domiNus Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 http://www.bitoffun.com/Stupid_Laws.htm pogledajte... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doolio Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 (edited) It is illegal to wear a bulletproof vest while committing a murder ali brate ahahahahahahahahaha, ali neeeeeee ahahahaha :))))))))) i ovi ostali su bruka skroz edit: zaboga - When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed. Edited July 21, 2005 by Doolio Quote brate sto ti ne smuvas miu? realno 5 min da provede sa tobom bila bi ready za guraj-vadi. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invader Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 Malo su preterali sa detaljima, zakon su stavili sve u sitna crevca :) Quote It's kinda hard when you don't know the meaning, but everything happens for a reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mario^^ Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 Malo su preterali sa detaljima, zakon su stavili sve u sitna crevca :) ← Pa kad su ameri glupi ko kurac, onda moraju :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharky Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 Hahahaha umirem :D. Trebali su da naznache na pochetku da svaka doza prochitanih zakona preko 10 dnevno mozhe da ugrozi zdravlje: A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up. (Mohave County) Ovo je najjache ubedljivo: When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses. It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water. -kako bi nekog slao u wc svakih 1/2 chuke :D Moose may not be viewed from an airplane. If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer. (Huntsville) - NO SHIT!!! TT Jadni teroristi...: Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. (Chico) It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear. (San Francisco) hahahaha Toads may not be licked. (Los Angeles) Koji bedak, moj burazer ide u LA za 20 dana, a toliko voli da lizhe zhabe... You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. Having sexual relations with a porcupine(bodljikavo prase) is illegal. hahahahahahahahahah chega se josh nece setiti Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person. (Pensacola)- u suprotnom im sigurno naplate kaznu na licu mesta :D Treba prochitati sve, aj svi pravac link! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gioblin[Fuse] Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 Toads may not be licked. (Los Angeles) Koji bedak, moj burazer ide u LA za 20 dana, a toliko voli da lizhe zhabe... ← ovo za zabe, mozda zvuchi smeshno ali..lizanje zabe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexG Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in Arkansas STUPID!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 Ovo sam već video negde ali je lepo da se podseti New Mexico Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOd Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 evo josh glupih zakona U Oblongu (Ilinois), zakonski je kaћnjivo voditi ljubav za vreme lova ili pecanja na dan vasheg vencanja. U Aleksandriji (Minesota), ni jedan covek ne sme da vodi ljubav sa zenom ako mu dah zaudara na beli luk, crni luk ili sardinu. Ako zena zatrazi, zakon nalaze da covek mora da opere zube. U Amesu (Ijova), muz, nakon sexa sa svojom zenom, ne sme da popije vise od tri gutljaja piva dok jos uvek lezi u krevetu sa njom ili dok je drzi u narucju. U Bozemanu (Montana), postoji zakon koji zabranjuje svaku seksualnu aktivnost izmedu osoba suprotnog pola u dvoristu kuce, nakon zalaska sunca - ako su goli. Ocigledno je da su ljudi koji nose carape za vreme sexa i pederi bezbedni od ovog zakona. U Siux Falsu (Juzna Dakota), svaka hotelska soba mora da ima dva kreveta. Ako par iznajmljuje sobu na jednu noc, izmedu kreveta mora da bude bar pola metra prostora, a sex na podu izmedu kreveta je zabranjen. U Hastingsu (Nebraska), svaki gost u hotelu mora da dobije cistu i ispeglanu kosulju za spavanje.Ni jedan par ne sme da spava zajedno go, niti sme da vodi ljubav ukoliko ne nosi tu majcu koju su dobili na recepciji. U Njukastlu (Vajoming), postoji specijalna naredba koja izricito zabranjuje sex unutar velikog frizidera za meso, koji ima svaki restoran. U Ilinoisu, drzavni zakon propisuje svim nezenjama da prilikom razgovora sa neudatim zenama moraju da se predstavljaju kao "master" a ne kao "mister". U Norfolku (Virdzinija), ni jedna zena ne sme da se pojavi na ulici, a da ne nosi steznik. Postojao je i specijalni sluzbenik - inspektor za steznike. U Merivilu (Misuri), sa druge strane, nosenje steznika je zabranjeno. U objasnjenju stoji: " Normalnom Americkom muskarcu ne sme se uskratiti zadovoljstvo