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Pardo paused. "Great Lord, we nerf warriors every patch. They have major, unresolved problems. Because of the inherent design flaws, we force them to write a macro for every ability they have! Are you certain they need additional weakening?" asked the archproducer tentatively.

"Of course I’m sure. Dare you question me, Pardo?" asked Pearce. "Besides, it’s become a tradition. I just wouldn’t feel right if we sent out a patch without some kind of warrior nerf in it."

"Indeed, a tradition," added Lord Morhaime. "Besides, a report has reached our divine ears that a mage was actually killed by a warrior this past week. With an axe!"

Lord Adham gasped. "Is this true? A warrior killed a mage? But mages are among the most favorite of our servants! How can this be?" Adham asked in outrage.

Pardo shuffled through his papers. "I’ve heard the same report. While it is true that a warrior did manage to actually kill a mage, there is an explanation. The warrior was geared up, equipped with level 60 epics, and is quite experienced in PvP. The mage was dressed all in greens, had just turned 58, and was a PvP newbie. He was also afk for the first half of the battle. Anyway, it was a close fight, but the warrior somehow managed to win. I doubt it will happen again. In one-verses-one battles, mages beat warriors 99.6% of the time."

"You ‘doubt’ it will happen again?" thundered Morhaime. "See that it doesn’t! We simply cannot have warriors – nothing more than PvP fodder for everyone else -- actually killing our favorites! If they keep this up, the warriors will start thinking of themselves as the equals of the other classes, and will expect actual attention from us!"

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ovo je debilno :) ali stvarno ...

epic geared war sa pola mozga je 1 x 1 najjacha zivotinja ...

ps : you puro blast got resisted , you fire blast got reisted , you frosnt nova got resited your wand hit war for 3 arcane dmg critical ( 236 reisted ) ...

Is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the Hand of God hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control, even over his own will

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UR frostbolt hits warrioir for 700.

Warrioir is Affected by frostbite.

UR frostbolt crits warrior for 1400.

UR frostbolt crits warrior for 1400.

Frostbite fades from warrioir.

U are affected by Intercept stun.

U gain Frost Barrier.

Warrioir is affected by frost nova.

U gain blink.

Blink fades from U.

UR cone of cold crits warrior for 1100.

UR frostbolt crits warrior for 1400.

UR fireblast crits warrior for 800.

Warrior dies.

dddd, ovaj dddd, i am retardedddddd, yes i am!

nou mor shiting ss -_-

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U hit squirrel for 2684. (crushing)

Squirrel performs Kick-in-da-nutz on you.

U are affected by Kick-in-da-nutz.

U scream like little bitch.

Squirrel gains nuts flurry.

Squirrel becomes enraged.

Your squirrel banish was resisted by squirrel.

Squirrel hits u for 102471048210938 (holly shit duuuuude!!!111one)

U die.

Squirrel gains Summon Beaver.

WTF je poenta izmishljanja glupih combat logova? [:D]

Watafak!

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U hit squirrel for 2684. (crushing)

Squirrel performs Kick-in-da-nutz on you.

U are affected by Kick-in-da-nutz.

U scream like little bitch.

Squirrel gains nuts flurry.

Squirrel becomes enraged.

Your squirrel banish was resisted by squirrel.

Squirrel hits u for 102471048210938 (holly shit duuuuude!!!111one)

U die.

Squirrel gains Summon Beaver.

WTF je poenta izmishljanja glupih combat logova? [:D]

[roflmao]

Uopshte nisu glupi [;)].

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Moram da vam kazem malo da se smejete:

Warrior full might je bio MT u nekom profi guildu (holy crusaders) ali kad je pokupio svu opremu i osnovao guild u koji sam i ja nedavno usao. to na stranu, on se redovno shiri ispred ironforgea sa svojom full epic opremom,svojim brutality bladeom i drilborer diskom. Ja posto sam je'l da dasa paladin, prozovem ga na duel i otkinem ga. dva puta. prvi put samo bless of prot, drugi put samo DShield, bez lay on hands naravno,morao sam bop/shield zato sto mi stalno interruptuje healchine shield slamom(tako je pisalo u combat logu) to znaci da je prot specced. A ja nesrecnik, ret specced,sa blackhand doomsawom, sa samo lightforge beltom i 2 valor komada, sa chestom carapace of tutankash (lvl 40 LOL) opet ga odvalim i on mi kaze wait 15 mins. ja kao ok. Vrati se on sa svojim obsidian eged bladeom krenem ja opet da ga leshim, ali on krene nenormalno da sabija i odjednom vidim ja debuff mortal strike. dodjem ja do 30%, bless of prot, uber heal, i otkinem ga. Posle tek shvatim da je on otisao do banke po obs eg blade, a da se usput RESPECCOVAO!!!! Kakav idiot!!! Otme mi moj buraz tastaturu i krene da /lol-uje na njega, ja mu kazem daj prekini izbacice nas iz guilda :), sutradan ZG raid,ponovo se vratio na protection spec. znaci, bruka.

