Shale Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 za 14 dana pocece rushenje zgrade za koju svi u bg-u znaju, rushe je zato shto je elektricna instalacija jako losha, a i imaju problem sa velikim brojem glodara koji se nalaze u samoj zgradi, tako da umesto da izvrshe deratizaciju vlasti beograda su se ipak opredelile za bager....Sem ovih problema takodje Prituzbu i zahtev za iseljenje je podnela novinarska firma "Blic" jer su citacice dnevno uzimale od 100 do 200 primeraka ovog dnevnog lista ne bi li brisale prozore ili prosledjivale domarima za, takodje brisanje, bulje.Veliku prituzbu podneo je i salon automobila koji se nalazi na prvom spratu, rekli su da na nekom od spratova ima rupa u prozoru kroz koju ilaze golubovi i silaze u prizmlje da bi srali po njihovim najnovijim modelima chryslera i mercedesa koji su oni morali da poliraju svakog jutra usled ove cudne pojave fekalisanja gradskih ptica.Nisu sigurni da li je to kao deo osvete sto je jedan od njihovih zaposlenih pregazio goluba 5. oktobra 2000 godine ili akt ciste zajebancije beogradskih pernatih kenjaca.Jos jedan od razloga za rushenje zgrade jeste sto arheolozi kazu da je sagradjena na indijanskom groblju i da indijski duhovi narocito vole da se sprdaju sa pokretnim stepenicama i stoga oni predstavljaju pretnju svim beogradjanima koje mrzi da pomeraju dupe uz normalne stepenice. Idalje se razmatra nacin rushenja: -Bacanje atomske bombe -Barazna vatra artiljerije -Mazanje zgrade mashcu i pustanje horde glodara -Angazovanje demo-eksperta Bin-Ladena Nadlezni organi takodje ne znaju sta da rade sa sutom koji ce ostati kada se zgrada srusi nekim od gore navedenih metoda tako da ce kada se demoliranje obavi odrzati "Dan Ciscenja" kada ce svi beogradjani uzeti djubrovnik i metlicu i doci da pocite svoj deo.Po nekim proracunima vodjenim po populacijskim podacima iz 1804 svaki beogradjanim ce morati da pocisiti po 14 tona ! Steta nedostajace svima... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olorin Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Aprililililili, ala ga nakenja. Quote ..:100x su slali specijalce po mene a ja ih komad po komad vracam kuci isecene!:.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zivk0 Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Koliko ti je trebalo da sastavis ovaj tekst. Quote KURACCCCCCCCCCCCC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 patetičan pokušaj. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(MiGsa) Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 mrzi me da citam:) ( )... Quote <font size="1"><font color="white">... I tako isho ja sam pustinjom sa bozarom u ruci...</font id="white"></font id="size1"> <font color="orange"><font size="1">..Give me a kiss to build the dream on and my imagination will drive upon that sweet heart i ask no more than this a kiss to build the dream on....</font id="size1"></font id="orange"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickwood Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Ono sa Sremskom Mitrovicom je nebrojeno krace, al zavrsilo posao! Ovo me cak mrzelo da citam... Quote Ovdashnji P.S> nickwoode, zasto se ne "log_out"-ujes kad si na forumu sa mog kompa? DovlaGSI :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Pa dobro, barem se covek trudio, sto ste i vi na kraj srca ... Inace, sad kad nam vise nije najvisa zgrada u Beogradu/Srbiji/Balkanu, mogu i da je srushe i naprave neku vecu :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watch:. Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 recimo da naprave ne 2 nego 3 sestre :) Quote Ma necu ni da trosim reci na jajare i funjare i na sve ove cave sto iza ledja su se sunjale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dule_smor Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 gg za sm:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderer Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 dosta dobar pokusaj Quote -"Don't think, feel! It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory." -"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manager Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 mrzi me da citam posto znam o cemu se radi ... beda ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therion Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 da kao mi svi, dobar pokushaj itd.. kad ono u novinama: " tri radnika poginula tokom pokushaja rushenja Beogradjanke hordom glodara!" Quote lama ftw" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
domiNus Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 moj je bolji, ovo je prodato cim si spomenuo glodare :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolkonski Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Sve sami hejteri, a niko nista sam nije uradio. Stidite se. Odlicno Soul, ne obaziri se. Quote ----------------- nema vise zezanja A.B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cell Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Al se covek ipak potrudio. Quote Neukrotljivi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shale Posted April 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 e hej hej ne omalovazavajte moje iskusno iskenjavanje povodom 1. aprila ! Treba da bude smesno.... Mogao sam i ja da napisem "KUGA U MERKATORU" ili tako nesto pa da svi ulete i onda vide o cemu se radi...to je bzvz....bar po meni ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weasel Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Cim sam video da je ruse zbog glodara znao sam da je zezanje Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasuke-kun Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 dobar pokusaj. da nije 1. april dosao bi ti kuci i pokidao bi ti tastaturu Quote http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/1829/lol4thlk6.jpg kako pricati sa GM-om Paladins are gay Blizzard loves paladins Therefore, Blizzard is gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VELIKI KURAC Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 (edited) ... Edited November 26, 2021 by VELIKI KURAC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sa1Nt Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 nice one ;) same reason as kruko, mogao si da napishesh i da rushe sqpshtinu, nisam obaveshten :P @gotenks: samoupucaj se shto pre MOLIM TE......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Poshto mrzim prvoafrilske shale, moracu da kaznim i ovog autora topica: znaci... ...Arrrrrrrrr !!! Quote Унутра је сигурно читава експлозија радости и магије! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rev Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Ovaj forum je postao pun zajebanih likova, poceo sam da se plasim da dolazim.. a prosek godina im je 8.5... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iguana Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 rusenje zgrade zbog pacova???? brate, onda u indiji bi ljudi josh uvek ziveli u zemunicama. Quote It's nice to be good, but it's nothing compared to being bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spu [RuR] Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 brate igz aprililili ;) Quote Everytime I cross the line I push the boundaries out a little... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 e hej hej ne omalovazavajte moje iskusno iskenjavanje povodom 1. aprila ! Treba da bude smesno.... Mogao sam i ja da napisem "KUGA U MERKATORU" ili tako nesto pa da svi ulete i onda vide o cemu se radi...to je bzvz....bar po meni ! O ne! Nisam ja kriv majke mi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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