Junkie

zelene

sad sam ustao , i dalje sam u komi od talamasce sinoc .... mnogo je bila dobra zurka... malo decurlije , vise seniora... sad pokusavam da skupim snage da se istusiram , pa kod bakice na ruchak

neither ... jagoda ftw...

konacno gajbi... sad odo da se srucim u krevet na jedno 15ak sati spavanja posle 2 dana nespavanja

ja sam za pivo.... ae otvorimo striktno mushki podforum da mozemo da se gejishemo na miru

e jebi se... ortak mi je ovo pustao pre neki dan i ne mogu vise normalno da slusam pesme

fino , fino , al suvishe pimp za moj ukus

let'em rip ... cenim da je vecina uvek dobro raspolozena za usmereni megahejt

brooooookkaaaaa.... osecam se ponizeno .... beba moze da me prejebe u brejku

da .. i sad sam resio problem... ne gasim komp uopshte

dok ne premestis komp da ti bude na dohvat ruke kad se probudis... ovako imas lag do kompa koji moras necim da popunis

fin dan ,s obzirom da je pocheo u 17 sahata.... ceo dan bleja po netu , par konstruktivnih razgovora i tako.... sad slusam kako neko u zgradi prekoputa priziva vanzemaljce "svirajuci" na kristalnim chashama......

pa prestao bi kad bi mogao da setkam jedinice kao komp

An evil dragon has kidnapped a beautiful princess and locked her into the dungeon of his castle. Now it is described how metalheads of the different metal subgenres would rescue the princess as "hero" of the story. POWER METAL: The hero rides to the castle on a white unicorn, defeats the dragon in an epic battle in a storm on the edge of a huge cliff. Then he rescues the princess and both make love in a magic forest. THRASH METAL: The hero walks by, kills the dragon, rescues the princess and fucks her. HEAVY METAL: The hero comes riding on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks some beer and fucks the princess. FOLK METAL: The hero arrives with some mates who play flute, violin, accordion and some other instruments. They're having a party with lots of beer and mead and make the dragon sleep with their music and with dancing. Then hey leave again ... without the princess. VIKING METAL: The hero arrives in a dragonship, kills the dragon with his mighty greataxe, moults him, rapes the princess to death, steals her possesion and burns the castle before he leaves. DEATH METAL: The hero arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess, kills her and leaves. BLACK METAL: The hero arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and spears him in front of the castle. Then he rapes the princess, drinks her blood in an unholy ritualm, then kills her and spears her next to the dragon. GORE METAL: The hero arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his bowels all around the castle. Then he fucks the princess, kills her and fucks her corpse again, slices her stomach and eats her bowels and fucks her again. DOOM METAL: The hero arrives. He sees how big the dragon is and thinks he will never be able to kill him. He falls into a deep depression and commits suicide. The dragon eats him and the princess. PROGRESSIV METAL: The hero arrives with a guitar and play a 26 minutes solo! The dragon commits suicide cuz he is so bored. The hero enters the chamber of the beautiful princess and plays another solo in which all his technical ability, which he has perfected during the last years at his music school. The princess runs away and looks for the heavy metal hero. GLAM METAL: The hero arrives and the dragon laughs himself to death. The hero steals the princess' make-up and decides to paint the castle pink. NU METAL: The hero arrives in a shabby Honda Civic, trys to fight the dragon but his gay baggy-pants catch fire and he dies. GRINDCORE: The hero arrives, grunting and growling something unidentifiable and leaves after one minute. NSBM: The aryan hero arrives yelling 14/88 and looks for the princess. He sends the jewish dragon to a concentration camp. The dragon contacts Israel and the hero is convicted under crimes of racism. TR00 KVLT BLACK METAL: The hero doesn't show cuz he doesn't want to fight the dragon. CHRISTIAN/WHITE METAL: The hero prays to god that he will take away this satanic creature. then he tells the princess that they can't have sex before they're married. FUN/HAPPY METAL: The hero shouts "I am the protector of all nonsense! But ONLY of nonsense!" The dragon kills the hero and the princess laughs her ass off. znachi umro sam .... umro..respawn..umro...respawn... i danje umirem od smejanja

brooka

hehehe.... gledao davno , al nisam mogao da sjurim ..... audi FTW ocu ja kadilaka od platine :PP

e ocu i ja sendvich .... igz aj izdejstvuj 2 komada /me and my cat are tuna lovers

jbg ... lupio sam reply s prve strane... noobzor

ostanu zivi, al ne tako sto se ustekaju u fort, nego pobiju sve ostale

uuuu... onda bi mogao da radim komp fore tipa saljem 4 unita u 4 razlicita pravca u isto vreme..... DAJ TE IMPLANTE

dzanki = dve desne noge (a levonog sam , ako taj termin uopste postoji) mogu da banem ko cheerlidersica jednino

e pa jbg.. alternativa je da probas kod nekog ko ima neki audigy i kx drajvere, pa da vidis dal radi kako ti se svidja... pa uzmi... cenim da ti je frka , al ako neko ne zna provereno , to ti je the second best thing

nije losha fora , al bi bilo mnogo bolje da imas npr na vrhovima prstiju 2 "pokazivacha" kao desni i levi klik... onda bi bilo 2x bolje nego mish tast