Gun Shop Owner: Woah, careful there, Annie Oakley. [takes gun]
Homer: I don't have to be careful. I got a gun.
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Gun Shop Owner: And this is for shooting down police helicopters.
Homer: Oh, I don't need anything like that... [paranoid]...yet.
Just give me my gun. [grabs for gun]
Gun Shop Owner: Sorry, the law requires a five-day waiting period. We've
got to run a background check.
Homer: Five days? But I'm mad now!