Lucky Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 I evo kako one izgledaju: 1. mesto: Like two people, 17 and 20, who imitated Darth Vader and made light sabres from fluorescent light tubes. That's right, they opened up fluoresceent tubes, poured gasoline inside, and lit the end... As one can imagine, a Star Wars sized explosion was not far behind. One died, the other survived to 'fess up to their creative, but stupid, reenactment. 2. mesto: August brings us a winner from Brazil, who tried to disassemble a Rocket Propelled Grenade (RPG) by driving back and forth over it with a car. This technique was ineffective, so he escalated to pounding the RPG with a sledgehammer. The second try worked--in a sense. The explosion proved fatal to one man, six cars, and the repair shop wherein the efforts took place. 14 more RPG grenades were found in a car parked nearby. Police believe the ammunition was being scavenged to sell as scrap metal. If it wasn't scrap then, it certainly is now! 3. mesto: Two more candidates have thrown themselves into the running for a Darwin Award. The feet of Jason and Sara, both 21, were found protruding from a deflated, huge helium advertising balloon. Jason was a college student, and Sara attended community college, but apparently their education had glossed over the importance of oxygen. When one breathes helium, the lack of oxygen in the bloodstream causes a rapid loss of consciousness. Some euthanasia experts advocate the use of helium to painlessly end one's life. The pair pulled down the 8' balloon, and climbed inside. Their last words consisted of high-pitched, incoherent giggling as they slowly passed out and passed into the hereafter. Sheriff's deputies said the two were not victims of foul play. No drugs or alcohol were found. The medical examiner reported that helium inhalation was a significant factor in their deaths. A family member said "Sara was mischievous, to be honest. She liked fun and it cost her." Vredni pomena (1): A hiker in Scotland picked up a grass snake so his brother could take a picture. Just as he reached for it, a black serpent slithered into view, so he grabbed that one, too. It was a Black Adder, Britain's only venomous snake. Both reptiles sank their fangs into the 44-year-old, who responded with serious anaphylactic shock. He gradually and painfully recovered in the hospital. His excuse for his rash act? He didn't think venomous snakes inhabited the whole of Scotland. Vredni pomena (2): An adult education teacher gave 25 students an impromptu lesson in safety during his safety class. Using opaque reasoning, Teach figured the 40-mm shell he had found on a hunting trip must be inert. He kept the round and used it as a paperweight on his desk. After all, ordnance is such a unique conversation piece. But more notably, this particular ordnance was the teacher's ticking ticket to fame. One spring morning, a bug crawled across his desk. Should he squash it with a tissue? Sweep it out the door? Leave it to pursue its happy existence, and continue on with his lesson? No; the teacher picked another alternative. He took up the "inert" artillery shell and slammed it onto the short-lived insect. The impact set off the primer, and the resulting explosion caused him burns and shrapnel lacerations on his hand, forearm, and torso. No one else in the classroom was hurt. To the teacher's further consolation, his actions did succeed in one respect: the bug was eliminated. Najbolji po izboru publike: There's always someone who thinks good advice doesn't apply to him. For example, if a doctor advises that the one thing you must not do is go near a flame, as you are going to be covered wtih a flammable material, most people would take this advice onboard, and not strike a match until the flammable material has been removed. However, Phillip, 60, knew better than his doctor. Philip was in the hospital to treat a skin disease, said treatment consisting of being smeared in paraffin-based cream. Philip was warned that the cream would ignite, so he definitely should NOT smoke. But he just couldn't live without that cigarette." Smoking was not permitted anywhere on the ward, but Phillip took this setback in stride, and sneaked out onto a fire escape. Once he was hidden, he lit up... inhaled... and peace descended as he got his nicotine fix. Things went downhill only after he finished his cigarette, at the moment he ground out the butt with his heel. The paraffin cream had been absorbed by his clothing. As his heel touched the butt, fumes from his pyjamas ignited. The resulting inferno "cremated" his skin condition, and left first-degree burns on much of his body. Despite excellent treatment, he died in intensive care. Sve drugo na - http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2006.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spo(ghost) Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 I kremu protiv pushaca su izmislili! :( Quote Nije bitno da je velik, bitno je da je lep... