-When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
-Vin Diesel was behind Franz Ferdinand's assassination in June 1914, thus starting Wolrd War 1. He claims it on "having a shitty morning".
-Everytime Vin Diesel masturbates God kills a Siberian Tiger.
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Ali ova iz signe mi je najjaca :D :D