Crno-Sunce Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Neke zanimljive, nije da mi trebaju ali opet, ponekad se nadje neka dobra, samo nemojte one ljigave plz :) Evo nekih iz moje kolekcije koje volim :) Ako se ikad probudis u 3 ujtru, osetis tugu i samocu, zatrebas nekog za razgovor... slobodno nazovi mene... ja cu uvek biti tu, da te posaljem u PIZDU MATERINU Police is looking for a person described as georgous, sexy, good in bed, intelligent, smart... your safe, but WHERE THE FUCK AM I GONNA HIDE?! Sanjao sam je sinoc da je samnom, da je tu pored mene, nije bilo belih konja, vedrog neba duginih boja, tu je bila samo ona, sive zgrade i ulica moja, hladno je i za kisu mi se jebe (random ime) ne mogu bez tebe prvo sam trazio sam sebe potom sam se nasao sad trazim nekog drugog As my dreams turn to dust, i stand here, a smile on my face an echo in my heart. c'mon sweetheart you knew this was coming. heaven or hell, what's the diferance? Quote If there's some higher power that controls my fate, i would like to meet him, shake his hand, then crack open his ribcage and tear out his heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misha-King Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Sinoc je isplivao lesh u dunavu, policija ga opisala kao Ruznog,debelog i sa malim penisom. Brate Javi se da znam da si dobro!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WickedWitchOfTheWest Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 mlada, lepa, zgodna... posedujem: kucu na moru, kolibu na planina, stan, 2 automobila, avion... ne trazim nishta, samo se hvalim... Quote Code Realms Evo je, bice nevolje... Unutar svake normalne osobe postoji ludak koji se bori da izbije na povrsinu. Niko ne poludi brze od potpuno normalne osobe. One... Two... Freddy's coming for you... Three... Four... Better lock the door... Five... Six... Grab a crucifix... Seven... Eight... Gonna stay up late... Nine... Ten... Never sleep again!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therion Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 meni najlepsha i najdrazha poruka "vas kredit je uvecan za iznos od 300 dinara"... a inache... hmm evo od jednog ne tako normalnog ortaka: - "Sijaset rahatluka na ovom dunjaluku. Da sucuras alahu na bericetu. da te dragi alah cuva od sejtana nalet ga bilo u dahenemu.da svaki hastaluk i svi hecimi budu daleko od tvoh vilaketa.da te svi kijameti zaobidju. Hairli ti vaskrs Sotono :) drugi ortak slichnog stanja svesti :) - "Jedi qrac sotono, mi smo u manastiru ;)" ...mrzi me da trazhim dalje, stane previshe poruka na fon, a mene mrzi da ih brishem... pa za 2 godine,gledaj koliko se poruka nabudzi :) Quote lama ftw" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atelas Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Lezhim u krevetu,mislim na tebe,gledam ovo chisto nebo i predivne zvezde,i pitam se GDE MI JE JEBENI KROV? (rofl zhao mi je to je jedino sto znam) :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fragman Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Evo zajebancije : -Zene su kao bioskop. Interesantne dok ne udjes a onda shvatis da si taj film vec gledao -Pitaju kravu zasto tuzno gleda a ona kaze: Kad bi vas svaki dan tukli i za sise vukli, jednom godisnje jebali i vi bi tuzno gledali!!! -U ljubavi treba biti uporan-rece mrav i dize prvu nogu stonogi... -Lep si ko slika, treba te obesiti -Zeni su potrebne 3 zivotinje u zivotu: jaguar u garazi, lisica oko vrata i majmun da joj sve to placa! -Zamisljam tebe i sebe daleko od svih, cuje se cvrkut ptica i sum mora dok sunce greje nasa oznojena tela... a mi i dalje krpimo gumu. -Igraju dva eksera kosarku i dodje cekic i zakuca. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaudDib Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Ti si moj najbolji prijatelj i neke stvari ti nikad necu zaboraviti kao onda kad su nas napali pederi i da nije bilo tebe jebali bi mene! Quote • crno nam se piše • belo nam se šmrče • mind over matter • jebo sam vam mater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch1zra Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 @ gde mi je jebeni krov... kakvo zlo.... btw ja nemam istih, al ove su skroz dojaja.... Quote Ko je nub ne budi mu drug. I mean you harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pesma-mrtve-dece Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 omiljena mi je uvek bila "dodji da te jebem" Quote Get smart or die dumb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasamnepismen Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog...Now read without the word DOG. We will now upgrade your brain, please wait. ...SEARCHING... ...SEARCHING... ...SEARCHING Sorry no brain found!!! Kad nadjem neshto pametnije postovacu... Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stator Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog...Now read without the word DOG. ← Skripta ti ima bug :) Dakle pocnem da citam bez DOG reci This, is, a, good, way, to, keep, an, idiot, busy, for, 20, seconds...Now read without the word. Sada u drugom koraku mi kaze da citam bez ijedne reci i dobijem ovo... ,,,,,,,,,,20,.... Molite debaguj ovo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dzontra.volta Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 hahahahaha koji kralj ghhhahahahah stator za admina hahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Dr. Nick Riviera` Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 [claps] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sale <die bitch> Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Neka ti od danasnjeg dana sve krene na bolje, da za sve imas snage i volje, neka ti ljubav bude kao najlepsi sad, JEBACU TI MATER ZA 15 MINUTA ! lol Quote krile/hamla.... GG MOMCI !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VoOdoO_MaN Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Statore koji si car :)))) "Nedostajesh mi so much - ko sobi prekidach, ko kurvi mlad jebach, ko cigareti upaljach, ko njivi star kopach, ko izborima glasach, ko tracharima dobar trach, ko sladoledu zamrzivach, ko flashi otvarach, ko mobilnom punjach, ko africhkom selu vrach, ko bradi brijach, ko zemlji ozonski omotach, ko farbrici dobavljach, ko tepihu usisivach, ko dzemperu omekshivach, ko wc-u osvezhivach, ko diskoteci izbacivach... oh nedostajesh mi so much... Quote Got some minuses for free? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-MiGsa- Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 kako beshe ide ono za "bubicu" il milicu (zaboravih :))) )... i neku pesmicu ( )... Quote "Emotions"... "Feelings"... They only lead to damage, death and destruction... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-MiGsa- Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 0oolololol da da al vrh je ( )... Quote "Emotions"... "Feelings"... They only lead to damage, death and destruction... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 marija_lez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fragman Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 ahhaha, ajde mala bubice vreme je za pesmicuuuu =) ali to nije sms, to je bolest :) ← Daj postuj, ja ne znam tu zajebanciju... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasamnepismen Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Statore nisi normalan. Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch1zra Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 nepotreban post, ali bubica ftw btw, nema rusa nesto... vidjam ga 'vako po gradu, al ovde ne pamtim.... Quote Ko je nub ne budi mu drug. I mean you harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attila Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 omiljena mi je uvek bila "dodji da te jebem" ← SMARAS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yevod Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 he he super topik :) ovo su sve zanimljive poruke koje sam nakupio :) bosanska poezija za dan zaljubljenih: sunce je raspizdilo svoje zrake, vrapci se deru ko konji. mene pici depresija, u dusi mi opsesija, JEBO MATER AKO TE NE VOLIM! hypo banka vam nudi specijalne novogodisnje hipo-te-karne kredite: zalozite dupe, a dobijete kurac uz minimalnu kamatnu stopu. udje, izadje i gotovo :) ramiz, junuz, refik, mali almir, ekrem, kadir, nusret, began, sejfo, alaga, rizvo, fuad, abid, hajro, idriz, jusuf, midhat, fejzo, nedim i suke te zovu kod dzevada na burek! samo otvoren um prima mudrost, samo otvorene ruke primaju darove, samo otvoreno srce prima ljubav i samo najdraze osobe primaju ovu poruku! denes vo moda mali casovnici, mali kompjuteri, mali mobilni ... ke dojde vreme koga vo moda ke bidat mali kurevi, togas i ti ke bides golem frajer!!! zdravo! ja sam tvoj mobilni telefon. morao sam da te cimnem na sms da me izvadis iz dzepa, jer ti jaja smrde nenormalno! daj, vidi sta je, mislim da ti je kurac umro! zelim te. hocu da te odvucem u krevet, da te oznojim i preznojim - da se treses dok me imas, da ti telo gori. voli te tvoj grip!!! ostade mi zelja pusta, da ti ga stavim u usta, da oci ti suze dok ga tvoj jezik muze, a kada niz grlo bela pena potece, osetices kako te plavi orbit pece!!! Quote Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. Robert A. HeinleinGod is subtle but he is not malicious. Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doolio Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 meni je najjace na svetu kad mi je sveca poslala iz cista mira: Jedi govna. sa sve tackom:) znaci umro sam od smeha, sad to uvek saljem ljudima kad imam prilike... Quote brate sto ti ne smuvas miu? realno 5 min da provede sa tobom bila bi ready za guraj-vadi. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dzontra.volta Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 kul kul nema sta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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