gledanja zaobljenog, nesputanog zenskog tela ". U Kuer d'Alenu (Idaho), zakonom su zasticeni parovi koji vode ljubav u kolima. Policajac ne sme jednostavno da pride i zakuca na prozor. Ukoliko postoji i najmanja sumnja da se u kolima vodi ljubav, mora da policiskim automobilom stane na pristojnoj udaljenosti, zatrubi tri puta, a onda saceka otprilike dva minuta pre nego sto pride kolima. U Heleni (Montana), zena ne sme da plese na stolu u salunu ili baru ukoliko na sebi nema bar 500g odece. U Liberti Korneru (Nju Dћersi), zabranjeno je da ljubavnici zatrube dok vode ljubav u parkiranim kolima. U Karlsbadu (Nju Meksiko), zabranjeno je da parovi vode ljubav u parkiranom vozilu za vreme pauze za rucak na poslu, osim ako na prozorima kola imaju navucene zastore. U Floridi, ako ste neudata ili razvedena zena ili pak udovica, ne smete da skacete padobranom subotom poslepodne. U Termontonu (Juta),zenama je zabranjeno da vode ljubav sa muskarcima dok se voze bolnickim kolima. Ako uhvate zenu kako to radi, bice optuzena za sexualno zlostavljanje, i njeno ime bice objavljeno u lokalnim novinama. Nista od ovoga ne vazi za muskarce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilauda Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 znaci neverujem koji indijanci Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kruko Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 U Njukastlu (Vajoming), postoji specijalna naredba koja izricito zabranjuje sex unutar velikog frizidera za meso, koji ima svaki restoran. Ovo mi je josh i logicno, meni bi prvom palo napamet "aj se prcamo u frizideru".. Quote Don't think of understanding as a 'mental process' at all. Rather ask yourself: in what kind of case, under what circumstances do we say "now i can go on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomkeus Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 E ovakve stvari mi samo daju Quote You're all gonna die. Then you'll be dead for way longer than you're alive; like, that's mostly what you're ever gonna be. You're just dead people that didn't die yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 A pa nije ih mali broj, sada si navukao na sebe gnev forumasha :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvnityCker Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 U Somboru (Srbija) SVE vrste privrednih prostorija (ugostiteljske, trgovinske and so on) radnim danom moraju biti zatvorene u 12:00, a vikendom jedino diskoteke smeju da rade do 02:00 Quote The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kruko Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 U crnoj gori do 1, sta se zalis. Quote Don't think of understanding as a 'mental process' at all. Rather ask yourself: in what kind of case, under what circumstances do we say "now i can go on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharky Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 (edited) Pazite ovako, svi ovi zakoni jesu glupi, i vecina jako smeshna... Ali bice josh smeshnije ako razmislite o tome kako je doshlo do uvodjenja ovih zakona, svakog ponaosob. One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. (Champaign) It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog. (Crete) i tako dalje... Edited July 21, 2005 by Sharkywc3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasamkonan Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 Nisam se odavno ovako smejao... kakvi debili strashno... ovaj mi je prajsles i veri fani: South Dakota If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them. Quote Ja ne nosim gace. Nikada i nisam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 Ahahahaha, zakon Massachusetts You may not, at any time take a crap on your neighbour. Strashno shta sve ljudima nece pasti na pamet (?!?). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharky Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 Ahahahaha, zakon Massachusetts You may not, at any time take a crap on your neighbour. Strashno shta sve ljudima nece pasti na pamet (?!?). ← Pa to je otprilike isto kao ono za pishanje komshiji u usta. Najtuzhnije je shto se vecina stvari koje su zabranjene ovim zakonima zaparvo i dogodila, pa su zato i uvedeni zakoni. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingLui[FOG] Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them. ovo je bolesno Quote The only light at the end of the tunnel is light of upcoming train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane.dkl Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 -No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions". hahhehehhe cccccc........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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