Orange Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Kakva god da je riba, tvoje trenutno stanje je iracionalno i samim tim lose po tebe. Ukoliko i pored ogromnih napora ne uspes da je smuvas, postoje 2 nacina da stvari ipak dodju na svoje... Da je silujes ili zaboravis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spo(ghost) Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 TRUE LOVE HAS NO LIMITS Quote Nije bitno da je velik, bitno je da je lep... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mohican Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 ma uredu je brate upravu si i kraj price ... !!!!!!!! samo mi nije jasno sto prozivas neciju kewu bezpotrebno Pa izneo si tvrdnju koju mozda samo bog zna ako postoji i hotjesh da mi kazhemo da je to ok? Promeni mesta na kojima se kreces ako vec sreces samo takve ribe. A sto se tice prozivanja za kevu ... oh nije bezpotrebno itekako je zasluzio ... ako ne i vise od toga ... Quote OPTIMISED FOR HUMAN OPTICAL NERVEBEST VIEWED WITH A MONITOR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crno-Sunce Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 (edited) Physical Attraction/Looks - This is still a big factor in attraction. This is self-explanatory. Competition - I almost titled this section disinterest. The two are closely related. We can only pursue what runs away from us. A man who is devoted to something else besides the woman is autmatically more attractive. Any intellectual whore who has ever listened to a girl complain about how her boyfriend-ran-off-with-a-slut or how her boyfriend-is-really-not-dumb-he's-just-streetsmart-and-he- has-to-sell-weed-to-support-his-baby's-mama or he's-really-nice-even-though-he-ignores-me-and-hits-me-sometimes-but-you-don't- know-what-he's-like-when-we're-alone or he's-not-emotionally-available-that's-why-I-like-talk-to-you-until-it's-time-to-go-fuck-him while he himself is sitting right there and would like nothing better than to be with her but of course is sitting solidly on the friends ladder knows this intuitively. Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her. Women seem to especially like it if you are more devoted to your bad music, biker gang, forearm tattoo or marijuana. These all seem to work wonders. There are some interests you can show in a woman that will help you to fuck her: a healthy interest in destroying her self-esteem and in fucking her friends more than her seem to work wonders. Note that the following topics of disinterest have been field tested and shown conclusively not to work: Unix, literature, poetry, international politics, and sodomy. Novelty - Let's face it, if you're like every other guy who works a normal job and tries to live a good life, you're probably like just about every other guy. Chicks don't dig this, and why would they? Who wants someone who is just like everyone else? Something different is more attractive. Like someone who does not have to work during the day like most people because they have lots of money from business or selling drugs. Or like someone who has stabbed a man and went to prison for it. Different and a veritable ticket to getting laid. Deconstructing money/power "Power is a great aphrodesiac" - Notorious Asshole and War Criminal Henry Kissinger "A woman's test is material. A man's test is a woman...if a man could fuck in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house." - Rabbi Dave Chappelle :) p.s. nisam pisao c/p je Edited March 22, 2007 by Jokerman Quote If there's some higher power that controls my fate, i would like to meet him, shake his hand, then crack open his ribcage and tear out his heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De1Rekt0n Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 ma uredu je brate upravu si i kraj price ... !!!!!!!! samo mi nije jasno sto prozivas neciju kewu bezpotrebno Prozivanje za majku moze da bude jako lose, znam ljude koji bi ga da im je to rekao na mestu izlomili, dok ne naleti na nekog ko ce da mu objasni da to nije lepo on ce i dalje to da radi :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mohican Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Takvi ljudi ne izigravaju mudo na internetu, a da uzhivo sisaju palac. Stoga moja prozivka pogadja tachno u centar. Quote OPTIMISED FOR HUMAN OPTICAL NERVEBEST