MarkoL Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Pre dve nedelje sam napunio 38 godina. Ujutru, na svoj rodjendan, sam se probudio prilicno neraspolozen, ali, godine cine svoje! Otisao sam u kuhinju uveren da ce mi zena osveziti dan sa jednim: "Dobro jutro i srecan rodjendan, muzicu moj zlatni!" A verovatno me i iznenadi nekim poklonom. Nista. Nije rekla ni dobro jutro, a kamoli ostalo cemu sam se nadao! Dobro, pomislio sam, s godinama postanu takve, ali deca, ona su me se sigurno setila. Takodje nisu nista rekla. Duboko razocaran otisao sam na posao. Cim sam usao u kancelariju, docekala me je moja sekretarica Lidija sa osmehom na licu i procvrkutala: "Dobro jutro, gospodine sefe, i sve najbolje za Vas rodjendan!" Odmah sam se osecao bolje. Ipak se neko setio da mi je danas rodjendan. Udubio sam se u posao i radio do podneva. Tada je na vrata pokucala Lidija: "Znate sefe, danas je tako lep dan, a i rodjendan Vam je, pozivam Vas na rucak!". "To je najlepsa stvar koju sam danas cuo", odvratih, "Idemo?" Otisli smo na rucak u odlicni mali intimni restoran na periferiji, priustili sebi martini (nekoliko) i beskrajno uzivali u odlicnoj hrani. Kad smo se vracali nazad, Lidija je rekla: "Znate sefe, tako je poseban dan, zasto se vracati u kancelariju?". "Stvarno ste u pravu", rekao sam, kao svaki dobar sef zadovoljan svojom sekretaricom. "Onda Vas pozivam kod sebe na casu vina!" U njenom stanu sam se udobno smestio, Lidija nam je sipala vino i kad smo se kucnuli, rekla je: "Samo trenutak, sefe, da obucem nesto udobnije!". "Svakako, samo napred!", odgovorio sam, vidno uzbudjen i u treptavom iscekivanju. Otisla je u spavacu sobu i vratila se posle nekih pet minuta. U rukama je nosila veliku tortu, a iza nje su isli moja zena, moja deca, prijatelji i nekoliko kolega s posla. I svi su pevali "Happy birthday to You...". A ja sam sedeo na kaucu potpuno iznenadjen i go ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulfgar Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Naaaaajs. Quote Vulfi sam kroji svoju odecu od kozhe ubijenih protivnika. Pr0 wifebeaters know. Never give up. Never give in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dule_smor Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 kao u onoj serija sto je isla na b92, parovi valjda... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peja_ Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 skroz je dobro ^^ Quote The thing's hollow — it goes on forever — and — oh my God — it's full of stars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weasel Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 ali GO hahaha , pa sta drugo covek da pomisli kad je u pitanju sekretarica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasuke-kun Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 a zasto? zato sto ce zena pomisliti da si stvarno hteo sa sekretaricom... znas.... vec.... sta... mislim.... khm... Quote http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/1829/lol4thlk6.jpg kako pricati sa GM-om Paladins are gay Blizzard loves paladins Therefore, Blizzard is gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peja_ Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 gotenks,lepo si nam objasnio to ^.^ Quote The thing's hollow — it goes on forever — and — oh my God — it's full of stars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shale Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 HAHAHAHA lol rofl [roflmao] dobra pricica....sta li je zena pomislila kad te zatekla golog a tek deca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasuke-kun Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 HAHAHAHA lol rofl [roflmao] dobra pricica....sta li je zena pomislila kad te zatekla golog a tek deca to i ja kazem Quote http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/1829/lol4thlk6.jpg kako pricati sa GM-om Paladins are gay Blizzard loves paladins Therefore, Blizzard is gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cell Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Nista bez dobre sekretarice. Quote Neukrotljivi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manager Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 prica je ok!!! odobravam je ;p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sajro Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Zato sekretarice daju 80% svoje plate na sminku, razne preparate i salone lepote! :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderer Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 da nebude zabune to sweeper nije uradio sigurno :D jer nema 38 godina a ni zenu :P a kamoli sekretaricu btw prica je dobra Quote -"Don't think, feel! It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory." -"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaG Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 koliko talenata na jednom topicu :)))) Quote neka osoba glupak hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGE Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Dobra prica bez obzira da li je tvoja ili ne. Ali ono GO na kraju... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaudDib Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 pa chovek se raskomotio ;) Quote • crno nam se piše • belo nam se šmrče • mind over matter • jebo sam vam mater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watch:. Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 A ja sam sedeo na kaucu potpuno iznenadjen i go ... ali go [roflmao] Quote Ma necu ni da trosim reci na jajare i funjare i na sve ove cave sto iza ledja su se sunjale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zEki Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 n1 Quote V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attila Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 da je prica istinita bio bi i nastavak a danas sam razveden ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Jao:D Bruka:)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killYg0r Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 znaci xtra fora pa ko nebi pomislio da nece biti je.... oO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therion Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 katastrofa! Quote lama ftw" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Gotti_ Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 pa chovek se raskomotio ;) bilo mu je vruce sigurno :))) Quote don't grow up it's a trap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abraxas Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Ne brini,bice bolje sledece godine. A sta da je ona tebi to isto uradila? :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHRISTIE Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Ne brini,bice bolje sledece godine. A sta da je ona tebi to isto uradila? :-) Quote learn to obey before you command Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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