Guest Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Yes, it's that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the glorious Darwin Award Winners for 2005: 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.... 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his Vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. 5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. 6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer...$15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?) 7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from." 9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER! 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomic Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Ovi ljudi su geniji, chisti geniji, jebote, ne secam se kad sam se ovako slatko nasmejao. Pogotovo za lika koji je ostavio bakshish prilikom kradje :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darijan Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 devetka! Quote ...... f e n s i c ...... ...yes, ur unique... ...just like everyone else... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nt.maharaja Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. Hahahah, ovo je taaako dobro, samo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hide Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 ^^ ovo je cak bilo u novinama, citao sam!! winner je lik koji je glavom "zaustavljao" voz... (...tupa sampion...) tako je inace bilo. mozda su snizili kriterijum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Nego, ne izgledaju mi ovo kao klasične Darvinove nagrade, polovina priča je "neuspeli zločinci" i druge smešne situacije.. a zar nije bila poenta Darvinovih nagrada da pomažeš evoluciji time što si poginuo? ← to sam i ja mislio, al piše gore da su promenili kriterijum (honoring the least evolved among us, jelte).. odoh da otvorim još jedan glupi topik, u fazonu sam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreadnought Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. Chini mi se da sam za ovaj "sluchaj" chuo mnogo ranije. Chitao sam u novinama pre par godina. 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. Ovaj mi je ubedljivo najjachi. Quote ... ukusi su razlichiti... reche djavo i sede u trnje... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Zimbambve > ALL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalElen_ Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 4. ftw Quote My koong-foo is the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WickedWitchOfTheWest Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 hehehe Dobri stari Darvin :o) Jedva chekam da izadje treca knjiga da dopunim kolekciju ljudskih gluposti ;o) Quote Code Realms Evo je, bice nevolje... Unutar svake normalne osobe postoji ludak koji se bori da izbije na povrsinu. Niko ne poludi brze od potpuno normalne osobe. One... Two... Freddy's coming for you... Three... Four... Better lock the door... Five... Six... Grab a crucifix... Seven... Eight... Gonna stay up late... Nine... Ten... Never sleep again!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrsha- Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Ove Darvinove nagrade su bash najjace A ovi likovi takodje Procitao sam obe knjige u super su sad cekam i trecu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therion Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 so fucking good ali 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.... he he i 7 valja!! ma sve je odlichno Quote lama ftw" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his Vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. Ahahahahaahahahahhahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger21 Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 ko je darvin ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Hahah, hteo sam ovo da otvorim juche, ali me mrzelo da se kachim na net. Ovi ljudi su geniji, jebote. Ima na tom sajtu svashta da se nadje. LINK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandy Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 (13 January 2005, Croatia) One fateful afternoon, 55-year-old Marko retreated to his semi-detached workshop to make himself a tool for chimney cleaning. The chimney was too high for a simple broom to work, but if he could attach a brush to a chain and then weigh it down with something, that would do the trick. But what could he use as a weight? He happened to have the perfect object. It was heavy, yet compact. And best of all, it was made of metal, so he could weld it to the chain. He must have somehow overlooked the fact that it was also a hand grenade and was filled with explosive material. Marko turned on his welding apparatus and began to create an arc between the chain and the grenade. As the metal heated up, the grenade exploded. The force of the explosion killed poor Marko instantly, blasting shrapnel through the walls of the shed and shattering the windshield of a Mercedes parked outside. Marko's chimney was untouched, however. LOL Quote Dandy [RUR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasamnepismen Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 ^^ O Boze. Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 e ovo je ona prava, old skul darvinova nagrada.. lik koji je toliko glup da je učinio uslugu čovečanstvu ubivši se. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazica Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Dimnjak je ostao netaknut, sjajno. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badnick Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 It was heavy, yet compact. And best of all, it was made of metal, so he could weld it to the chain. He must have somehow overlooked the fact that it was also a hand grenade and was filled with explosive material. duugo se nisam ovako nasmejao:) Quote salt wat fish fresh wat fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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oddball Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 phuuu, kakve dileje.... kako bi ovaj svet bio dosadno mesto da nema ovakvih tantusa Quote postoje samo dve istine na ovom svetu: 1). djape je najbolji frajer 2). zemlja je plocha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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