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Bernstein: No matter how much we punish him, Ferguson won't stop badmouthing the referees, Mike.

Riley: I know, I'm sick of it. Let's just appoint Howard Webb for Sunday to shut him up.

Bernstein: Agreed. We'll ring Howard and tell him.

[bernstein dials old rotary phone]

Webb: Glory glory Man United, this is Howard.

Riley: Howard, it's Mike Riley. I just wanted tell you that you'll be working the Man United v Chelsea match this weekend.

Webb: I can't.

Riley: Why not?

Webb: I'm playing for United. The boss said that Michael Carrick is worse at football than a Darron Gibson is at Twitter so I'll be playing in the midfield. I'm so excited!

Riley: You can't be serious, Howard. You won't be playing for Manchester United and Alex Ferguson is not your boss!

Webb: Yeah, he is. He sends me a dead cat once a week with a note attached that says "I'm your boss! Fergie xx"

Riley: I don't believe this.

Webb: I know, I can't believe it, either. I've dreamed of this day for so long!

Riley: Well, you're not playing in that match. You'll be the referee and that's final, Howard.

Webb: Fine.

Riley: And you'll show a player a red card if he kicks an opponent in the chest, like we talked about?

Webb: Fine.

Riley: Good.

Webb: Can I wear my Man United shirt while I work, though?

Riley: No.

Webb: Please?

Riley: No!

Webb: You probably won't even make me a sandwich after the match with bread shaped like a heart the way Mr. Alex does, will you?

Riley: Yeah, no.

Webb: (quietly weeps)

 

  Ivan_ said:

gruja novi alen

  Ivan said:

ko bi, po vama, trebalo da bude poznat i javna ličnost, a nije, iz ovog ili onog razloga?

evo, ja ću za početak navesti dvojicu: kojot i gruja.

 

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dace bog celsi iz nepostojeceg penala i ofsajda od tri metra

 

  Ivan_ said:

gruja novi alen

  Ivan said:

ko bi, po vama, trebalo da bude poznat i javna ličnost, a nije, iz ovog ili onog razloga?

evo, ja ću za početak navesti dvojicu: kojot i gruja.

 

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  On 5/6/2011 at 3:52 PM, manager said:

cale se izlozio da prvi put u zivotu stavi pare u kladionicu, posto je ubedjen da mancester sa ovom igrom dobija celzi.

jos kada je cuo koliko moze da dobije, samo je zacutao. cekam da se smejem :)

ajoj, cale je uvek u pravu :/

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