Veljok Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Ja jedva chekam prvi sex, ulazim u neke faze gde, kad vidim neku dobru, napalim se ko nenormalan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Od gledanja vajde nema! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChemerBoy Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 mislis "salameta" Quote ajde ne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 od gledanja vajde salameta? Quote Bjukenon Mitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veljok Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 pa jebiga, moram da gledam, kad ne mogu u akciju Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Što, jel ti fali neka ruka ili noga? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaveN Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 moramo otvoriti neki topik da jebachi objasne nama devicama kako i na koju foru Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veljok Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 ne fali mi nishta... vama shto ste Jebali 29595295 puta je lako da prichate sad, a verujem da ste se crvenili i bilo vas sramota "prvi put" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Jesi čuo Ivane, i ti si crvenio! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 varaš se, čak mu je ejakuacija trajala taman kolko treba : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gruja Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 ja kad sam prvi put jebo nisam ni svrsio. Quote gruja novi alenko bi, po vama, trebalo da bude poznat i javna ličnost, a nije, iz ovog ili onog razloga?evo, ja ću za početak navesti dvojicu: kojot i gruja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaveN Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 cek,, jel to dobro ili loshe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encore Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 ahahah sad sam se setio topica kad je gruja mislio da je riba sto je prco zatrudnela ahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leisure Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 grujin sin igra u petlicima zvezde i najbolji je Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encore Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FATA Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 prosle godine zimujem na kopu, i tako sedim u kaficu kad odjednom 5 ribetina krene da me juri sa povicima " ocemo da te jebemo " i tako izletim napolje i zajasem prve motorne skije koje sam video, okrecem se preko levog ramena i uocavam sneznu oluju iza 5 ribetina na motornim skijama. posle 5minutne jurnjave nailazim na raskrsnicu, ukljucujem levi migavac i skrecem desno, ribe kao ribe glupe skrenuse levo a ja sacuvah svog vilija. to je bila moja jedina prilika do dana danasnjeg ali sam pobegao i jos nisam jebao, zivot je kucka a onda umres. Quote prevelik ti avatar m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilauda Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 ja sam jednom otisao u prodavnicu i ostavio kola ispred otkljucana jel niko ne sme da mi dira kola, i kad sam se vratio vidim dve ribe sede na zadnjem sedistu i nisu htele da izadju dok ih nisam izjebao, i eto tako Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaudDib Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 jednog dana probudio se i napravio sendvich sa slikom. pohasam sve to sa 2l apsinta i isperem usta zofnom od 5l. sednem u mudomobil i skochim preko ograde na brankovom mostu. tamo dole zhurka. ulazi mi ariel-a u kola i krene da mi shipu dok se nasadjuje na menjach. lupih joj shamar kad krene da mi lizhe jaja "kuchko perajem si mi izbila pljugu". rekoh malom hermitu da odjebe sa pevanjem. izbacim kuchku kod prvog morskog grebena, al ne lazhi vrazhe mudomobil presisao. izadjem napolje iz kola da se malo umijem chistim dunavom i ispruzhim prst. u tom trenutku prolazi autobus 23 otvaraju se vrata, kad lucky mashinovodja srche jenkem iz kese i nadrkano mi dobacuje "jel ulazish il ne". udjoh, a ono unutra baba fat(s)o vratja se kalenitja, ja je pitah poshto celer, a ona mi reche "ololo". dosta je bilo priche, udje bolkonske koje na govno liche. bacishe neku rimu loshu i posrashe se u noshu. Quote • crno nam se piše • belo nam se šmrče • mind over matter • jebo sam vam mater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 u tom trenutku prolazi autobus 23 otvaraju se vrata, kad lucky mashinovodja srche jenkem iz kese i nadrkano mi dobacuje "jel ulazish il ne" upravo sam zamislio lakija masinovodju :) Quote Bjukenon Mitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 [roflmao] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 gde je u celoj toj priči kojot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mohican Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Gleda sa neba jer je u tom svetu on bog :P Quote OPTIMISED FOR HUMAN OPTICAL NERVEBEST VIEWED WITH A MONITOR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ak4t0R Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Igrao sam Warcraft i riba mi je blajvila. Ja igrao dotu i isto mi se desilo cak sam morao da napisem : "sry guys but my girlfriend is too horney so i must go afk for 15-20 mins so i could pleas her and play with u sry again" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epicAlpha Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 ZAMISLI! Quote Našikam se i pravim haos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prota_ Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 JA SMA JEBOA ELFKINJU JEDNOM ! I DUPEA ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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