markotod91 Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Mene uporno ubedjuju da sam morao da je vadim jos sa 17 godina, ali zakonski "moras" tek sa 18. Od kako igram sa Krekijem, moja zena vise ne hrche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LESkOpoz Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 bas sam danas citao,da je po tom nekom "novom" zakonu,potrebno da se sa 16 godina podnese zahtev...e sad,koliko je to obavezno i kaznjivo,nemam pojma... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristian Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Meni su jednom hteli da pisu tu kaznu od 5k jer nisam imao licnu kartu kod sebe. Drugar koji je bio sa mnom pita organa kao :" neces valjda studentu da pises kaznu od 5k?" Organ:" Mozda hocu a mozda i necu?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prota_ Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Ono, nemash lichnu i kazhesh da se zovesh Ferika Jozhef i zhivish u Farkazhdinu ulica Glavna 5. Evo imam ponosno lichnu vetj metar dana, i za sve shto sam je iskoristio je pljuge pre 2 nedelje i kladionica danas. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArktickaLubenica Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Liverpul razneo Real, dokazao sam sebi koliko sam cool, sada da odgledam Djavoljeg Advokata pa kunt ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vlada92 Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 lol proto dal ti trazili.... za ovo prvo je smehotres..a za ovo drugo kapiram da si bio u mozzartu... -Ukoliko neka devojka sedi negde sama NIKADA joj nemojte prici, sesti pored nje i izvaditi digitron i pitati je jel zna da racuna, ona kaze da zna, i reci "racunaj da cu te jebati" (osoba cija je ovo fora ima 30 godina i NIKADA nije imao devojku koja ima sve zube) ▲ ▲ ▲ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manager Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 omg first?? pa gde je radni narod? zabusava, a? dobrojutroske \o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4ts0 Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Ono, nemash lichnu i kazhesh da se zovesh Ferika Jozhef i zhivish u Farkazhdinu ulica Glavna 5. Evo imam ponosno lichnu vetj metar dana, i za sve shto sam je iskoristio je pljuge pre 2 nedelje i kladionica danas. :/ XeeeXeee i onda ti raspolozen-za-salu organ kaze "seretem seretem eh moj dobri lepi janos" You may have gone to Cambridge, but I'm an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Dobro jutro svima... nema nista od basketa, naprslo rebro :( QUOTE (Kojot @ Apr 21 2009, 03:24)relnao pametna devojka se ili iskenaj pre sexa ili se izklistira tusem i namaze pomadom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted March 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Čoveče gledam onaj slikovni horoskop u Blicu, mislim da nikad nije bilo više onih "srca" nego danas. Ko ne bude jebo do kraja dana treba da se ubije! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexG Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 (edited) Kako si to uspeo, majke ti? /edit Ubacio se Vudu, pitanje je za Nemketa Edited March 11, 2009 by AlexG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4ts0 Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Dobro jutro svima... nema nista od basketa, naprslo rebro :( Sad konacno jednom u zivotu budi srbenda, kad se zalecis nadjes tog sto te lupio, dodjemo kole kojot i ja, dok mu ja zickam cigaru, vi ga obarate, zgazimo ga fer 4 na 1, i onda kao slag na tortu dok lezi krvav, stane Kole iznad njega i kaze : "Revenge is dish best served cold" Sta ce Kjoot raditi nakon toga sa njim (zed? krele? aparat za zavarivanje?) nije za mentalnu sliku. You may have gone to Cambridge, but I'm an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 @Ale Skocio da "zalepim bananu" beku, ovaj me isfintirao i podmetnuo rame, na koje sam ja pao, jel`te, rebrima :( @igor [roflmao] QUOTE (Kojot @ Apr 21 2009, 03:24)relnao pametna devojka se ili iskenaj pre sexa ili se izklistira tusem i namaze pomadom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markotod91 Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 @Vlada: pff, ja sam u Mozzart ulazio pre godinu dana komotno bez LK. Izjeba me goddamn Juventus - Chelsea !@#$% Od kako igram sa Krekijem, moja zena vise ne hrche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malatrolapunakontrolora Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 @Corey , tamo pljackaju ko nehumani za DL... btw juce sam postavio sebi licni rekord u jurcanju po gradu, i to citavih 9h na nogama jos uvek pokusavam da se oporavim od istog ali barem je sve sredjeno tako da sam miran! Have you ever noticed that it's only 'perfect' people who are murdered or killed in horrific accidents? "He was the perfect son" or "She was the perfect daughter." "Such a tragic accident they were the perfect family." "They died together, the perfect couple till the end." Makes me glad I abuse my kids and beat up my wife. Kind of makes me immortal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted March 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 DL-ovi su 120 kinti prekoputa pumpe u Džona Kenedija. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malatrolapunakontrolora Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Ziv bio Voodoo :D Have you ever noticed that it's only 'perfect' people who are murdered or killed in horrific accidents? "He was the perfect son" or "She was the perfect daughter." "Such a tragic accident they were the perfect family." "They died together, the perfect couple till the end." Makes me glad I abuse my kids and beat up my wife. Kind of makes me immortal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal1mero Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Ono, nemash lichnu i kazhesh da se zovesh Ferika Jozhef i zhivish u Farkazhdinu ulica Glavna 5. Evo imam ponosno lichnu vetj metar dana, i za sve shto sam je iskoristio je pljuge pre 2 nedelje i kladionica danas. :/ e moj proto :D pa privedu te u stanicu ;) utvrde ti identitet :D i napisu ti kaznu ;) Нема будућности без истине. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manager Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 i promene mu licni opis usput, zato sto ih je zajebavao ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grb1tj Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 dolazi mi danas keva u shkolu na savet roditelja, a nemam dobar razlog da je sprechim u tome :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Vudu, jel ima možda neka prodavnica bliže centru ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted March 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Ima Alfa Media u Balkanskoj kod Žapca (koji je valjda zatvoren), al ne znam koje su cene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Pa cena da bude oko 100, pošto ovi u prolazu prodaju za 200 :)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cartman_ Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Addicted to Internet! Nisam juche ceo dan imao net,krizirao sam ispod kreveta!!! :( ONE LOVE, TJM! www.last.fm/user/uNkindTJM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prota_ Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 lol proto dal ti trazili.... za ovo prvo je smehotres..a za ovo drugo kapiram da si bio u mozzartu... Za pljuge je bio neki supermarket u blizini shkole pa kao mora lichna, a u mocartu je opushteno bez lichne, trazhili su mi u Balkan Betu. Izjeba me goddamn Juventus - Chelsea !@#$% Svi ljudi za koje znam da su se juche kladili su izduvali na chelzi, sa njima i ja. e moj proto :D pa privedu te u stanicu ;) utvrde ti identitet :D i napisu ti kaznu ;) Shalio sam se, znam da ne mozhesh da ih slazhesh, ako imash vishe od 12 godina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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