YES CAPS LOCK IS ON, AND WE ARE READY FOR THE NEW NIGGRO POST! STILL BLACK!
TODAY IM GONNA TELL YOU A STORY BOUT LITLLE ELKE OBUSAMI
HE WAS BORN I NA LITTLE PLACE IN JAMAICA - YES HE'S TRU NIGGA! HE HAS 3 OR 4 BROTHERS, DON'T KNOW. WHO CARES BOUT THAT NIGGERS ANYWAY.
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HE GREW UP IN THE USA, DOIN' NOTHING, JUST LIKE HIS BROTHERS. JUST HANGIN' DOWN THE STREET
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BUT ONE DAY, HE DECIDED TO CHANGE HIS LIFE! HE DECIDED TO GET A REAL JOB, AND THAT'S NOT INCLUDING STEALING BIKES.
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SO HE STARTS SEARCHING FOR A JOB
BUT NO ONE WANTED NIGGER IN HIS COMPANY, ELKE WAS DESPERATE.
HE EVEN TRIED DRESSING UP LIKE A WOMEN, CUZ SOME BITCH NEEDED A SECRETARY
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CAN I HAZ A JOB?
NO, YOU'RE A NIGGER.
SO HE GOES BACK TO MOTHER JAMAICA, HOPIN' TO FIX HIS SHIT LIFE THERE.
HE ACCEPTS BLACK JESUS AS HIS SAVIOR
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NOW, GO TO US AND SHOW THEM WHO'S THE MAN, MY NIGGER SON!
AND SO IT WAS. ON THE AIRPORT, HE GOT LUCKY. REALLY LUCKY NIGGA. HE WAS THIRSTY, SO HE ATTACK SOME RANDOM NIGGA WHO HAD SOME WATER. BUT, NIGGA HAD A BAG OF MONEY TOO, ELKE DIDN'T MISS THAT CHANCE.
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SO HE RETURNED TO USA, CHANGED HIS NAME AND STARTED A LAWYER COMPANY!
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FINALLY, HE MADE IT. HE START EARNING SOME MONEY BITCH!
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THATS RIGHT NIGGER, SPEND THAT MONEY BITCH!
WE ALL KNOW WHAT USUALLY COMES NEXT...
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BUT THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN' TO OUR HERO
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TODAY HE'S ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS NIGGERS OUT THERE. CONTROLLING EAST COAST AND HALF OF AFRICA. HE EVEN HAS HIS OWN ARMY NIGGER!
AND THAT'S THE END OF OUR LITTLE STORY. I KNOW THIS WASN'T THE BEST NIGGRO POST EVER, BUT
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I'LL BE BLACK!