evgeniy Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 eeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeee da i tu sam zaboravio ............ jebote kakve su budale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batina Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Count Vlad Ceppesh e to je prava rasa za hordu, ako cemo lichnosti da biramo Quote nema te logike koja ce me zaustaviti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortalis Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Drakula, noone knows where Drakula is now. huh ? nije loshe za pocetnika ? :D Quote This video contains content from Jimmy Kimmel Live, who has decided to block it in your country. [23:47] <manager-> jao dete jao dete :D chickenonaraft.kom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fillerco Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. hehe :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solflaj Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 salu na stranu,zar vec nije odluceno da ce pande na stranu alijanse??? Quote Rancid Blade Just another manga freak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bilinac Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 kakve pande, prvi put cujem!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kemp. Posted January 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 A sta bi s ovim: Draenei The Draenei are one of the three primary races native to Draenor, the others being the Orcs and the Ogres. They once populated the planet heavily, but were slaughtered by the Orcs shortly after their corruption by the Warlock Gul'dan. After the Dark Portal was destroyed, Draenor collapsed in on itself and what remained was a sundered mass of planetary debris and floating asteroids, hovering in stasis within the Twisting Nether. The regions of Draenor that are still habitable are now known as Outland. Draenor wasn't the only thing to change in this ordeal, as the Draenei were also sundered in the process. They were formerly very human-looking, with fair greenish skin, but the irradiation of the collapsing energies of the Dark Portal and the sundering of their world mutated them into the aged, weathered creatures they are today. They were thought to have become extinct after their genocide by the orcs, but Illidan and his forces discovered and liberated one of the last surviving Draenei villages in Outland. They are known for being great spies and assassins as their warriors can Shadowmeld at all times of day, even while moving. They are currently ruled by Akama, the Elder Sage, and are allied with Illidan's Naga and Blood Elves. The Draenei are consumed by an unquenchable bloodlust whenever they know Orcs are near, as they are bitter enemies. A small band of Draenei were led through the Dark Portal by a few unknown leaders with the hopes of finding a new life, and have settled in the Swamp of Sorrows. Unfortunately, most of them were driven mad due to homesickness, and now attack anyone and everyone on sight. The few sane ones that remain are led by Magtoor, and they remember their noble roots and survive in the swamp in opposition of their mad brethren. The mad Draenei are called "The Lost Ones" in memory of their old homeworld. [edit] Draenei in the Alliance? Many rumors have been popping about about the Draenei being the new playable race in the Burning Crusade. Blizzard itself has never confirmed any of this, but this rumor has become more popular than the Pandaren one. Some factors supporting this rumor are as follows: * Blizzard is seeking to balance out the ugliness and prettiness of the Horde and Alliance by adding the Blood Elves (a pretty race) to the relatively ugly Horde, and the Draenei (an ugly race) to the relatively pretty Alliance. * Considering that Outland will be an integral part of the Burning Crusade expansion, and the Blood Elves are one of the races in servitude to Illidan in Outland, it makes sense that another Outland race would also be involved for balance (which are Naga and Draenei). * Draenei Rumor * Febuary Computer Gaming Claims It's True source: http://www.wowwiki.com/Draenei Quote Ko laze taj i krade ko krade ima cokolade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rakija Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 (edited) jebo vas chuck norris! Edited January 24, 2006 by Rakija Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kemp. Posted January 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 jebo vas chuck norris! ← Jocicu nemoj da si bezobrazan Quote Ko laze taj i krade ko krade ima cokolade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormScion Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 chuck noris comes and slaps rakija across face with his huge dildo ... Quote Is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the Hand of God hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control, even over his own will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortalis Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 moje mishljenje je da ce se alijansi ponovo pridruziti gilneas, trenutno nezavisna human nacija, koja nije htela da pomogne alijansi za vreme drugog rata, no da ne bi nagadjao, odoh da procitam "Warcraft: Day of the Dragon" Quote This video contains content from Jimmy Kimmel Live, who has decided to block it in your country. [23:47] <manager-> jao dete jao dete :D chickenonaraft.kom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharulja Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 ma to za draneje ja mislim da je chista glupost isto kao i za pandarene =/ Quote Arbeit macht Frei. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solflaj Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Ja cuo da ce Pande da budu alijansa Quote Rancid Blade Just another manga freak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ankanar Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 kad pogleda Quote http://www.klanrur.co.yu/forum/index.php?showtopic=26606 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haqla Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't mess with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway. Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. If you look in a mirror and say "Chuck Norris" three times, he will appear and kill your entire family... but at least you get to see Chuck Norris. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once ate a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist. Chuck Norris challenged a statue to a staring contest. Chuck remains undefeated. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell them there was a stripper in it. Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the hell down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortalis Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 tebi je bash dosadno , spamujesh forum bre ! i'm serijous :D Quote This video contains content from Jimmy Kimmel Live, who has decided to block it in your country. [23:47] <manager-> jao dete jao dete :D chickenonaraft.kom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solflaj Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 kad pogledaš Horda ima 10 puta više opcija za novu rasu ← hm,tacno tako,mogu da stave ogrove,onda rasu beast mastera(ne secam se kako se zvala),pa onda venture co. rasu,mislim sve ove rase su glupe,al sta prikljuce alijansi moze biti samo gluplje mada mislim da su pande cool,iako mi nije jasno zasto ne idu kod horde,malo mi je logicnije da blood elfovi idu kod alijanse Quote Rancid Blade Just another manga freak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormScion Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 da se ponovim ... sasvim je logicno po prici iz tfta da se blood elfovi prikljuce hordi ... elem lichno ne bi voleo ni pande i drenaie kod alija ... ali ajde da ih pustimo i vidimo sta ce da smisle . Quote Is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the Hand of God hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control, even over his own will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarabash Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 Vin Diesel umesto Blood Elfova i Chuck za allije! Quote Watafak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ankanar Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 hm,tacno tako,mogu da stave ogrove,onda rasu beast mastera(ne secam se kako se zvala), ← Halfbreed me Quote http://www.klanrur.co.yu/forum/index.php?showtopic=26606 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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