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jutro svima \o/

nema izlazenja iz kuce do 6 uveche... moram da isplaniram nesto da slain-ujem vreme :D

Have you ever noticed that it's only 'perfect' people who are murdered or killed in horrific accidents?

"He was the perfect son" or "She was the perfect daughter."

"Such a tragic accident they were the perfect family."

"They died together, the perfect couple till the end."

Makes me glad I abuse my kids and beat up my wife.

Kind of makes me immortal.

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mrzi me da sad i na srpskom pishem lol

last night i dreamt that i was driving around with my mom on Frushka Gora (its a beautiful monuntain next to my town) when suddenly a volcano erupted! and we left the car and ran on foot

when the lava cooled down somehow our car appered next to the city bridge and i was forced to go there by my mom, but every time i went there i forgot some random significant tool which i needed to restore my car to life and all the people who didnt really like me in high school were there to laugh at me for being that stupid (but they laughed discreetly cause they are cunts and dont have the balls to laugh at my face)

later on i dreamt that i was in an old abandoned house and that im a dark seer (a hero from dota) and that im being chased by drow ranger (a female hero from dota) so im running around till i collect enough money for sacred relic and the radiance recipe. when i do i turn around and make love to her (cause she turns out to be my gf and that we were only having some fun) but while cumming i cast my second spell, somehow from within and i burn her neck ("a little something to remember me by" as i told her, for whatever reason). anyway, some bandits appear and start chasing us, but, out of nowhere, heiko laux appeared and started helping us. we escaped and now were at heikos place, right? so hes telling me that drow ranger gave me aids and hes talking about some liquid that u put on ur dick and it burns it, giving u, somehow, more time to live (he even showed me how to make/cook it). i was unsure if id use it cause i still havent been to the doctor and i dont wanna burn my dick if i dont have aids but hes persuading me to do it cause he "knows how things are". in the meanwhile some random guys are raping the drow ranger (my girlfriend) but its ok cause shell give them aids :D. the last thing i remember is heiko laux and me visiting a record shop.

neka osoba glupak hehe

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Jebote kakvo mi shuntavilo u mozgu pocheo sam opet da spajam po nedelju dana da se ne treznim...a to shto padam godinu,ma ko pa jebe to uopshte :((

У једној старој књизи читао сам чудну причу; а враг би га знао откуд мени та књига из неког смешног времена, у коме је било много слободоумних закона, а нимало слободе; држали се говори и писале књиге о привреди, а нико ништа није сејао; цела земља претрпана моралним поукама, а морала није било; у свакој кући пун таван логика, али памети није било; на сваком кораку говорило се о штедњи, а расипало се на све стране, а сваки зеленаш и нитков могао је себи купити за неколико гроша титулу: велики народни родољуб. 
Радоје Домановић - "Страдија" 1902. -

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ovaj lag je lud. onomad je posle nekog rejva spavao kod mene; sad shvatam da je sreća što se nisam probudio sa nožem u lobanji.

(ko baci gej foru, banovaće ga vudu.)

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 Ti interaktivni snovi su najgori, o cemu god da su, po defaultu uvaljuju samo u nevolju. Sad skoro, pred kraj semestra, sam sanjao kako se vozim busom po mozgu, smor sve sivo, i samo jedna stanica tamo negde u hipotalamusu vodi napolje, i ja lepo svestan svega toga i cekam da stignem, sve na vreme da ustanem za predavanja, kad ono upada kontrola, al' nema veze, i'am markicu, medjutim kako prilazi sve blize, ja izvaljujem da je to Haus, koji na kraju dodje kod mene i krene da me udara stapom po glavi jer sam glupi klinac koji ne zna nista, i na sta je svet spao. I tu se mi pickaramo, i cinilo mi se da se drzim jako dobro doduse, dok se na kraju on nije smorio i reko: "Daj markicu da vidim", ja dam, i on je pocepa onako na dva dela smekerski, ja gledam zaprepascen, a on u fazonu: "you can't beat me asshole, duh" i onako prepoznatljivo se nasmeje pederski i otsepa ka drugom delu basa, a u tom trenutku ja izlecem iz busa ko onaj matori iz monty pythona, i onda sam morao pesaka da trcim do stanice, pa sam kasnio 2 sata na faks, i niko mi nije verovao :(

 A i ono iz srednje skole, mislim da sam pricao nekad na nekom topiku, kad sam se zaludeo NWN-om i igrao po ceo dan, u snu sam bio neki paladin/warrior/kurac koji je pored healtha na svakom monsteru video i vreme potrebno da se d'ubije, a imam i neki casio, mnogo ruzan sat, na levoj ruci i planiram lepo kol'ko mi treba vremena da d'ubijem, kol'ko mogu, monstetra i ustanem na vreme. I u zadnjih 3 minuta naletim na crnog zmaja, pride imunog na magiju, kasnio sam 3 casa :(

:-)

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chika vudu moze li moja mama da dodje na otvorena vrata?

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Evo je, bice nevolje...

Unutar svake normalne osobe postoji ludak koji se bori da izbije na povrsinu. Niko ne poludi brze od potpuno normalne osobe.

One... Two... Freddy's coming for you...

Three... Four... Better lock the door...

Five... Six... Grab a crucifix...

Seven... Eight... Gonna stay up late...

Nine... Ten... Never sleep again!!!

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ovaj lag je lud. onomad je posle nekog rejva spavao kod mene; sad shvatam da je sreća što se nisam probudio sa nožem u lobanji.

(ko baci gej foru, banovaće ga vudu.)

Mozda zato sto si se probudio sa necim drugim u necem drugom :)

Ovo nije gej fora!!!!

Ko ovo shvati kao gej foru, taj je gej!!!

:)

Vudu, znam gde ti brat ide u skolu!

@Witch

Ti nesto mnogo nudis tu kevu! :)

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QUOTE (Kojot @ Apr 21 2009, 03:24)

relnao pametna devojka se ili iskenaj pre sexa ili se izklistira tusem i namaze pomadom

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pokusavam da je se otarasim vec godinama, da nasledim kucu i bazen :o)))

Code Realms

Evo je, bice nevolje...

Unutar svake normalne osobe postoji ludak koji se bori da izbije na povrsinu. Niko ne poludi brze od potpuno normalne osobe.

One... Two... Freddy's coming for you...

Three... Four... Better lock the door...

Five... Six... Grab a crucifix...

Seven... Eight... Gonna stay up late...

Nine... Ten... Never sleep again!!!

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