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hahah, jebote...

And u know, one time, in summer camp, we...

Btw, u duelu, ne mass pvp ,dobar mag >> dobar warr,recimo da su obadva epic opremljena , ende. Sva sreca ih nema mnogo, ja na mom serveru znam 2, mozda 3 maga koje dobijem jednom u 7 puta, protiv ostalih su uglavnom moje pobede u duelima,. Onda oni +dmg epic trinketi su blago receno imba, a cd-ovi su im smeshni, 1.5 i 2 min , dobro tu pada nerf, ali opet prilicno jak trinket, mogao bi i warru jedan increased dmg by 100 barem, ali jebiga nismo mi te srece, u tradiciji nam je da primamo nerf za nerfom i igramo za tanking opremu [:D] .I za kraj Mass pvp: Warr >> all

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hahah, jebote...

And u know, one time, in summer camp, we...

Btw, u duelu, ne mass pvp ,dobar mag >> dobar warr,recimo da su obadva epic opremljena , ende. Sva sreca ih nema mnogo, ja na mom serveru znam 2, mozda 3 maga koje dobijem jednom u 7 puta, protiv ostalih su uglavnom moje pobede u duelima,. Onda oni +dmg epic trinketi su blago receno imba, a cd-ovi su im smeshni, 1.5 i 2 min , dobro tu pada nerf, ali opet prilicno jak trinket, mogao bi i warru jedan increased dmg by 100 barem, ali jebiga nismo mi te srece, u tradiciji nam je da primamo nerf za nerfom i igramo za tanking opremu  [:D] .I za kraj  Mass pvp: Warr >> all

aha... a sta je mag dobio poslednja 10 patcha? nerf za arcane missles i GISTRO fixed a blink bug... ali WOW MOZEMO DA SUMMONUJEMO 10 WATER=a SADA!!!!

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hahah, jebote...

And u know, one time, in summer camp, we...

Btw, u duelu, ne mass pvp ,dobar mag >> dobar warr,recimo da su obadva epic opremljena , ende. Sva sreca ih nema mnogo, ja na mom serveru znam 2, mozda 3 maga koje dobijem jednom u 7 puta, protiv ostalih su uglavnom moje pobede u duelima,. Onda oni +dmg epic trinketi su blago receno imba, a cd-ovi su im smeshni, 1.5 i 2 min , dobro tu pada nerf, ali opet prilicno jak trinket, mogao bi i warru jedan increased dmg by 100 barem, ali jebiga nismo mi te srece, u tradiciji nam je da primamo nerf za nerfom i igramo za tanking opremu  [:D] .I za kraj  Mass pvp: Warr >> all

Talisman of Ephemeral Power FTW!!!! [:D]

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Moram da vam kazem malo da se smejete:

Warrior full might  je bio MT u nekom profi guildu (holy crusaders) ali kad je pokupio svu opremu i osnovao guild u koji sam i ja nedavno usao. to na stranu, on se redovno shiri ispred ironforgea sa svojom full epic opremom,svojim brutality bladeom i drilborer diskom. Ja posto sam je'l da dasa paladin, prozovem ga na duel i otkinem ga. dva puta. prvi put samo bless of prot, drugi put samo

takvi smo ti mi paladini

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takvi smo ti mi paladini

To se ceni :)

Inace dobio sam 90% warriora sa kojima sam duelovao. Jos volim kad se *&^%ing bandaguju na *&^%ing DUELu LOL. To im je u krvi. Tek onda pobesnim i kad dobijem krenem da prozivam kako bandage nije spell i kako ga ne bi iskoristio na prokletom duelu...

The lesson is pala>>warrior.

warriori -u tradiciji nam je da primamo nerf za nerfom

Reci nama, palama nesto about it ;/

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