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meklarenov bolid mi deluje zguzvano, dok bmw i ferari deluju najlepshe. Chini mi se da sa vremenom, dodavanjem novim aerodinamichnih elemenata bolidi postaju sve ruzniji i ruzniji. pogledajte samo na sta liche sada prednji spojleri...

It's nice to be good, but it's nothing compared to being bad

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The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people from Glasgow.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Glasgow area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euros worth of high tech equipment.

Tony Blair went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition of the UK under New Labour. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have an advantage over every team.

However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for...At the crew's first practice session, the Glasgow pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 8 bottles of Stella, a kilo of speed, and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.

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Ja ne navijam za Meklaren, ali stvarno izgleda xtra doyayno...

Druga je stvar kako ce da se kotrlja po stazi. ;)

FZ: I have a message to deliver to the cute people of the world...if you're cute, or maybe you're beautiful...

there's MORE OF US UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE THAN YOU ARE!! So watch out.

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