Dear SATAN,
We are aware of your request to reimburse you with your 30 seconds of life. While we generally agree that those 30 seconds were a waste, we cannot compensate you with any amount of "life", since you have no life worth mentioning. Our billing staff has concluded that those 30 seconds were taken from another one of your myspace cell phone photo sessions, which is currently ranked on the "life" scale among activities such as watching "Lost" TV series, or practicing celibacy.
We can, however, offer you this, for just 13.99$ per month:
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