kuchk1c4 Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 posaljes neku totlano neutralno zajebantsku poruku tipa Ping ti si prase! e sada... rasclanimo ovu poruku??? Saljiva je, duhovita i blago je vredja.. jace bi bilo da napises ping ti si svinaj ali o tome na nekom drugom topicu Najbolji nacin je da kroz humor sebe opises kao kriznaca zvonara bogorodicne crkve i jetija..... to je keva pristup.Ima dlakave uso.. taban 67 itd itd...Takodje nakon par dana pokusaj lagano da neke masne sale provuces kroz razgovor, tj sms...Za pocetka lagano ispipaj teren... neku provokaciju ali finu da vidis rekaciju... ako krene da se zeza tako lagano nastavi da dizes tenziju i nemojDA SE PRIMAS MOZDA TE TESTIRA DALI SI SMAO ZA NJONOM PICKOM (to je dobor jer em ces da ocenis figuru em ces da vidis kako smrdi kada se oznoji sto i nije nebitna faktor u seksu) POHVALI JOJ KOSU, NEMOJ JOJ DODIRVATI ISTU ITD ITDups da ne poverujes : )) Quote I MAY NOT BE PERFECT, but parts of me are excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E jebes baku Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 evo ti line koji sabija.. nadogradi ga na kojotovu blok semu "mozda nisam lep, ali znam da volim" e sada mozes tu da ubacis i "iskreno" ispred volim, ali to vec moze da bude opasno... tako da to koristi strogo pazljivo Quote fml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 vudu mislio sam ako je jebanje primarna i maltene jedina stvar koju zelis. Ma znam nego trolujem :) odvedi je na studentski protest i rukuj se sa pejom !!! ribe vole da im je dechko povezan sa bitnim ljudima. OMG pa i ja sam se rukovao sa Pejom! I to dvaput! Iju, idem odma da unovčim (u sexu) to poznanstvo sa ličnostima na funkcijama!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dzontra.volta Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 ^_^ al sto vi ispljuvaste decka tipa nije vazna lepota, mozda nisam lep al znam da volim, nemoj da te vidi nek joj se svidis preko poruka on je samo rekao da je devojka jako lepa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peja_ Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 (edited) ^_^ ovo se odnosi na emilov post od pre 20 strana. odem do wca i ispamujete ko niko :) Edited March 24, 2007 by peior Quote The thing's hollow — it goes on forever — and — oh my God — it's full of stars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockdudbg Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 jbte,po tim vashim teorijama svako moze da bude sa svakom ribom,pa makar ona bila i dzesika alba. Quote vid'o sam deda mraza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urgh Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 "mozda nisam lep, ali znam da volim" to vishe lichi na neku emu rechenicu koju bi neko izgovorio poshto ga je riba vec odjebala:) Quote No one can survive becoming a legend.i ja kazem jebiga! Kao da je jebiga neka magichna rech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M!!! Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 brate, posle ovog topika, jadna devojka... kazhem ti ja lepo sednesh u kola cekash je spred faksa i kad krene da prelazi peshachki chuknesh je... (potrudi se da joj ne polomish nishta... i onda kao aaa izvini, e mogu nekak oda ti se iskupim ae na kafu il da te odvezem na urgentni da vidimo dal je sve ok, i kad ona kazhe... stani e se mi znamo... mislim da sam te videl... (a to si cheko) ajoj sad me je josh vishe sramota, allaal i kad udje u kola (a to je bio plan) svojevoljno, odvedesh je u sebesh (neko naselje izvan bg`a, predjesh panchevachki most i teraj tamo de ide voz(na shine) gde nema zhive dushe samo njive shume i cigana, i ono, kazhi joj ae sad, sex il te ostavljam kod cigana, pa da im igrash mesechinu sa medvedom na nekom trgu, devojka ce morati da pristane na tvoj dil... :D mrzelo me da mislim o onome shta sam pisao zhurim u gym ( )... Quote Everybody's got a right to be a sucker once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VoOdoO_MaN Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 pa iznajmish ih vudu nabe Quote Got some minuses for free? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dzontra.volta Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 -dobar dan, ja sam dosao da iznajmim kola, treba da zgazim neku devojku i da je silujem -to ce biti hiljadu dinara za vas -hvala lepo! :* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 (edited) Migsha, kako ti ide to gazenje devojaka bez posledica od kad vozish L200?? Nekako ne verujem da je to izvodljivo. Pre ce biti, chuknesh je malo, ona odleti 30m, njene ruke i noge 40-50 i naravno ostane na mestu mrtva. Milanche, probaj sa trabantom, nabavi ga negde (u krajnjem sluchaju, mozesh i da ga napravish). Chuknesh je, trabant se raspadne, ona se sazali na tebe, odvede te na pice i voila. Mozesh radi jacheg efekta da krenesh da plachesh jer ti je trabanta ostavio deda i sentimentalno si (bio) vezan za njega. Edited March 24, 2007 by Green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Kako si negativan, treba da pita Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch1zra Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Milanche, probaj sa trabantom, nabavi ga negde (u krajnjem sluchaju, mozesh i da ga napravish) Quote Ko je nub ne budi mu drug. I mean you harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4ts0 Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Ne znam Quote You may have gone to Cambridge, but I'm an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Ali nerdovi iz američkih teen komedija uvek na kraju getuju laid! I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 (edited) ^Word. [edit]Word @ Igor, ne @ voodoo [/edit] Nikako nemoj to da uradish, krajnje je loshe. Edited March 24, 2007 by Green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pUNyZ Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 ma kakav pogresan sms bice joj vise smesno nego drago.. brate zelim ti srecu i ako uspes ja te castim posto sam ja skoro izduvao a bila je slicna prica samo se nadaj da riba ceni tu tvoju paznju koju verovatno pokusavas da joj pruzis Quote edesi.org :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Srećom pa ste vi predlo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shale Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Pa zar Pojotova, "Preznoji je porukama" ili Mighshina "Chukni je MALO", il pak Greenova "Siluj je u Trabantu" shema nije dovoljno dobra ?! Pobogu sta bi ti, u romantichan zooloshki vrt da je izvede ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 (edited) Da. Jebe Edited March 24, 2007 by voodoo_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VoOdoO_MaN Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 mohiju Milanche nemoj da zhurish samo... zhena ti je kao planina - morash da je osvajash mic po mic... Quote Got some minuses for free? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4ts0 Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Lol vudu, pa lazni sms je konstruktivan isto toliko kao da je nazove sa govornice i pusta gogu sekulic-gacice. Quote You may have gone to Cambridge, but I'm an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E jebes baku Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Da. Jebeš ti takvu devojku koja s 20 i nešto godina zamišlja da ima 50 i nešto. edit: možda poruka rečenice nije najjasnija, ali htedoh reći da devojka koja nema nimalo detinjastog duha u sebi ne zaslužuje pažnju. kome treba bitcharka podignutog nosa i hladnog pogleda? word.. pun mi je tih riba sto imaju "nivo" ahahaha... kao slusam samo klasiku i izlazim samo sa fakultetski obrazovanim tipovima, rokam samo caj sa indonezijskih visoravni sto bi vuco rekao : "da ima pravog je**** .. ... te svetice, to sve zarazeno Bog te vidio... ko zna s kim se ona roka dok ti mislis da je ona zaljubljena u tebe..." Quote fml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 O tome nismo n irazmisljali , mozda se ona tovari sa pola naselja :)))) JOKE ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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