Junkie Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 An evil dragon has kidnapped a beautiful princess and locked her into the dungeon of his castle. Now it is described how metalheads of the different metal subgenres would rescue the princess as "hero" of the story. POWER METAL: The hero rides to the castle on a white unicorn, defeats the dragon in an epic battle in a storm on the edge of a huge cliff. Then he rescues the princess and both make love in a magic forest. THRASH METAL: The hero walks by, kills the dragon, rescues the princess and fucks her. HEAVY METAL: The hero comes riding on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks some beer and fucks the princess. FOLK METAL: The hero arrives with some mates who play flute, violin, accordion and some other instruments. They're having a party with lots of beer and mead and make the dragon sleep with their music and with dancing. Then hey leave again ... without the princess. VIKING METAL: The hero arrives in a dragonship, kills the dragon with his mighty greataxe, moults him, rapes the princess to death, steals her possesion and burns the castle before he leaves. DEATH METAL: The hero arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess, kills her and leaves. BLACK METAL: The hero arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and spears him in front of the castle. Then he rapes the princess, drinks her blood in an unholy ritualm, then kills her and spears her next to the dragon. GORE METAL: The hero arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his bowels all around the castle. Then he fucks the princess, kills her and fucks her corpse again, slices her stomach and eats her bowels and fucks her again. DOOM METAL: The hero arrives. He sees how big the dragon is and thinks he will never be able to kill him. He falls into a deep depression and commits suicide. The dragon eats him and the princess. PROGRESSIV METAL: The hero arrives with a guitar and play a 26 minutes solo! The dragon commits suicide cuz he is so bored. The hero enters the chamber of the beautiful princess and plays another solo in which all his technical ability, which he has perfected during the last years at his music school. The princess runs away and looks for the heavy metal hero. GLAM METAL: The hero arrives and the dragon laughs himself to death. The hero steals the princess' make-up and decides to paint the castle pink. NU METAL: The hero arrives in a shabby Honda Civic, trys to fight the dragon but his gay baggy-pants catch fire and he dies. GRINDCORE: The hero arrives, grunting and growling something unidentifiable and leaves after one minute. NSBM: The aryan hero arrives yelling 14/88 and looks for the princess. He sends the jewish dragon to a concentration camp. The dragon contacts Israel and the hero is convicted under crimes of racism. TR00 KVLT BLACK METAL: The hero doesn't show cuz he doesn't want to fight the dragon. CHRISTIAN/WHITE METAL: The hero prays to god that he will take away this satanic creature. then he tells the princess that they can't have sex before they're married. FUN/HAPPY METAL: The hero shouts "I am the protector of all nonsense! But ONLY of nonsense!" The dragon kills the hero and the princess laughs her ass off. znachi umro sam .... umro..respawn..umro...respawn... i danje umirem od smejanja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cartman_ Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 THRASH METAL: The hero walks by, kills the dragon, rescues the princess and fucks her. DEATH METAL: The hero arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess, kills her and leaves. LOLOLOLO :D Quote ONE LOVE, TJM! www.last.fm/user/uNkindTJM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kole Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 VETJ BILO METAL: The hero has already arrived, the dragon was already dead, the princess was already dead and fucked, and all that was already posted on the multiple forums multiple times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shekk Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Metalci su smesni ali ovo je jednostavno glupo Quote jebote, smorio si sa kukanjem vise :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasamnepismen Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Ma metal je za pichke © PMD. Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dule_smor Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 VETJ BILO METAL: The hero has already arrived, the dragon was already dead, the princess was already dead and fucked, and all that was already posted on the multiple forums multiple times. ahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest account 5 Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 No Comment ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Metalci su smesni ali ovo je jednostavno glupo Jeste, metalci su sme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PainLorD Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 metalci su chupavi loolooloolololololol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xnikolax Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 btw pise se trashmetal : ) thrashcore je nesto sasvim drugo x) Quote 1336¼ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasamnepismen Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 metalci su chupavi loolooloolololololol Voodoo i Shejtan su vojnichki podshishani. Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockdudbg Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 (edited) smorile su sprdnje o metalu. Edited September 15, 2006 by rockdudbg Quote vid'o sam deda mraza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharulja Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Ovo nisu sprdlje ovo je priceless !! THRASH METAL: The hero walks by, kills the dragon, rescues the princess and fucks her. ...ali totalna istina ! :) ovo mi je najdraze :)) Quote Arbeit macht Frei. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvnityCker Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 VETJ BILO METAL: The hero has already arrived, the dragon was already dead, the princess was already dead and fucked, and all that was already posted on the multiple forums multiple times. ahaahah :)) Quote The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasamnepismen Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Ovo nisu sprdlje ovo je priceless !! THRASH METAL: The hero walks by, kills the dragon, rescues the princess and fucks her. ...ali totalna istina ! :) ovo mi je najdraze :)) A shta ti znash o thrash metalu? Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Mo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasamnepismen Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Jesi ti nekad video nekog thrashera sa probushenim jezik i lepom frizurom? Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PainLorD Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 nesam ni ja vid'o thrashera sa probushenim jezik :) lololololol ^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weasel Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Jedini koji je dobar je ovaj koletov Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SATAN-3 Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Metalci su smesni ali ovo je jednostavno glupo Rece glupi covek. Inace ovo je starije od Junka. Quote Free Hot Asian Girls Nude Pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOd Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 @Kole Bravo kralju Metal = sranje Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockdudbg Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 (edited) m'da,reci nam.slusajte ovog pametnog coveka. Edited September 21, 2006 by rockdudbg Quote vid'o sam deda mraza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasamnepismen Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 'Ajde sad ti kreni da se raspravljash sa njima. Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 @Kole Bravo kralju Metal = sranje Kad to ka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SATAN-3 Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Ma cool su.Elem danas sam dobio od drage duks Mortician iz nemacke.Sad cu da se ponasam ko gore metalac.Jel ima neki zmaj u blizini :D Quote Free Hot Asian Girls Nude Pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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