voodoo_ Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Što ti njemu nisi rekao de si ustašo? :)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crno-Sunce Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 danas sam konacno otkrio ko je najgora stoka medju stokama majku li im jebem raspalu da im jebem... jebeni tadzikistanci... daklen ministarska konferencija na kojoj je govorni jezik engleski. poslali ministra koji ne zna tri reci engleskog jezika. dakle lepo oni njih smestili u hotele od 3 i 4 zvezdice, a oni svi izasli iz tih hotela, prebacili se u hotele od 2 zvezdice i spavaju po njih trojica u sobi. al ajde ok, dobro cigani ste al sta se moze. jutros na poslu imao neku frku i sve kasnije mirno i ja ono srecan blejim i pusim pljugu i pijem chaj i cekam da mi istekne radno vreme kad upadaju dva tadzikistanca sa spikom "znate mi smo bili ovde na rucku i nama je nestao novcanik" pokrenemo opstu pretragu hotela, a novcanika nigde nema... oni kukaju, seli u hol i cimaju nas da zovemo sve jebene konobare, tu negde na pola ja ispizdim i okrenem seficu da je pitam sta da radim. naravno kako to sve ide, ona kaze ok, pokusaj da ih smiris vidi da nadjes novcanik ja saljem pandure da daju izjavu i dolazim. i sad ja dodjem kod njih jer sve to mora biti uradjeno fino i lepo i kazem im "nemojte da brinete, sacekajte malo sad ce doci policija da vam uzme izjave i sve ce se lepo srediti" "Sta policija kako zasto" "pa zbog novcanika" "a zato" odu oni i obave par telefona stvori se jos 4 tadzikistanca, sidje njihov ministar. i sta se desi? oni tu nesto gundjaju kenjaju. dodju do mene i pocnu da mi govore "znate mi hocemo da platimo sve usluge hotela i djus i vodku"(tim recima) I POSLE TOGA SVI SE JEBENO POKUPE I ODU IZ HOTELA!!! dolazi direktor, dolazi moja sefica, dolaze panduri, svi me cimaju i smaraju "sta se desilo, daj izvestaj, daj licnu kartu da te upisemo, daj telefon blablabla"... zvoni mi telefon iz centrale "e nasli su neki novcanik u interu zovi da proveris dalj e to taj" "pa gde su oni" "pa kako su mogli da odu" "e ovo je neki bugarin nije tadzikistanac, zovi hotel balkan mozda su tamo bili".... a ja onako tuzno gledam na sat i mislim "jos samo sat vremena pa idem kuci... jos samo sat vremena pa idem kuci jos samo sat vremena..." prokleti da su svi tadzikistanci... If there's some higher power that controls my fate, i would like to meet him, shake his hand, then crack open his ribcage and tear out his heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dušan_ Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Odo da pijem. Znam da vas to zanima :))) Mehaničke karakteristike dobijene ispitivanjem mašinskih delova izrađenih od nehomogenih materijala pod dejstvom statičke zatežuće sile približno odgovaraju mehaničkim karakteristikama standardne epruvete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prota_ Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 tadzikisntanci su mistichan nardod ! al cigani ko cigani Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda_ Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Gledam underworld keca i i dalje ganjam drugu kockicu !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 mmm, kejt bekinsejl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kole Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 opa vudu, prave vrednosti, respect ;o) grandž je bio devedesetih 1985, the gooines, stariji burazer... prvi put da sam video da se nosi t-shirt preko sweatshirta (i shorc preko trenerke 4 that matter ;o))) bio mini-rhh nakon 2nedeljne pauze, bili i spec guest starovi - imenjak i njegov drugo rambo i naravno ivan da nam hejtuje dotu =o)...nije bio stildzhe da ga pitamo za orange box za sledecu nedelju...kisha bila slaba dzhaba sam vukao nesklopivi megakishobran...i tako... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dule_smor Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Kole, jel to Rihanin kishobran ololo....odoh da spavam... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tibor2 Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 - muertav umoran. - buahahah, najjaci sam ipak. - Imam dva procesora = vray dve kockice = do jaja. \o/ brandstack.com/users/portfolio/logos/gligorov \\ behance.net/gligorov 99designs.com/people/gligorov \\ twitter.com/MarkoGligorov \\ upstack.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dušan_ Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 Beshee to dobra piojanka... Mehaničke karakteristike dobijene ispitivanjem mašinskih delova izrađenih od nehomogenih materijala pod dejstvom statičke zatežuće sile približno odgovaraju mehaničkim karakteristikama standardne epruvete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Gotti_ Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 killy laze bre ....ne mogu da verujem don't grow up it's a trap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 pojeo sam 5 jaja i jedan paradajz znam da vas sve zanima upravo to ahahahaah my young padawan :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gruja Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 popuse mi kurac organizatori vecerasnje zurke,kao i obezbedjenje iz andergraunda gruja novi alenko bi, po vama, trebalo da bude poznat i javna ličnost, a nije, iz ovog ili onog razloga?evo, ja ću za početak navesti dvojicu: kojot i gruja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 Meni isto mater im jebem, pogotovu onom dementiranom crnogorcu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cartman_ Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 (edited) o5 poremecen san! \o/ ___________/)_________\o/___________ SHARK ATTACK!!!!!! mislim da sam vide VEGE-a vecheras :D Edited October 13, 2007 by uNkind ONE LOVE, TJM! www.last.fm/user/uNkindTJM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 šta je to bilo u anderu? u skc-u vrh jebo te miš, kruko... jebi ga :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sting Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 Dao sam uslov. We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most and that is the indifference of good men ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 Napravio sam cedevitu, skuvao pu er i pojeo jedan munchmallow :) Pustio neku muziku i sad se odmaram pravo da vam kazhem (od spavanja da ;)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iguana Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 šta je to bilo u anderu? u skc-u vrh jebo te miš, kruko... jebi ga :) a u skandalu tek vrh. pevaljka sa diplomom... It's nice to be good, but it's nothing compared to being bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urgh Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 i cile koji hetuje detetinu od 20 leta:)) No one can survive becoming a legend.i ja kazem jebiga! Kao da je jebiga neka magichna rech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prota_ Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 probudio se mmmm , kafa mmmm , uzhivanje mmmm :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iguana Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 i cile koji hetuje detetinu od 20 leta:)) pa dobro, nije bio pravi hejt nego vishe nedetektovanje na riba radaru It's nice to be good, but it's nothing compared to being bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manager Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 pechene paprike u ulju i belom luku Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dule_smor Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 jebem ti selo od smedereva, ceo jebeni dan nema vode u celom gradu...smrdim na alkohol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kole Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 smrdim na alkohol... hahahaha ovde ima like jedno 5-6 comebackova chovek ne zna sta bi pre... recimo: - ko bi rekao ;oP - pa kad se kupash u alkoholu =o) - da je na nesto drugo realno ti ne bi verovali da si dule =o) - hocesh retji "prijatno se osecam na svoj favourite passtime" ;o) - mene chudi zasto to vec do sada nisi flashirao i marketovao kao "Eau de DhouleYette - You don't have to be drunnk to smell like it!" ;o) - da li je alkoholni smrad tolikog intenziteta da te po smederevu vijaju akosi koji kriziraju u zhelji da te, ololo, liznu ;oP - budi sretjan dule! sad je idalna prilika da nadjesh devojku svojih snova! izadjesh takav u grad i pustish hemiju da uchini svoje! ;oD i tako...kad je dobar predlozhak materijal se pishe sam ;o))) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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