VIEWED WITH A MONITOR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De1Rekt0n Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Takvi ljudi ne izigravaju mudo na internetu, a da uzhivo sisaju palac. Stoga moja prozivka pogadja tachno u centar. Tu imas prava :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dz Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Nije bitno koliko je tip lep, vec koliko misli da je lep. Milanche, videla sam milion puta skrndelje sa prelepim likovima, a ne verujem bash da si skrndelj. Koliko puta bash naj ribe ne startuje niko jer se plashi. Elem, mislim kao i Margi da ne treba bash iz neba pa u rebra 'ti se meni svidjash oneleven!!11' nego prvo joj na neki suptilan nachin stavi do znanja, ali ne skroz otvoreno, nego da samo POSUMNJA da ti se mozda dopada. I tako je pusti jedno vreme da se malo krchka na laganoj vatri, tj posveti joj malkice vishe paznje nego inache, pa nek razmishlja malo. Korak dva je onda poziv na dejt. Ribe vole zabavne tipove, sa smislom za humor, spontane. Ne pokazuj strah vec nek pomisli nekako da si imao milion riba extrazgodnih. E htedoh josh neshto al sam zaboravila.. Enivej, sretjno Milanche pa nam javljaj shta se deshava Quote oO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M!!! Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 [quote name='D Quote Everybody's got a right to be a sucker once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crno-Sunce Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 dz ima pravo. znam lika koji je skrndelj teski a fura uvek dobre ribe... kako funkcionise? pa po teoriji kad ostali vide do jaja ribu i pocnu da uzdisu on kaze "sta? mislis da njeno govno ne smrdi?", znaci treba odmah u svojoj glavi da je spustis na svoj nivo ili nize i da se tako postavis prema njoj. Quote If there's some higher power that controls my fate, i would like to meet him, shake his hand, then crack open his ribcage and tear out his heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azdaja Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 bravo za dz. jedino sto ja mogu da ti kazem jeste da budes samouveren i da se uvek postavis da si bolji. pa ak znas, znas ak ne znas... neko je vec kacio sliku korpe :) realno posle jedne, dodje druga, ak ne druga tu je treca i tak... opusti se i go with the flow... *- zaljubljen sam pa ne hejtujem Quote � by Ivan_ alen je van konkurencije. � by Ignis Dei Alen mora da bude van konkurencije, jer je Macan � by Alen nije bitna strela nego indijanac. Baseball Club Beograd96 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4ts0 Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Da i sad ti milance budi samo svoj, pij energetsko pice, lezeran i duhovit sa finim i dubokoumnim salama, i hladnokrvan, a verovatno kad je vidis patka skace u nebo i tu mesta mozgu nema. Znaci svi ovi saveti su kul kad ti se neko SVIDJA, a milance je ocito prso, tako da i ako proba biti lezeran sta vec, samo ce ubrljaviti. Tako da ti je moj savet da cekas da ona startuje tebe :) Ili se prosto negde gde ste zajedno ubrljavi ko svinja, pevaj narodnjake i iseci se ziletom pred njom i baljezgaj, pa je sutra zovi da se izvines zbog uzasnog ponasanja i eto ako mozes da se iskupis da je vodis na bozu i sampite. Tako ce ona videti da iako si fin cova, imas i onu svinjsku crtu koju zene ipak vole. Quote You may have gone to Cambridge, but I'm an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 (edited) ahahah, boza i Edited March 22, 2007 by voodoo_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VoOdoO_MaN Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Okachi svoju i njenu sliku i odmah cu ti reci shta trebash da radish. Quote Got some minuses for free? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Trebas biti jednostavan i to sto jesi , jel ce i ona sama primetiti ako pocnes nesto da se pravis da si ono sto u stvari i nisi , jel tako . E sada ako bides sam sa njom pitaj je da prosetate ili nesto slicno i polako kroz pricu joj objasni tvoja osecanja i sve sta mislis o njoj . Sada ako je kuckica :D onda ti to ne vredi , i ako nema ni trunku osecanja , ako ima razumece i nece te odbiti tipa aj mrs gejcino ili slicno , vec ce ti na fin i kulturan i tebi razumljiv nacin objasniti da ne moze da bude sa tobom ili da nisi njen tip , ili da joj se jednostavno ne svidjas . kontam da nisu sve zene kucke valjda ima i onih emotivnih i normalnih . PS: bar ovde kod nas u NS-u , sada za BG ne znam posto su sve koje ja znam em lude za lovom em su kuckice :))))) , ali uvek ima izuzetaka :)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M!!! Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 (edited) brate, dacu ti jedan savet... slushaj sad... ovo je najvazhniji test! u zhivotu imash samo tri velike ljubavi. a jedini nachin kako cesh znati koja je prava jeste... kad budesh doshao po nju kolima, parkiraj, izadji iz kola i zakljucha svoja vrata, odesh po nju otpratish je do kola, otvorish suvozacheva vrata da mozhe da udje, i sad onaj momenat koji si chekao, tu cesh znati da li je ona prava il ne... bude li se nagla do tvojih vrata i otvorila onda je ona prava, i mocicesh da verujesh njoj, a ako ne, onda nju zabole uvo za tebe i nemozesh joj verovati... :D (pozajmi crveni kadilak...od lokalnog gangstera) ( )... Edited March 22, 2007 by M!!! Quote Everybody's got a right to be a sucker once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misaking[X] Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Svaka prica je drugacija, tako da ti saveti sta bi trebao da radis uglavnom nece puno pomoci, pogotovo od ljudi koji pojma nemaju u kakvom ste odnosu . Quote Dr.Mr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marxus Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 .....................a ako ti ne otvori vrata izvadi bozar i oduvaj je Quote GOT MIT UNS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M!!! Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 .....................a ako ti ne otvori vrata izvadi bozar i oduvaj je ahh dobro da je neko nauchio! long live bozar! ( )... Quote Everybody's got a right to be a sucker once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sa1Nt Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 koja kradja migsho, i to iz mog omiljenog filma... tsktsktsk ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4ts0 Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Htedoh i ja reci, al nisam, jer pod jedan pustimo migsu :O) , a pod 2 nisam mogao da se setim tacno odakle je pokrao foru. Quote You may have gone to Cambridge, but I'm an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M!!! Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 tsktsk ... A Bronx Tale:) shmekerski zonfa :D ( )... Quote Everybody's got a right to be a sucker once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formica Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 niko ti ne moze dati savet... "ako je sudjeno desice se" samo jedno: nemoj da se izbedacis ako nista ne bude. pripremi se unapred. Quote Does sponsors helping to you and your team or? -Yes he support us at all but it was really tough to for him and because there is no sponsors. kole ce prevesti.u redu je... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch1zra Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 hmm... a da pustis neku pricu preko ljudi koji se krecu u njenim krugovima (glupo sroceno, al spava mi se), cisto par dana da das fore i sebi, i njoj da se spremi (hohoho, koliko iko moze da se spremi). i onda iz nevezanog samo bacis sms, ili nazoves, pitas je da odete negde na pice/setnju (zavisno od vremena).. mada neka iole toplija noc radi chuda ;] tu naravno budi zanimljiv koliko umes, napravi jasnu granicu izmedju zanimljivog i klovna sto neko reche, pa onda malo ozbiljnije teme, cisto da vidi da nisi iskljucivo zajebant tj da ce eventualno u nekom trenutku moci da se osloni na tebe (ili na zid, ili vrata... ragasto ftw [D:]), i kad je lepo ispratis, zastanes na tren, i kazes joj nesto lepo, yet ne bljutavo, i pokusas da je poljubis. jednom, da ne zavrsis kao tip sa reklame hohoho.. ako oce oce, ako nece, izvini se, i sutra je zovi na pice da se iskupis sto si ispao stoka Quote Ko je nub ne budi mu drug. I mean you harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iguana Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 ta riba bolje da se jebe kao jelena trojanska sa zapaljenom guzicom, inache ne kapiram ceo ovaj topik... Quote It's nice to be good, but it's nothing compared to being bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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