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CHUCK FTW!!!!


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On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway

Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye

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Sta bi sa onim da se brisu retardirani topici?

But I doubt there's a journey planned for me - As I own every moment of my life

And the blessed they shall call it blasphemy - But I know what I think is right

Still the sun and the stars will shine for me - For the pure I will fight

For no king I will die - For my thoughts I will live

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