Longleyy Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 (edited) Obavestenja koja su slovenskii distributeri odstampali uz karte za prikazivanje filma Ljubise Samardzica "Nebeska udica": 1. Mamu vam jebem - fraza koja se cesto upotrebljava i koja u savremenom srpskom jeziku nema samo dvojno ili trojno, vec bezbroj znacenja. S njom izrazavamo: Bes (primer - "Prokleta govna, mamu im jebem!") Radost ("Pa gde si, bre, mamu ti jebem, 100 godina te nisam video!") Cudjenje ("e, pa kakvo je to djubre, mamu mu jebem?!" ) 2. Sta, dosta kurac? - Fraza koja oznacava neslaganje s sagovornikom. U savremenom srpskom jeziku upotreba ove reci obicno znaci negaciju, npr. "hocu kurac!", znaci "necu". 3. Jebote! - Rec koja se cesto upraznjava u savremenom srpskom jeziku, a ipak nema konkretno znacenje. Primer: Ako vam u gradskom autobusu saputnik kaze: "U, jebote, pun autobus!", to ne znaci da vam predlaze grupni seks sa putnicima, on samo izrazava cudjenje zbog guzve u autobusu. 4. A sad se kurcite.... - Za glagol KURCITI SE nazalost ne postoji adekvatna zamena u slovenackom jeziku. O cemu se tu radi najbolje ce objasniti sledeci vic: Voze se u avionu meda i papagaj. Meda zamoli stjuardesu da mu donese pevo, a stjuardesa ga ne konstatuje. Papagaj se prodere: - Kurvo, donesi mi pivo! Stjuardesa mi donese pivo, ali ga i zamoli da bude pristojan. Meda opet zamoli za pivoa, ali ga stjuardesa ne ferma, ap ce i on. - Kurvo, daj pivo! Stjuardesi dopizdi i izbaci iz aviona i papgaja i medu. Pada meda, a papagaj mu kaze: - Je li medo, je'l ti znas da letis? - Ne, kaze meda. - Pa sta se onda kurcis? 5. Ja pogledam levo, kad ono tresnja rodila, u picku materinu! - Ctrvrti stepen poredjenja. Postoji samo u srpskom jeziku. Primer: lep-lepsi-najlepsi-lep u picku materinu!, sto znaci lepsi od najlepseg. 6. Ajde dodj, pun mi te je vise kurac... - Draga tasta, ocekujemo Vas s nestrpljenjem i veseljem Edited September 1, 2005 by Longleyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doca Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 ^^^^LOL! pa...ipak smo mi narod sa najvise psovki... Quote Novi forum smrdi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharky Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 lol @ tashta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 carevi to je standardno kod njih; kad smo akcijashili sa slovenkama na moru, pokazale su nam papir koji su dobile od agencije sa standardnim frazama - poziv na seks je bio 'jesi li za dobro kresanje?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 Obavestenja koja su slovenskii distributeri odstampali uz karte za prikazivanje filma Ljubise Samardzica "Nebeska udica": Samo da razjasnimo, biraj hoces li da budu slovenacki ili slovachki, posto slovenski tesko da mogu da budu ... :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longleyy Posted September 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 (edited) Ovo mi je stiglo na mail i svidelo mi se i samo sam c/p, mada kontam da je slovenacki :) Edited September 1, 2005 by Longleyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weasel Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 4 stepen komparacije Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troublemaker Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 :) Quote Mama, mama šta je to jebanje???Pa vidiš sine to je ruzna reč za nešto lepo:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch1zra Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 u picku materinu = beyond imaginable.. Quote Ko je nub ne budi mu drug. I mean you harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZerBah Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 ^^^^LOL! pa...ipak smo mi narod sa najvise psovki... ← Jesmo kurac! Quote А в чем сила, брат? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Jesmo :D Primer: Ako vam u gradskom autobusu saputnik kaze: "U, jebote, pun autobus!", to ne znaci da vam predlaze grupni seks sa putnicima, on samo izrazava cudjenje zbog guzve u autobusu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tibor2 Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 (edited) chizro aj menjaj avatar ne mogu da spavam..... [:(!] Edited September 2, 2005 by tibor~! Quote brandstack.com/users/portfolio/logos/gligorov \\ behance.net/gligorov 99designs.com/people/gligorov \\ twitter.com/MarkoGligorov \\ upstack.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 bio je jedan sajt sa nasim psovkama za vas koji mislite da nemamo najraznovrsnije. nek napishe neko ako ima ili potrazite na 2 ili 3 strani Quote I see by your outfit, that you are a cowboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suba Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Jesmo kurac! ← kurac nismo Quote EAT MY SHORTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doca Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Jesmo kurac! ← Bas smo na chasu ruskog pricali o tome... profesorka reche da rusi (ti valjda to znas) imaju dosta rechi ili gestova da nekog pozovu na pice... dok smo mi sampioni u psovanju 100% Quote Novi forum smrdi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dule_smor Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 chizro aj menjaj avatar ne mogu da spavam..... [:(!] ← ahaha:))...btw, kaze se slovenacki:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pUNyZ Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 haha rofl sto slovenci nemaju rec za kurcenje;)) Quote edesi.org :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azdaja Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 hahah do jajno je Quote � by Ivan_ alen je van konkurencije. � by Ignis Dei Alen mora da bude van konkurencije, jer je Macan � by Alen nije bitna strela nego indijanac. Baseball Club Beograd96 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cell Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Dobar,dobar. Quote Neukrotljivi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazica Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 Vrh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De1Rekt0n Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 Prajsles, sta reci vishe nego da smo nacija u picku materinu :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrthodoX Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 Mamu im jebem slovenacku, ko da nisu ziveli 50 godina sa nama pa im sad kao treba neki prevod... Quote FZ: I have a message to deliver to the cute people of the world...if you're cute, or maybe you're beautiful... there's MORE OF US UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE THAN YOU ARE!! So watch out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longleyy Posted September 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2005 Mislim da je doshlo do zabune ovo nije za slovence , vec slovake napisano :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted September 4, 2005 Report Share Posted September 4, 2005 Mislim da je doshlo do zabune ovo nije za slovence , vec slovake napisano :) ←Ma isti kurac! Quote Bjukenon Mitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watch:. Posted September 4, 2005 Report Share Posted September 4, 2005 Ne moze nam niko nista jaci smo od sudbine mogu samo da nam puse oni koje nas ne voleeeeeeee! :D Quote Ma necu ni da trosim reci na jajare i funjare i na sve ove cave sto iza ledja su se sunjale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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