lazica Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 усисивач је изумљен тако што је лик који је имао мараму преко уста и носа пао на тепих наглавачке и тако неко време лежао у боловима. кад је устао видео је прашину на спољној страни мараме и синуло му. ← Po tekstu iz Zabavnika, lik koji je izmislio usisivač (inače, pravilno bi bilo usisavač, ali se ovo odomaćilo), zaboravio sam mu ime, do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Gotti_ Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 true true Quote don't grow up it's a trap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 55% of people yawn within 5 minutes of seeing someone else yawn. Reading about yawning makes most people yawn. OMG! Extra topic . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stator Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 ljubitelji andjeline zoli imaju 7 cm vecu kitu od uobicajenog proseka na datoj teritoriji ← U R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 Lavabo je zapravo izmisljen za pisanje, ali su feministkinje ubrzo po pojavi klozetske sholje izglasale da pishamo u nju, i to kako bi mogle da nam drobe sto nismo podigli/spustili dasku. pomesao si lavabo sa bideom ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ns Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 The South Pole is colder than the North Pole. Sylvia Miles had the shortest performance ever nominated for an Oscar with Midnight Cowboy. Her entire role lasted only six minutes. Giraffes have no vocal cords. Los Angeles's full name is El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula. The Ramses brand of condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II. He fathered more than 160 children. Queen Elizabeth II made her last curtsey at her father's funeral. The longest Oscar acceptance speech ever was made by Greer Garson for 1924's Mrs. Miniver. It took an hour. Insects consume 10% of the world's food supply every year. China has only about 200 family names. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar an England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. In ancient Rome, it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose. The Looney Tunes theme song is actually called The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down. The phrase Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ns Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 The ashes of the average cremated person weigh nine pounds. The term karaoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo. You are likely to blink 415 million times during your lifetime. The first star on the Walk of Fame in Hollywood was dedicated to Joanne Woodward on February 9, 1960. Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy. Seven fictional characters have stars on the Walk of Fame: Kermit the Frog, Lassie, Rin Tin Tin, Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, Woody Woodpecker and Snow White. You're more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day that in any other weather. When a shrimp is first born, it's male--it gradually evolves into being female as it matures. If an octopus is hungry enough, it will eat its own arms. The Netherlands used to be known as the United States. The first winner of the Academy Award for Best Picture--the only silent film to achieve that honor--was the 1927 film, Wings. In Fantasia, the sorcerer's name is Yensid, which is Disney spelled backward. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. Giraffes are unable to cough. Bice jos ako zelite ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasamnepismen Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 Sad sam se setio kako su me odvikavali od sisanja prsta kad sam bio mali. Kao neka navlaka od zavoja koju ti privezu na palatz. Stvarno je odvratno to sisati. Ali se zato nisam odvikao od drzanja keve za uvo josh dugo posle toga. To me smirivalo. I to tipa ponudi mi strina, kao evo ti, i ja probam i kazem joj: "ovo uvo ti ne radi" ← Isto i kod mene samo shto sam drzao matorog za uvo ili neko cebe. Sa tim cebetom se josh uvek pokrivam. Jebesh mi sve ako je ovaj Kruko normalan. btw topic je EXTRA. Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 The Ramses brand of condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II. He fathered more than 160 children. vadite onog smajlija što se klanja "Nisam ja faraon,ja sam jebač" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urgh Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 brate kad se vracash chashici?:) mislim da cesh uskoro da prsnesh, kako li te samo riba trpi;)) Quote No one can survive becoming a legend.i ja kazem jebiga! Kao da je jebiga neka magichna rech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spu [RuR] Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 ...i bio je zemunac =) Quote Everytime I cross the line I push the boundaries out a little... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheyn Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 brate kad se vracash chashici?:) mislim da cesh uskoro da prsnesh, kako li te samo riba trpi;)) ← ...subliminalne poruke su cudo ... Quote step in my transporter , so I can teleport ya,all around my heavenly body.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:dH:. Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «Istraživanja koja sam obavio nad hlebom pokazuju: Više od 98% osuđenih kriminalaca su konzumirali hleb. Skoro polovina sve dece koja odraste u okolini koja koristi hleb, postiže rezultate ispod proseka na različitim testovima. U 18-tom veku, kada je počela kućna proizvodnja hleba, prosečan životni vek pao je na ispod 50godina; stopa smrtnosti se veoma povećala; mnoge žene su umirale pri porođaju, a pojavile su se i mnoge nove bolesti kao što su žuta groznica i influenca, koje su poharale čitave nacije. Više od 90% oružanih napada, počinile su osobe koje su u proteklih 24 sata jele hleb. Hleb se pravi od testa. Naučno je dokazano da je samo 3g testa dovoljno da se uguši miš. Primitivna plemena, koja nisu koristila hleb, pokazala su niži stepen oboljevanja od Parkinsonove i Alchajmerove bolesti. Dokazano je da hleb stvara zavisnost. Subjektima kojima je oduzet hleb, i data samo voda, molili su za hleb u roku manjem od 2 dana. Hleb vodi u druge, teže zavisnosti, kao što su puter, margarin, a često i dzem od šipurka. Naučno je dokazano da hleb upija vodu. Obzirom da ljudski organizam sadrži više od 90% vode, sledi da korišćenjem hleba može doći do potpunog nestanka vode u organizmu, što može imati i veoma teške posledice. Novorođenčad se može ugušiti od hleba. Hleb se pravi pri temperaturi većoj od 150 stepeni. Tolika toplota može ubiti odraslu osobu za manje od 1 minuta. Većina korisnika hleba, ne može napraviti razliku između bitnih naučnih činjenica i besmislenih statističkih proseravanja. Iz svega navedenog sledi da se upotreba hleba treba ograničiti na posebne distrikte, kao i da se u kampanji za korišćenje hleba ne smeju koristiti slike životinja, ljudi ili jarke boje (zbog pogubnog uticaja na decu). Quote God save Opera Mini. Samo Klejbezable, ostalo su sitnice. Rastaman still stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urgh Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 margi, imas smisla za humor koliko i moj prdez :)pa to nije ni trebalo da zvuchi shaljivo, smajli su samo tu da se ne bi uvredio;) Quote No one can survive becoming a legend.i ja kazem jebiga! Kao da je jebiga neka magichna rech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urgh Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 ne kontamo se neshto ochigledno, bolje da ne raspravljamo vishe o tome. Quote No one can survive becoming a legend.i ja kazem jebiga! Kao da je jebiga neka magichna rech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaudDib Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 pushi ga kloshare sutra mala smrt ? moze Quote • crno nam se piše • belo nam se šmrče • mind over matter • jebo sam vam mater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 ban. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted March 5, 2006 Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 ajl sej ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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