Sinistral Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Jedno oko je kul. Just ask General Martok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreadlord Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Ako je iole istinita ova pricha, lika treba isprebijati bash a majici dati nobelovu nagradu i onda je isprebijati shto ga ovako loshe vaspitala. Majmuncina jedna izretardirana a i ona josh vetj retard shto ga tako vaspitala. Bar ovo do pola shto sam slushaso, i to sa polovichnom pazhnjom sobzirom da jako loshe pricha i da je muzika prepatetichna. Evo sad se zavrshio ceo klip. I svatio sam da je fejk. Da je propali pokushaj onog kineskog video spota sa transplatacijom ochiju. Sad je josh vishe lame. Jao moram josh jednom da napishem da je jadno kolko je jadno ovo. Ajde shto je pokushao da iskopira to, nego shto je failova da iskopira. Jer ovde izaziva hejt po akteru shto je toliki nezahvalnik da ti dodje da mu polupash sve kosti dok u kineskom spot ona ne uradi nishta loshe nego chak vishe se skenja kad skapira da joj on dao transplataciju ochiju i sve vreme je dobra prema njemu. Quote poz voz 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trooper Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 ne mogu da verujem da se ovde analizira istinitost price Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longleyy Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 daj da vidim to kinesko... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pesma-mrtve-dece Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Sta te se naprimali jebote. To je samo pricha. Jednostavno ima bolji efekat ako se prica is prvog lica. Quote Get smart or die dumb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doolio Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 +1 brate, da vam je neko linkovo lika koji prica crvenkapu, jel biste i onda rantovali kako je majmun iskompleksirani i kako vuk ne ume da govori:) Quote brate sto ti ne smuvas miu? realno 5 min da provede sa tobom bila bi ready za guraj-vadi. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreadlord Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 (edited) daj da vidim to kinesko... Evo brate ovo je tuzhna stvar, a ne ovaj jadni i bedni izgovor za pokushaj kopije. - sa engleskim subtitleom - engleska verzija - orginal, 2 mil gledanja Edited September 17, 2009 by Dreadlord Quote poz voz 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jovan88 Posted September 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 meni je prica bas tuzna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cali Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 evo vam navlazhite svoje vagine ovom tuzhnom prichom Bila djevojka koja je samu sebe mrzila zbog toga sto je bila slijepa. Ona je mrzila svakog osim svog voljenog momka. On je uvijek bio tu za nju. Rekla mu je:"Kad bih samo mogla da vidim svijet udala bih se za tebe." Jednog dana, neko donira par ociju za nju. Kada su joj odstranili zavoje mogla je da vidi sve, ukljucujuci i svog momka. On je upita: "Sada kad vidis svijet hoces li se udati za mene?" Ona ga pogleda i uoci da je on slijep. Prizor njegovih zatvorenih ocnih kapaka je sokira. Nije to ocekivala. Sama pomisao da ih mora gledati citav svoj zivot povede je da odbije da se uda za njeg. Njen momak ode u suzama i nekoliko dana kasnije napisa joj pismo: " Dobro cuvaj svoje oci, draga moja, jer prije nego sto su bile tvoje, te oci su bile moje." shta sve ljudi shalju mailom -_- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doolio Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 koje boje koje su boje oci bile tvojee progone me progone me tvoje oci tvoje oooci oko moje sanjivo davno se razdanilo sta je meni ostalo oko moje oko moje jebiga, stade mi mozak upravo:) Quote brate sto ti ne smuvas miu? realno 5 min da provede sa tobom bila bi ready za guraj-vadi. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sa1Nt Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Kurva mamu joj jebem. Nego momak ode u suzama, a nema oči. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pekarman Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Kurva mamu joj jebem. Nego momak ode u suzama, a nema oči. ... ne idu suze iz ociju matori nego iz suznih kanala ... Quote Ljudi se dele na optimiste i one koji znaju bolje. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overkind Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Proseravanje... Ko voli ima na jutjubu korejski filmic o tipu koji poklanja ribi oba oka. Kacio je vec neko to ovde ima godina ili dve. Quote ...Од рођења спремна стоји, мене чека моја рака, Да однесе све што имам у дубину у дубоку. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user 234 Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Proseravanje... Ko voli ima na jutjubu korejski filmic o tipu koji poklanja ribi oba oka. Kacio je vec neko to ovde ima godina ili dve. jel bar sprco na kraju? ako nije, koji mega fejl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cali Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 barem sad i ona mozhe da vidi da su sve iste! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreadlord Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Evo brate ovo je tuzhna stvar, a ne ovaj jadni i bedni izgovor za pokushaj kopije. - sa engleskim subtitleom - engleska verzija - orginal, 2 mil gledanja Proseravanje... Ko voli ima na jutjubu korejski filmic o tipu koji poklanja ribi oba oka. Kacio je vec neko to ovde ima godina ili dve. Quote poz voz 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overkind Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 To je to, jbg nisam kliktao po linkovima :D Quote ...Од рођења спремна стоји, мене чека моја рака, Да однесе све што имам у дубину у дубоку. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cali Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Tuzhna pricha o choveku koji je pratio svoje snove (5 February 2009, India) For lottery agent Pravin Kuse, his number was up when he followed his dream and decided to dig for a pot of gold. A bachelor, Kuse, 32, lived with his brother's family in Vasai, India. According to his aged mother, Kuse had learned in a dream that an ancient pot of gold was buried beneath his abandoned 100-year-old house, located a few meters from his current residence. He warned his mother not to tell anyone about the dream, fearing that it would result in a fight over the fortune. Some legends hold that a pot of gold lies at the end of the rainbow. But Kuse's dream told him to dig beneath the staircase of the old house. After lunch, every day without fail, Kuse would take his spade and dig a few meters further beneath the stairs.. This innovative gold-digger had even purchased a toy car and attached a flashlight to it to assist him while digging in the dark. The neighbors had no idea that days and nights of digging had resulted in a 15-foot deep tunnel. One day Kuse did not return home. His worried relatives lodged a missing persons complaint and police were dispatched to the old house. Within a few hours, an earthmover had excavated Kuse's body from the debris. At a depth of 15 feet, the soil becomes moist due to its proximity to the sea. and it was determined that the floor of the house had caved in over Kuse. Authorities registered a case of accidental death and recovered the spade and the innovative mobile flashlight from the site. In searching for a pot of gold, Kuse may not have had the luck of the Irish, but he does have the distinction of winning a Darwin Award. - - - NOTE: If you're going to search for a pot of gold, 'tis better to follow a legend than a dream. Irish folklore holds that a leprechaun keeps his fortune in a pot of gold and must give it anyone who follows the correct procedure. If you are feeling lucky, here's how to get it: ** Listen for the sound of a hammer. Leprechauns often keep busy by making a shoe for an elf. ** Sneak up on the leprechaun. He will be absorbed in his work and will not hear you. ** Hold on to the leprechaun, hold tight and don't let go. ** Keep your eyes on the leprechaun. He will do anything to get you to look away for a second, and if you do, he will disappear into the mist. ** Threaten him if he resists telling you where his pot of gold is hiding. ** Make the leprechaun take you to his pot of gold. You will find it at the end of the rainbow. Reference: Mumbai Mirror http://darwinawards.com/slush/200902/pendi...208-061142.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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