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[BMF]Psycho Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 nije loshe ali kontam da se u americi dnevno desavaju ovakve pa i gore stvari :) Quote "A forgotten virtue like honesty is worth at least twenty credits." -JC Denton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolkonski Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 da, bas u americi, jer tamo zive najgluplji ljudi na planeti. Quote ----------------- nema vise zezanja A.B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvnityCker Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 bolje su mi proslogodisnje a mislim da bi u ovoj konkurenciji onaj nas momak sto se penjao preko oluka da vidi ribu zauzeo dosta dobro mesto (valjda me necete kazniti zbog ove konstatacije ) al prva dva su ekstra Quote The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 Boze, svake godine nalaze sve vece i vece idiote... Neverovatno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetSet Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 (edited) bolje su mi proslogodisnje a mislim da bi u ovoj konkurenciji onaj nas momak sto se penjao preko oluka da vidi ribu zauzeo dosta dobro mesto (valjda me necete kazniti zbog ove konstatacije ) al prva dva su ekstra vrlo si me sjebao svojim postom... kad bolje razmislim velika smo mi govna... mislim u globalu, kao ljudski rod... procitas gomilu darvinovih nagrada... smejes se kao lud... i sve je "ok"... ali ako se to desilo nekome koga znas... :( daj boze da niko nije procitao ovaj post pre edita... toliko sam slogiran da sam sebe nisam razumeo... tt Edited January 1, 2007 by JetSet Quote jebem se u pedu za sitne pare javite se mom makrou kaliju cali = ghettopimp aleluja barkase, aleluja! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4ts0 Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 da, bas u americi, jer tamo zive najgluplji ljudi na planeti. To je taj novogodisnji gorki duh :) Quote You may have gone to Cambridge, but I'm an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tauruss Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 Nemoguce... Neko ko ima mozdanu masu.. jednostavno... ne mozhe ovo da uradi.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sex Machine Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 jbg, ne vidi se svima iz avatara da je imaju :) slazem se sa jetsetom.meni je kao bilo funny dok nisam naleteo na dvnityckerov post.onda mi vise uopste nije bilo funny,a cak nisam ni poznavao tog jadnog decka. Quote http://s2.bitefight.ba/c.php?uid=22457 b:"jeli,jel ovo na slici fred durst ili onaj njegov brat limp bizkit?" mare:"glupa je ko kugla ispod kauca" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch1zra Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 ne znam. meni je dvojka najjaca... nekako najkretenskija akcija od svih pomenutih... a na oluk.. nemam komentara... svi znamo sta se desava kad ja komentarisem tako neke price... btw dvojka definitivno Quote Ko je nub ne budi mu drug. I mean you harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sex Machine Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 da, nema te mesec dana i propadnu svi planovi za ut... Quote http://s2.bitefight.ba/c.php?uid=22457 b:"jeli,jel ovo na slici fred durst ili onaj njegov brat limp bizkit?" mare:"glupa je ko kugla ispod kauca" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch1zra Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 ah.. nemoj da si tuzan.. praznici nam stizu praznici nam stizu Quote Ko je nub ne budi mu drug. I mean you harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sex Machine Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 ispiti mi stizu ispiti mi stizu.... sad tek u februaru ut .... Quote http://s2.bitefight.ba/c.php?uid=22457 b:"jeli,jel ovo na slici fred durst ili onaj njegov brat limp bizkit?" mare:"glupa je ko kugla ispod kauca" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackadder Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 (edited) I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? Edited January 2, 2007 by Blackadder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dz Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 nenene...ne smem da napishem shta mislim Quote oO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kojot Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 obozavam darvina i ljudsku vrstu!! uvke cemo naci nacin sebe da ubije,o:) Quote Porno Ikona 90-tih:)dve najmocnije grupacije na svetu: Deijevi rodjaci, Mohijevi Ortaci(Ivan_ @ May 27 2009, 10:33)da se kojim čudom nađem na čelu plejboja, promenio bih fazon totalno.jebao bih vrlo mnogo, drogirao se jos vise i vodio kojota kao maskotu na zlatnom lancu okolo, a on bi vikao HARRRRSACU DAT E JBEEM NAMATSIO SAM KARU KOAKINOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvnityCker Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 ahaha evo ih prvi konkurenti za 2007. :)) "A trio of not-so-bright thieves in Lindenhurst, NY stole 14 GPS position reporting devices used on public works equipment from a nearby township garage. Authorities didn't have to look too far to locate him or the devices, as one of them was still active and indicated the location of his home when it was queried. From the article: 'Town officials said the thieves didn't even know what they had: they thought the GPS devices were cell phones, which they planned to sell.'" Quote The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tauruss Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Haha sad ti niko nece chitati postove pored takvog avatara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
domiNus Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Za uvredu s'tog Darvila, i za to cesh da odgovarash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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