kruko Posted January 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 (edited) Ma radi. Eh, nije ovo zanimljivo omladini, nisu upoznati sa fenomenom chuck norrisa ;0 Chuck Norris doesn't need to use toilet paper because shit is too scared to stick to his ass. Chuck Norris won 3 Grammy Awards for the sound of his foot making contact with someone's face. When the Earth was first formed a solitary Chuck Norris roamed it. He found the largest rock he could and roundhoused it. This rock is now called the moon. Chuck Norris then jacked off into the ocean and spawned life. Edited January 13, 2006 by kruko Quote Don't think of understanding as a 'mental process' at all. Rather ask yourself: in what kind of case, under what circumstances do we say "now i can go on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zlajonja Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 boooriiiinnnggg Quote Ujaaa greemmmliiineeee... Oh no! We're all gonna die!! WE'RE SAVED!!!I'm screw'd! "Mi smo uvek tu - RUR Gerila" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weasel Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 de bre dosadno mnogo jako Coincidence that Viagra and the hole on the ozone both appeared around the same time? Ask Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kruko Posted January 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 boooriiiinnnggg ← ne huli Quote Don't think of understanding as a 'mental process' at all. Rather ask yourself: in what kind of case, under what circumstances do we say "now i can go on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiGsa Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 (edited) hahahahha ovo poslednje je odlicno ( vizlov post) chak kralj... al ipak zan ima butku on je baja koji vezba :) (ipak... ko je u filmu gile... ) kekeke ( )... Edited January 13, 2006 by MiGsa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Chuck Norris then jacked off into the ocean and spawned life. ← MEGA :))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uveta Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Ej, ne dirajte mi serifa Vokera... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 zhiv je! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doolio Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 hahahahha ovo poslednje je odlicno ( vizlov post) chak kralj... al ipak zan ima butku on je baja koji vezba :) (ipak... ko je u filmu gile... ) kekeke ( )... ← cekaj, ali kad ja igram sf2 to ne izgleda tako:0 btw, imate i za mister tija isto, samo ono sto je /vin odnosno /chuck promenite u /t Quote brate sto ti ne smuvas miu? realno 5 min da provede sa tobom bila bi ready za guraj-vadi. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kruko Posted January 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 (edited) Ko je mister T? [edit]aaaa, sad sam video sliku i oodmah se setio :)))[/edit] Edited January 14, 2006 by kruko Quote Don't think of understanding as a 'mental process' at all. Rather ask yourself: in what kind of case, under what circumstances do we say "now i can go on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 crnja kečer, kultni treš lik u americi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weasel Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Ma njemu je i silvester objasnio ne moze on da se poredi sa Chuck Norrisom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Order Footman (NWO) Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 (edited) Haha, "If Chuck Norris was sent from future to kill John Conor he would have got the job done" btw. nasao sam novi avatar :) Edited January 14, 2006 by New Order Footman (NWO) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weasel Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 samo da jos sajt dozvoljava direkno linkovanje :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalElen_ Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 When Chuck Norris goes out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul. There is no theory of evolution...just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. In reality there are no races, only countries of people that Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue Vin Dizel claims to have slept with 20,000 women. Chuck Norris calls that a slow tuesday Quote My koong-foo is the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kruko Posted January 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." :)) Quote Don't think of understanding as a 'mental process' at all. Rather ask yourself: in what kind of case, under what circumstances do we say "now i can go on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GcV.Bjeli Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Roughly a quarter of all these Chuck Norris facts were submitted by Vin Diesel, who is unaware that the Vin Diesel fact generator even exists. Quote web hosting, web design, web development, internet marketing i SEO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GcV.Bjeli Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 The term "nunchuck" was actually coined after Chuck Norris used a pair of Catholic Nuns as weapons to mercilessly beat an angry mob to death. Chuck makes weapons from his surroundings. Quote web hosting, web design, web development, internet marketing i SEO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GcV.Bjeli Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 (edited) Chuck Norris carries a card in his wallet, issued to him by the Supreme Court of the United States of America, absolving him from any charges of murder or attempted murder due to his sexual technique. Chuck Norris can penetrate a female from up to a mile away, not psychokinetically, he just has a very large cock. Chuck Norris performs cold fusion in his left testicle, and nuclear fission in his right. The Leaning Tower of Pisa is a 1:3 scale model of Chuck Norris' flacid penis. One time in an airport a guy accidently called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris". He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politley signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself. Edited January 23, 2006 by GcV.Bjeli Quote web hosting, web design, web development, internet marketing i SEO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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