Guest Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 lux taxi.. otprilike kao i oni nabrojani gore, plus nemaju jugiće, golfove i slična mala kola (meni bitno jer sam visok) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darijan Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 ^^ i pitajte taksistu da li mozete da zapalite i ako se on slozi vi paljba iz taksija :) ← omg! :))))) ahahahahha svaka cast !!!! nikad ne kupujte kondome na trafici (samo apoteka) pusite samo malrboro medium :) Quote ...... f e n s i c ...... ...yes, ur unique... ...just like everyone else... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nt.maharaja Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Koristite samo Maxis, Plavi, Zuti i Pink taksi (mozda sam i zaboravio koji) ← hmmm, mo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therion Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 (edited) nikada ne nagovarajte dve drugarice da se ljube, boli :( Edited December 11, 2005 by Therion Quote lama ftw" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 ja uvek zovem samo lux, nemaju uvek popust, ali sam stekao utisak da najmanje potkradaju, i imaju normalna kola, kao što već rekoh.. džaba mi što sam uštedeo 30 dinara ako sam morao da sedim u fetusnom položaju. trenutno je popust 20%.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doca Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Pazi sad... sednes u taxi...kazes vozacu 86/a a zivis u 86/v...(recimo) kazes:"cek da udjem na gajbu da uzmem pare..." udjes u 86/a izadjes na zadnja vrata udjes na zadnja vrata tvoje zgrade...odes gajbi i spavas... eto...:) Quote Novi forum smrdi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WickedWitchOfTheWest Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Gowori tiho i nosi psa sa sobom.... Quote Code Realms Evo je, bice nevolje... Unutar svake normalne osobe postoji ludak koji se bori da izbije na povrsinu. Niko ne poludi brze od potpuno normalne osobe. One... Two... Freddy's coming for you... Three... Four... Better lock the door... Five... Six... Grab a crucifix... Seven... Eight... Gonna stay up late... Nine... Ten... Never sleep again!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuchk1c4 Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 nikad ne ostavljaj obaveze za poslednji trenutak... Quote I MAY NOT BE PERFECT, but parts of me are excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Q Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 (edited) Ne radite domaci cim izacete iz skole posle nece te imati vremena za druge aktivnosti nego ga radite uveche ili u skoli Edited December 11, 2005 by Ice Q Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dz Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 kao shto reche Exile, koristi kondom ako nemash kljuch od svoje sobe stavi rajber ako idesh u shkolu, nisi nishta nauchio a profa te prozove, nemoj nikad da kazhesh 'nisam nauchio' ako ce keca da ti da, uvek probaj da odgovarash Quote oO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Ako se vozi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De1Rekt0n Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Haha konacno dobar topic, ush pa sve je vec opisano kako i sta, ne znam sta sad da dodam hmm... - Uvek kupite 2 pakovanja kondoma i nosite jedan kondom sa sobom. - Uvek trazite vishe nego sto zelite da bi ste dobili priblizno onoliko koliko zelite ;) - Kada vam matorci idu na put recite im da napune frizider i da kupe ona peciva sto se ubacuju u rernu - Ne meshajte pivo i mleko - Ako kupujete shit nosite aluminijumsku foliju da mozete da ga topite( ako neko ima neko bolje resenje nek javi ) - Ne palite gandzu u zgradi ako ne zivite na poslednjem spratu - Uvek kupite extra pakovanje rizli - Maxi ne prodaje rizle To bi bilo to od prilike ako se josh necega setim dodacu ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack-O-Lantern Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 - uvek rolajte U FLOP Quote Alan Smith ftw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urgh Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 ribu na sex u poslednjem trenutku da vam opere sudjeovo zaprava reshava vecinu problema:) - ako ste duze vremena solo kupite veliko pakovanje tost hlebaimash sad i ona pakovanja ghleba u celofanu tipa beogradski,seljachki,zlatiborski hleb/pogacha.nije suvo koliko tost a traje 3-4 dana(uvek ej istog kvaliteta od prvog do poslednjeg dana) Quote No one can survive becoming a legend.i ja kazem jebiga! Kao da je jebiga neka magichna rech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De1Rekt0n Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 U je, to je onda must buy... Gde btw ima to da se kupi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skrimke Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 - uvek rolajte U FLOP ← -ne rolajte Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urgh Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 U je, to je onda must buy... Gde btw ima to da se kupi?koliko sam primetio ima u svakoj vecoj prodavnici tipa c market,maxi... Quote No one can survive becoming a legend.i ja kazem jebiga! Kao da je jebiga neka magichna rech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stalja Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Uzmite rachun :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WickedWitchOfTheWest Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Kupujte domace... Quote Code Realms Evo je, bice nevolje... Unutar svake normalne osobe postoji ludak koji se bori da izbije na povrsinu. Niko ne poludi brze od potpuno normalne osobe. One... Two... Freddy's coming for you... Three... Four... Better lock the door... Five... Six... Grab a crucifix... Seven... Eight... Gonna stay up late... Nine... Ten... Never sleep again!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tibor2 Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 kobasice? Quote brandstack.com/users/portfolio/logos/gligorov \\ behance.net/gligorov 99designs.com/people/gligorov \\ twitter.com/MarkoGligorov \\ upstack.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WickedWitchOfTheWest Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 moze i kobasice.... Quote Code Realms Evo je, bice nevolje... Unutar svake normalne osobe postoji ludak koji se bori da izbije na povrsinu. Niko ne poludi brze od potpuno normalne osobe. One... Two... Freddy's coming for you... Three... Four... Better lock the door... Five... Six... Grab a crucifix... Seven... Eight... Gonna stay up late... Nine... Ten... Never sleep again!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharky Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 - pite sve iz tetrapaka - ako dodje drushtvo naterajte i njih da piju iz tetrapaka, a ako su suvishe fini recite da kupe plastichne chase - doruchak i vecheru jedite iznad sudopere, ruchak iz sherpe/tiganja u kojoj ste spremali - pozovite ortakinju na kafu ili ribu na sex u poslednjem trenutku da vam opere sudje (ako se niste pridrzavali prethodnih pravila), a pritom kafu ili sex konzumirajte u kuhininji za maximalni efekat zgrozavanja (bonus ako uspete da iscimate i usisavanje) - kupite crne najvece kese za djubre - nikad ne organizujte cirku kod sebe ako se matorci vracaju sutra ujutru - ne bacajte peglu u lavabo ili kadu iskljuchivo u shkoljku - ako ste duze vremena solo kupite veliko pakovanje tost hleba - kupite osvezivach vazduha u spreju ah ti tinejdzerski dani =) ← Fini saveti. pusite samo malrboro medium :) ← Nemojte da pushite, pijete i drogirate se [jumpy] - Ako kupujete shit nosite aluminijumsku foliju da mozete da ga topite( ako neko ima neko bolje resenje nek javi ) - Ne palite gandzu u zgradi ako ne zivite na poslednjem spratu - Uvek kupite extra pakovanje rizli - Maxi ne prodaje rizle ← Nema nishta bolje do folije koliko ja znam. - uvek rolajte U FLOP ← To cu morati da probam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Iš komani :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Don't fuck & drink at the same time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WickedWitchOfTheWest Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Ne isprobawajte da pushite dok neko jede... Quote Code Realms Evo je, bice nevolje... Unutar svake normalne osobe postoji ludak koji se bori da izbije na povrsinu. Niko ne poludi brze od potpuno normalne osobe. One... Two... Freddy's coming for you... Three... Four... Better lock the door... Five... Six... Grab a crucifix... Seven... Eight... Gonna stay up late... Nine... Ten... Never sleep again!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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