno debelo govno al posuto vegetom ?? Ja licno uvek ali uvek bi se natrcio i primio ga na 1. za ovaj kes. Govno ako bi pojeo smatram da bi imao traume do kraja zivota, mozda cak izgubio i culo ukusa, mirisa. KObas da metnem u usta, principi i jednostavno tacka. Dupe, kad pogledas stvarno od ova 3 ponudjena najbolje. Kako ja gledam na to, bolje da me futi on za 500 k nego neki majmun u zatvoru za dz. + ovo bi bilo totalno sterilizovano. Ai kad sam imao takve zatvore tj. takva tvrda velika govna, bolelo me je ko da mi ga tura neko. Nemojte da smatrate da je ovaj topic vulgaran ili cak sta vise odvratan, ovde se radi o principima i ko bi stvarno pao u iskusenje. Evo ja sam javno rekao da bi od ova 3 odma glasao za bulju za ovaj kes. E sad dal bi stvarno to prihvatio kad bi se nasao u toj situaciji to je druga stvar. Mislim da bi. I molio bi da iskreno odgovarate, ne zelim odgovore:"ja to ne bi uradio ni za 10 miliona ili tako nesto". Namerno sam stavio ovu cifru jer nije preterana. Dakle... Quote V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoosh Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Jel ti to Zeki obradjujes nekog da ga futis za kes? :)))) Quote fml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZOLA Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 jok bre laze, ja kad sam izvadio pare na sunce da ga bemje nije hteo. Quote There are 2 rules in a successful life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZerBah Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Jel ovo nekako vezano sa onim Coll-ovim topicom o gayevima? Quote А в чем сила, брат? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zEki Posted March 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Ajte ajte, nemojte vi sad mene tu da mracite, odgovorite. CAVE JEDNE !!! Svi bi se futili bre za mnogo manje pare. Quote V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Hmmmm...:) A dal bi moglo za milion da me neko futi, a drugom da pusim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaudDib Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 chekaj ne razumem jel si ti probao neshto od ovoga pa mozesh da kazesh da je neshto bolje od necheg drugog :) ? zashto uopshte razmishljati o tako nechemu :))) neke stvari jednostavno nemaju cenu ;) Quote • crno nam se piše • belo nam se šmrče • mind over matter • jebo sam vam mater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peja_ Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 govno :) Quote The thing's hollow — it goes on forever — and — oh my God — it's full of stars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaudDib Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Hmmmm...:) A dal bi moglo za milion da me neko futi, a drugom da pusim? ← HAHAHAHA BRAVO Quote • crno nam se piše • belo nam se šmrče • mind over matter • jebo sam vam mater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockdudbg Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Nemojte da smatrate da je ovaj topic vulgaran ili cak sta vise odvratanma jok samo je onaj ko je ovako nesto postavio za posmatranje:)...sala... ali brate ptimeri jebu kevu...mogo si da stavis kao i onu spovku,da dozvolis da te jebe konj krvavim qrcem u sestrinom grobu... Quote vid'o sam deda mraza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kruko Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 e smorili ste vise sa tim jebenim konjem i krvavim kurcem. ma poj'o bih ja govno i za manje :) Quote Don't think of understanding as a 'mental process' at all. Rather ask yourself: in what kind of case, under what circumstances do we say "now i can go on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ph0r3w3r0 Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 chekaj ne razumem jel si ti probao neshto od ovoga pa mozesh da kazesh da je neshto bolje od necheg drugog :) ? zashto uopshte razmishljati o tako nechemu :))) neke stvari jednostavno nemaju cenu ;) ← SVE ima svoju tzenu. ... a ja sam ovde najvetja qrva.. (: Quote Ph0r3w3r0-va privremena signa: (u okviru Koletove aktzije "Ko-ti-je-kriv-shto-chitash-signature?") Incest is the best, put your sister to the test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weasel Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 (edited) Naravno da je prvo najbolje iliti bolje reci manje gore :) Edited March 25, 2006 by weasel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 brate aj prvo kesh na sto pa da razmishljam.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockdudbg Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 ne mogu da verujem da bi ovde neki i razmisljali o tome:)))lol ali ima nas raznih:)))) Quote vid'o sam deda mraza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaveN Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 3. ne boli i mozhesh odmah da se operesh ;p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spils Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 ja bih sve uradio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal1mero Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 pa prvo ili drugo....trece ne dolazi u obzir..kao sto rece stvar principa Quote Нема будућности без истине. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debeli Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Zeki, odlepio si. mozda bi ova prica imala smisla da ti se radi o zivotu. ovako... Quote MORTALIS HOMO AURA PER KHARONE SERVAStyle over subsistenceCrown of Light. Keeper of The Yoda Chamber. I&I, Righteous Army of One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 500 000 eura i jeste zivot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pekarman Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Hmmm ... ima jos jedna opcija 4. Uzmes govno crno braon i nabijes ga onom sa 500k eura otpozadi dok mu ne izadje na usta,posle cega otsetas sa tih 500k eura. Zasto bi radio nesto od prva tri kad broj cetiri uvek uspeva. Ekvivalent je dva samara posle cega otsetam sa 500k eura i zivim na kubi sa 3 latino lepotice i uzivam u zalasku sunca na terasi svoje vile. Sta, samo zEki moze da ima bujnu mastu ?! Nepravda, eto sta je to - Kalimero Quote Ljudi se dele na optimiste i one koji znaju bolje. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therion Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 O bozhe...taman mi je bila malo pala temperatura pa sam se uspeo dovutji do kompa... AND THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE???!?!!?! Quote lama ftw" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaudDib Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 ajde da sumiram ovaj topic 500k moze da se potroshi opushteno, a osecaj u ustima i dupetu ostaje tu zauvek :) Quote • crno nam se piše • belo nam se šmrče • mind over matter • jebo sam vam mater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 hmm.. a zamisli maude da ti je neko u familiji u situaciji u kojoj se nashao nudla. shta sad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peja_ Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 ma stvar je u tome sto uopste nije potrebna takva situacija...ko kaze da ne bi pojeo govno za pola miliona jura, lazhe. Quote The thing's hollow — it goes on forever — and — oh my God — it's full of stars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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