kruko Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Chuck Norris once gave a midget a roundhouse kick, the midget burst into 25 gold coins. The U.S. never found Saddam Husain, It was Chuck Norris. When President Bush asked Chuck Norris for help, Chuck Norris round house kicked him in the face and said you never said please. This is why no one can now understand what President Bush says in his speeches. Quote Don't think of understanding as a 'mental process' at all. Rather ask yourself: in what kind of case, under what circumstances do we say "now i can go on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kruko Posted January 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 A da, link http://www.4q.cc/chuck/ Quote Don't think of understanding as a 'mental process' at all. Rather ask yourself: in what kind of case, under what circumstances do we say "now i can go on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kruko Posted January 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Chuck Norris wins the Oscar for Best Actor every year. However, he refuses to accept the trophy until Oscar grows a beard Quote Don't think of understanding as a 'mental process' at all. Rather ask yourself: in what kind of case, under what circumstances do we say "now i can go on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 chak noris je izmislio rak jer ga je vishe mrzelo da ubija ljude golim rukama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pUNyZ Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 ja cu da kupim onu spravu za vezbanje sto se reklamira na politici da bi bio cak noris.. imam cak i bradu:)) Quote edesi.org :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kruko Posted January 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Chuck Norris chiseled the image of Mount Rushmore into his abs with a butter knife. The immense force of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick is beyond comprehension, and in fact is responsible for the tropical weather phenomenon we call a "hurricane". Chuck Norris is the reason why bad things happen to good people. Chuck Norris once killed a man, bought him back to life, and then killed him again. When asked why he said, "Did you see the look on his face the second time around? Priceless." Every dinosaur skull ever found has the imprint of a size 15 cowboy boot on its jaw. Scientists are baffled, but we know damn well why. \o/ Quote Don't think of understanding as a 'mental process' at all. Rather ask yourself: in what kind of case, under what circumstances do we say "now i can go on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spo(ghost) Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Vin Diesel ne pomera svoje telo kada radi sklekove, on samo gura i vuce Zemlju. Quote Nije bitno da je velik, bitno je da je lep... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spo(ghost) Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Chuck Norris tears cure Cancer. Sadly, but he never has cryed. Quote Nije bitno da je velik, bitno je da je lep... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pajser Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 One time during the company Christmas party, Chuck Norris was getting a handjob from a co-worker in the basement. The sheer power of his climax blew out the foundations of the building killing all the corporate profit-mongers. Chuck Norris crawled out of the building, refreshed and satisfied. Quote Ei Aaniigoo 'Ahoot'e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 (edited) Although he has received no credit, Chuck Norris invented all weapons known to man in order to give the armies of the world a chance against his insurmountable martial arts prowess. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris was dropped at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Chuck Norris was asked to read for the part of William Wallace in Braveheart but when it came time for Chuck to scream freedom before he died he screamed "Don't Fuck with Chuck!" then proceeded to kill everyone in the casting room except Mel Gibson. One drop of Chuck Norris' sweat can cure you of anything, even death. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. Edited January 11, 2006 by cali Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weasel Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 (edited) God once created something so great even he couldn't destroy it. That something is Chuck Norris. nego ko je Chuck Norris. i evo LOL slika http://www.watchmeeatahotdog.com/images/diet/norris.jpg Edited January 11, 2006 by weasel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Jel Chuck prebio Brus Lija ili Brus Li njega? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaudDib Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 brate jedan je chak .. rispekta Quote • crno nam se piše • belo nam se šmrče • mind over matter • jebo sam vam mater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shekk Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 <odgovor> <obavezni pocetak odgovora> Znaci, </obavezni pocetak odgovora> <proseravanje> jebeno ste mi ulep Quote jebote, smorio si sa kukanjem vise :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debeli Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 види овог Quote MORTALIS HOMO AURA PER KHARONE SERVAStyle over subsistenceCrown of Light. Keeper of The Yoda Chamber. I&I, Righteous Army of One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaudDib Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 <odgovor> <obavezni pocetak odgovora> Znaci, </obavezni pocetak odgovora> <proseravanje> jebeno ste mi ulepšali dan ovim sranjem, fala vi na tome, evo još se smejem </proseravanje> </odgovor> ← Quote • crno nam se piše • belo nam se šmrče • mind over matter • jebo sam vam mater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pajser Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 (edited) Chuck Norris eats sheet metal and shit's out mid-sized SUVs. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Anyone can piss on the bathroom floor, but Chuck Norris can shit on the ceiling. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Chuck Norris opened Pandora's Box, looked at its contents, and then closed it. Edited January 11, 2006 by Pajser Quote Ei Aaniigoo 'Ahoot'e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pesma-mrtve-dece Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 hahah LUDILO Chuck Norris' sperm is so virile that it travelled back in time and impregnated his mother. Only Chuck Norris could father Chuck Norris Quote Get smart or die dumb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pesma-mrtve-dece Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 ja sam se lozio na njegove filmove ko klinac :) MIA kec i dvojka, delta fors da ne pricam o onom peglanju sa brus lijem. navijao sam da chak polomi sisicu. i ona scena kad mu brus otkine dlake sa grudi i dune. a chak ga pogleda mrko ← In "Way of the Dragon", Bruce Lee pulls out Chuck Norris's chest hair by the roots. Bruce Lee is dead. ;) Quote Get smart or die dumb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kemp. Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 -When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with. -Vin Diesel was behind Franz Ferdinand's assassination in June 1914, thus starting Wolrd War 1. He claims it on "having a shitty morning". -Everytime Vin Diesel masturbates God kills a Siberian Tiger. olololol Ali ova iz signe mi je najjaca :D :D Quote Ko laze taj i krade ko krade ima cokolade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvnityCker Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 (edited) ljudi jedan je brus li. a ne kontam cemu sve ovo za chuck norrisa.... mislim ima smesnih recenica, al ono.. lame.. tako mozes trpati i brus vilisa, stalonea, stiven sigala itd... vin diesel je s druge strane posebna prica ;) Edited January 11, 2006 by dvnityCker Quote The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Kad je Tito bio mali isao na sankanje, pa ogladneo. rekao on to mami, a ona mu namaze krisku leba i marmelade i kaze :"izvoli druze Tito" kakav bre chuck :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pajser Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Kad je Tito bio mali isao na sankanje, pa ogladneo. rekao on to mami, a ona mu namaze krisku leba i marmelade i kaze :"izvoli druze Tito" kakav bre chuck :) ← Quote Ei Aaniigoo 'Ahoot'e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kovach_ Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Ahahaha smejao sam se mnogo :))) Quote Mrzi me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weasel Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Ne radi vise link :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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