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voodoo_

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  1. Promenio ploču, morao da reinstaliram Windows, srećom Vistu i programe sredim za sat vremena za razliku od XP-a gde mi ode pola dana, al zato stari box kuler više neće lepo da nalegne i drži se na jednom pinu, sutra moram da kupujem novi mnjaaaoooooo procesor mi ide na 80 stepeni u leru i ne smem ništa intenzivnije da radim da ne ode sve u kurac, moram večeras jako da se napijem, konzole su zakon, na kurac sa PC-jem.
  2. User: Sex? Cleverbot: Male. User: No, do you want sex? Cleverbot: Don't be so rude we have just met you cheeky monkey. User: You're living in the past, man. Cleverbot: Is that the punchline? User: Yup, your mum thinks so. Cleverbot: What would happen if you were to inhale underwater? User: I haven's swim for years. Cleverbot: 18 years... That's a lot. User: Yep, young pussies are the best. Cleverbot: Damn right you are. You're the King. User: Not as much as you. Cleverbot: If you're less girl than I am, you are a guy. [New conversation] Cleverbot: Do you like my tie? User: Is it a woman's tie? Cleverbot: Yes, it very well could be. User: It looks pretty on your tits. Cleverbot: How come? User: Because you have pretty tits. Cleverbot: But I have a heart. User: Yes, and the path to your heart leads over your tits. Cleverbot: Maths is not the meaning of life. Hello, you're talking to a person who has studied maths. User: College girls are my favourites. Cleverbot: I don't like flowers, I prefer trees with antelopes. User: I prefer no bushes at all. Cleverbot: I'd prefer not to know. User: Yeah, I don't need to show you everything by talking. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: I thought you know it. Cleverbot: Yep. Sometimes nobody can help you except youself. User: That's wiener talk. Cleverbot: Indeed, unlike you. User: Yeah, I'm all manly and stuff. Cleverbot: Male models, did I guess correctly? User: Not exactly a model. Cleverbot: No, but sometimes. User: Ok, got to go now. Cleverbot: Ok. Ovo je bolja konverzacija od 90% onih koje sam vodio proteklih nedelja.
  3. Orly? http://forum.klanrur.rs/index.php?showtopic=234904480
  4. Ne, nego je jedno 20 ljudi na Benchmarku tada pokupovalo ovu ploču i teralo svoje procesore na nekim suludim gigahercima na njoj. A koštala je 60-70 evra, i još uvek drži cenu. Nego eto, zalomio mi se loš primerak (woe is me...)
  5. Pa ova ploča je svojevremeno bila best-baj hit. Al jebiga...
  6. Ploča mi brlja, butuje se iz petog puta i to kad vadim i vraćam memoriju i SATA kablove... sad moram da kupujem novu, jer kad ovu odnesem mamlazima na reklamaciju, držaće je tamo mesec dana. U kurac :( edit: jes vrh, istekla i garancija. Kako je divno kada dan počneš sa 50 evra manje...
  7. Glupa Opera, kad pritiskam Alt+Shift dok kucam da bih prebacio tastaturu, fokus mi ode gore u menu bar i moram još jednom da pritisnem Alt da se vrati na sajt. Ovo se ne dešava u drugim browserima.
  8. http://www.mininova.org/tor/2831735
  9. "Ok sviraju" nije isto što "imam upalu mišića od ludih bugara". Imam energije, na Lajbahu mi je bilo super. I nemoj da ti nolajfer malo nalupa šamare, majmune.
  10. Kome se svidela ona užasna bugarska improvizacija taj treba da se ubije. Nek idu u neke beloruske i moldavske zaseoke da to sviraju, možda tamo i ispadnu kul.
  11. Koliko sabija ova nova Opera, ne mogu da verujem da ću se vratiti na nju posle toliko godina Mozille i Firefoxa...
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