Rancid Blade Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Zivotna situacija br 1: Prdnete na javnom mestu (na faxu,skoli basu...) sta raditi? Opis: Sedim ti ja danas na faxu u amfiteatru,kad najedom nesto zasmrde.Sta to bi?-pitam se ja.Karakteristican miris se sirio i sirio,primecujem da moje kolege primecuju da nesto ovde smrdi,pogledam ortaka do mene,i reknem mu da je neko opasno prdno.Ne damo se prevariti (takvi smo mi buduci politikolozi),krenemo da njuskamo okolinu,i eto iznenadjenja.Od svih alkosa,neradnika,seljaka,karakteristican miris bese najjaci kod neke ribe ispred nas.BRUKA,mi svi sa facama ko da smo govno progutali,samo ona mirno sedi i pravi se da je sve u redu,kao ne cuje ''joj sto je neko prdno'', ''kako smrdi ovde'' itd. Ne cuje, a? More,ima da joj dodjem sledeci put i da joj kazem : AaAaAAAA,Kucko smrdljiva, jesi li sljunak jela???!!! Pa,ovo je moja I tema na ovom foumu,trudio sam se da bude glupa,pa ocekujem i glupe odgovore,nemojte me razocarati.... Quote What?! The land of the free? Who ever told u that is your enemy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilauda Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 (edited) šta radim....jbg pokušavam da ne prdenem na mestima tipa gde ne mogu da se sklonim...izađem negde xoxoxo :) Edited November 2, 2005 by zEx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 najbolji topik u skorije vreme!!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Kolko vas je smišljalo ovaj topic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Brate netreba javno obarati mishljenje da zenski rod ne prdi...nemoj tako...njima se to nikad nedeshava...gistro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-M | Predator Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 I zene prde Quote Only God Can Judge Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darijan Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 ahahah, ja sam bezobrazan ja sam zivotinja, TOVARIO bi glupu kucku DO SMRTI bi je tovario, da zazali dan kada me je srela, nebi imala mira ni kad spava!!!! TOVAR DO SMRTI Quote ...... f e n s i c ...... ...yes, ur unique... ...just like everyone else... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FATA Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 je li bila neka dzomulja ili neka extra? Quote prevelik ti avatar m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srki Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 je li bila neka dzomulja ili neka extra? ← Zar je to bitno?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rancid Blade Posted November 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Pa prijatelju,ja sam poprilicno zagoreo,pa su mi kriteijumi niski,ali moram reci da je bila extra Quote What?! The land of the free? Who ever told u that is your enemy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longleyy Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Ja stalno prdim na javnim mestima , fora je da rasiris guzove tako da se ne taru jedan o drugi i samo ispustis bezcujno , to se najbolje radi tako sto sednes na jedan guz a odignes sa na drugi i opusteno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skrimke Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 pa ako si vec dosao u takvu situaciju, jednostavno se napravis lud kao ta riba :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spu [RuR] Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 ja kad prdnem obavezno i podrignem i obratno Quote Everytime I cross the line I push the boundaries out a little... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doca Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 @longleyy...hahaha kralju:)) @topic...LOL! ali dobro i ribe prde,pisaju,kenjaju,podriguju...to je normalno! Quote Novi forum smrdi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kovach_ Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 I zene prde ← WTF OMG!!!oneoneeleven :))))) Quote Mrzi me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shale Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 LOOOL umirem, ahahaha umirem..... shljunak topic no1. za narednih 7 dana sigurno ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
domiNus Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Pa do sada nisam imao takvu situaciju, ono, ako bih bio u njoj, verovatno bih se pravio ludi okretao se okolo trazheci zlog pochinioca... :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkie Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 joj....moj stomak....vi hocete da me nosite na dusi ROFLMAO p.s. devojke ne PRDE..............one PRDuckaju Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortalis Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 ja se josh uvek stidim kad se setim kako sam opalio jednom :D Quote This video contains content from Jimmy Kimmel Live, who has decided to block it in your country. [23:47] <manager-> jao dete jao dete :D chickenonaraft.kom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCain Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Sto ce da bidne zanimljivo kad Dz naleti na topic Quote I PITTY DA FOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Z!~ Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Na jednom zidu u mom kvartu ima ispisano"I DEVOJKE PRDU",znaci lol Quote Jednostavno,il se rodis s'tim il ne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 ← \o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zEki Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Ja stalno prdim na javnim mestima , fora je da rasiris guzove tako da se ne taru jedan o drugi i samo ispustis bezcujno , to se najbolje radi tako sto sednes na jedan guz a odignes sa na drugi i opusteno. ← E ne verujem. Isto i ja radim kada ocu tihomira da pustim. Mada sam sad naucio i bez ruku da ga ispustam. A sto se tice prdenja ja nikad nisam krio da sam prdnuo. Ja svaki put kada tako prdnem kazem ja se izvinjavam ali moj cale je meni rekao da kada god mi se prdi ja prdim jer to je zdravo ! ! Quote V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Nisam nikada u javnosti ali znam dosta primera :D najjači fazon iz osnovne,čas mate i mrtva tišina svi rade zadatak kad čuješ jednog debila kako ga je pustio,znači razvalio ga je :D profesorka mu posle toga zvala roditelje Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickwood Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 (edited) Profesorka je komunista. Ja prakticno nemam dupe koliko sam mrsav pa i ne mogu da pustim glasan prdez, tj moram da se namestam da pustim glasan prdez. To je potpuno odlicno na javnim mestima kada se kreces, tada samo pustis i produzis, malo stisnes dupe da brze odleti. Za sedeci polozaaj sam razvio tehniku: potrebno je mekano sediste, tipa ono u bilo kojim kolima, znaci situacija sa tom ribom otpada, ne verujem da i na bk imaju tapacirane stolice. Ugl, stisnesh noge, sedis bukvalno kao da nemas onu stvar, i maksimalno se zabijes u stolicu. Posto ja ne prdim glasne, samo ga ispustim i ne pomeram se. Fizionomija prdeza je takva da on posle nekog vremena, par desetina sekundi prosto izlapi. Cekao sam ovaj topik citavog zivota izgleda, jako dugo sam zeleo da ovo podelim sa nekim Edited November 3, 2005 by nickwood Quote Ovdashnji P.S> nickwoode, zasto se ne "log_out"-ujes kad si na forumu sa mog kompa? DovlaGSI :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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